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    Well Filthcute IÕm surprised at you,
    not knowing how to find a partner to practise dancing in the altogether
    Walk into any ceroc class in Scotland nae UK stick your hand up and shout
    ÔI NEED A PARTNER TO PRACTISE NAKED CEROC!!!Õ
    and watch out for the stamped
    I know your ginger but that shouldnÕt stop you getting a partner.
    If that fails phone me 0900 600 6969 anytime.

    Regards

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    the party starts here

    Originally posted by John McAulay
    was it double trouble and what were the best moves!
    ......heh, heh, heh - you'll never know... (Although I might just cave in if offered my bodyweight in Lindt chocolate... As they say, everyone has their price. )

    And as for the best moves, well, I'll just have to leave it to your imagination. Suffice to say, it was the best cerocing experience I have ever had.

    Amanda

    ps We've been saying it all along - Aberdeen is THE place to be. If you want to grab a piece of the action just point the car at the A90 and head on up. The party starts here.

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    Exactly how much would that cost and would you take installments!

    regards

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    Re: Pet Hates

    > Not looking at you. Someone else mentioned this and it's surprisingly common. I really don't understand it ... most of the fun is from the rapport between you and your partner and you're dancing with each other to the music ... that sounds obvious but it's surprising how many guys don't look at you.

    Uhh, I do this sometimes, usually for one of 2 reasons. Either the floor is crowded, so I'm watching the flow around me to make sure there's going to be space to do that seducer, or even just avoid getting kicked, or I'm concentrating hard. That could be because the lady is relatively inexperienced, and I have to curb my impulses to do certain moves, or maybe I just haven't gotten my brain inthe right gear yet - like the guy who said that doing the beginners' lesson made it hard for him to remember any intermediate moves. 45 minutes of beginners tends to numb my brain a bit (I've probably been chatting a lot, and not thinking about Ceroc), so the switch to freestyle can someties take an effort if it's been a hard day. Or maybe she's an expert, and I'm trying to dredge up enough 'interesting'moves to keep her entertained.:sorry

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    Originally posted by John McAulay
    Exactly how much would that cost and would you take installments!
    regards
    1) A Lot. 2) No. All or nothing...

    Amanda

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    listen I've seen you and even wet you couldn't weigh that much!
    If you changed it to your weight in chocolate buttons youv'e got a deal.


    Ps spindoctor, your to tightly wound! Dont try and think what a woman's thinking! Give her your best dance, and dont worry! chill man!

    regards

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    Re: the party starts here

    Originally posted by Amanda


    And as for the best moves, well, I'll just have to leave it to your imagination. Suffice to say, it was the best cerocing experience I have ever had.

    Amanda
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    Now there's a challenge if ever there was one!

    Looks like Lorna's enthusiastic dance style is inspiring the Aberdonians in ways Ceroc HQ may not have considered.

    .... PS as a teacher I need to know about any of the 'new' moves you may have 'come up' with .... text description, photos or preferably video would help ... only for private use only ... you can trust me, I'm a profesional!

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    ...a new category for the Scottish Championships perhaps....

    Amanda

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    Hold on .. just thinking this through ... you were naked with a member of the opposite sex (...well I'm assuming it was a member fo the opposite sex .... confirm/deny?) and the best thing you could come up with was to CEROC???

    Girl ... you NEED HELP ... and possibly a talk to a close friend who may be able to explain a few things to you!

    Obviously the cold up in the North has affected your views on what fun is.

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    Originally posted by Gus
    and the best thing you could come up with was to CEROC
    Oh, that was just for starters. There was a LOT more involved but in the interests of decency...

    Amanda

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    Originally posted by Gus
    ... you can trust me, I'm a profesional!
    A professional what, Gus?!

    Janet

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    Originally posted by Janet

    A professional what, Gus?!

    Janet
    Look, I've been offered cash to do it, isn't that enough??

    Anyway, back to the thread .. Pet Hates, thought I'd a list of my own;
    • Idiots doing airsteps on the social dancefloor
    • Woman who insist on pulling back sharply every time they step back (ex-R&R brigade)
    • Teachers who teach moves that make them look good rather than what the class in front of them can pick up
    • 'Ceroc snobs' - girls who will only dance with you if you're good enough .... luckily mainly found only in London
    • Country western tracks at Ceroc dance nights
    • Male dancers who don't take account of other dancers
    • Drop merchants who think that every beat is an excuse to put the woman nearly on the floor again
    • blanking out halfway through a track and having to resport to continous travelling returns
    • AND finally ... why can't we find more venues with large dance floors and airconditioning


    By George ... I feel better for that.

