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    Why its good to be a woman

    It is good to be a woman:

    1. We got off the Titanic first.

    2. We can scare male bosses with the mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.

    3. Taxis stop for us.

    4. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

    5. No fashion faux pas we make, could ever rival the Speedo.

    6. We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.

    7. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

    8. We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear end.

    9. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

    10. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

    11. We can talk to the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

    12. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware that we will look like an idiot.

    13. We will never regret piercing our ears.

    14. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

    15. We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because they aren't listening anyway

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    Re: Why its good to be a woman

    Quote Originally Posted by drathzel
    It is good to be a woman:

    1. We got off the Titanic first.

    2. We can scare male bosses with the mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.

    3. Taxis stop for us.

    4. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

    5. No fashion faux pas we make, could ever rival the Speedo.

    6. We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.

    7. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

    8. We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear end.

    9. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

    10. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

    11. We can talk to the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

    12. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware that we will look like an idiot.

    13. We will never regret piercing our ears.

    14. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

    15. We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because they aren't listening anyway

    Are we having a bad day?

    Do we need a ?

    Kgd

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    Re: Why its good to be a woman

    Quote Originally Posted by Groovy Dancer
    Are we having a bad day?
    Oh god yes!

    Quote Originally Posted by Groovy Dancer
    Do we need a ?

    Kgd
    Oh god yes!

    S. x

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    Re: Why its good to be a woman

    Quote Originally Posted by drathzel
    15. We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because they aren't listening anyway
    Looks like they're convinced, eh, guys?


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    Re: Why its good to be a woman

    Quote Originally Posted by ChrisA
    Looks like they're convinced, eh, guys?


    Seems so
    kgd

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    Re: Why its good to be a woman

    Quote Originally Posted by drathzel
    15. We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because they aren't listening anyway
    Sorry danielle....did you say something?.........

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    Re: Why its good to be a woman

    yes yes, you are all hilarious! !!!!!

    But i will take up that offer of a hug!!

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    Re: Why its good to be a woman

    Quote Originally Posted by drathzel
    yes yes, you are all hilarious! !!!!!

    But i will take up that offer of a hug!!
    Here you go....


    kgd

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    Re: Why its good to be a woman

    This thread seems like a good place to respond to drathzel's latest addition to her signature: don't worry - you're not alone

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    Re: Why its good to be a woman

    Quote Originally Posted by Graham
    This thread seems like a good place to respond to drathzel's latest addition to her signature: don't worry - you're not alone
    oh, do tell

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