Originally Posted by drathzel
Are we having a bad day?
Do we need a ?
Kgd
It is good to be a woman:
1. We got off the Titanic first.
2. We can scare male bosses with the mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
3. Taxis stop for us.
4. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
5. No fashion faux pas we make, could ever rival the Speedo.
6. We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.
7. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
8. We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear end.
9. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
10. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
11. We can talk to the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
12. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware that we will look like an idiot.
13. We will never regret piercing our ears.
14. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
15. We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because they aren't listening anyway
Originally Posted by drathzel
Are we having a bad day?
Do we need a ?
Kgd
Oh god yes!Originally Posted by Groovy Dancer
Oh god yes!Originally Posted by Groovy Dancer
S. x
Looks like they're convinced, eh, guys?Originally Posted by drathzel
Originally Posted by ChrisA
Seems so
kgd
Sorry danielle....did you say something?.........Originally Posted by drathzel
yes yes, you are all hilarious! !!!!!
But i will take up that offer of a hug!!
Here you go....Originally Posted by drathzel
kgd
This thread seems like a good place to respond to drathzel's latest addition to her signature: don't worry - you're not alone
oh, do tellOriginally Posted by Graham
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