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    Originally posted by Gus


    Country western tracks at Ceroc dance nights
    There seem to be 4 redundant words in this bullet, Gus.

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    Well Said!!!!

    Well said Gus, couldn't have put it better myself ESPECIALLY
    points 1. Idiots doing airsteps ..............
    4.Ceroc snobs ( in fact snobbery of any kind ).......
    6. Male dancers ..........
    7. Drop merchants ........
    I mentioned someone fitting the exact description of 1,6 and 7 in the 'I saw you' thread, did no-one else see this person ? or does no-one else care!!!!!!

    Heather.
    I'd add a little phrase here but the only one I can think of, Franck would probably sensor!!!!!!!:sorry

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    Re: Well Said!!!!

    Originally posted by Heather

    I mentioned someone fitting the exact description of 1,6 and 7 in the 'I saw you' thread, did no-one else see this person ? or does no-one else care!!!!!!
    Your comments have been noted an passed on to the appropraite department.

    You are probably not aware that there is a covert team of Ceroc profesionals (rather like the Men in Black but with better dress sense) who patrol Ceroc clubs investigating such incidents and making the offenders 'disappear' ... eventualy. They use subtle yet highly effective techniques ... such as forcing the offending males to dance with Filthy for five fast tracks in a row, confiscate their black and white shoes, make them listen to CJ explain the benefits of mixing differing tracks (sorry CJ). In short, they show no mercy.

    If you are the one who has been 'grassed up' by Heather, be afraid ... be very afraid:reallymad

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    Originally posted by bill foreman

    What about a dance holiday at a naturist resort.........now that would be fun .........sorry I'm still in holiday mode and thinking of my week in Greece. Mind you it was really hot out in Gus's back garden. Girls......if Gus gets to the Scottish champs you're in for a treat - especially if he has his famous orange trousers on.
    Ah well Bill I don't know. Would that be inside or out? What with all that suntan lotion, can you imagine, we would be sliding about all over the place. Eh and once again, would we be wearing shoes?? Trying to get the image in, or maybe better out. of my head

    They did have a huge Salsa demonstration in Cuba recently which was held outside, maybe a Ceroc demonstration in Aberdeen somewhere and pray for a sunny day??



    Sandy

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    Re: Re: Well Said!!!!

    Originally posted by Gus


    Your comments have been noted an passed on to the appropraite department.

    You are probably not aware that there is a covert team of Ceroc profesionals (rather like the Men in Black but with better dress sense) who patrol Ceroc clubs investigating such incidents and making the offenders 'disappear' ... eventualy. They use subtle yet highly effective techniques ... such as forcing the offending males to dance with Filthy for five fast tracks in a row, confiscate their black and white shoes, make them listen to CJ explain the benefits of mixing differing tracks (sorry CJ). In short, they show no mercy.

    If you are the one who has been 'grassed up' by Heather, be afraid ... be very afraid:reallymad
    OK, Who are they!?!?.....point them in my direction

    filthycute x x

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    Originally posted by John McAulay
    Well Filthcute IÕm surprised at you,
    not knowing how to find a partner to practise dancing in the altogether
    Walk into any ceroc class in Scotland nae UK stick your hand up and shout
    ÔI NEED A PARTNER TO PRACTISE NAKED CEROC!!!Õ
    and watch out for the stamped
    I know your ginger but that shouldnÕt stop you getting a partner.
    If that fails phone me 0900 600 6969 anytime.

    Regards
    Careful!!!! Don't mess with the ginger swinger!:reallymad
    Anyways red-heads have way more fun......that shall be confirmed when i put my (your?) masterplan into action

    Just to get something straight......when i shout "I need a naked Partner" .....should i be naked already to perhaps encourage fellow buffy's?

    filthycute x x

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    Originally posted by John McAulay
    A dance holiday at a naturist resort!

    Well the secret move would be there for all to see,
    some things are better left to the imagination.

    Sandy its time to go back on the tablets!

    regards
    Aye John your'e right but which will I take first?

    Prozac
    Amphetamines
    Slimming
    Worming
    Mr Cool ones


    Such a choice!


    Sandy

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    Covert Action Team!!!

    I think the Covert Ceroc Team have already been in action with the offending person , Gus, I think they have already confiscated his black and white shoes, maybe that explains why he was dancing in his bare feet !!!!

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