That's what BTC stands for!!!
OK, maybe I'm a bit slow, or wasn't around the forum when the BTC tag was added, but I did wonder why Bill was BTC! Now it becomes clear
Actually - no chocolate doggie chocolate..... Just to be pedantic...Originally Posted by drathzel
Mmmmm, but Mr. Smurf is definitely better than doggie chocs! I prefer him to any Cadbury's, too!
As for Swiss, Belgian or Norwegian chocolate........ I'll keep that a secret. The blue man might get too big-headed......
LM
That's what BTC stands for!!!
OK, maybe I'm a bit slow, or wasn't around the forum when the BTC tag was added, but I did wonder why Bill was BTC! Now it becomes clear
These BTC men are sadly all too rareOriginally Posted by Wendy
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"If you're going to do something tonight, that you know you'll be sorry for in the morning, plan a lie in." Lorraine
... and are there any BTS (better than shopping) men around?!?Originally Posted by Lory
Is shopping Better Than Chocolate then?Originally Posted by Ceroc Jock
Last edited by azande; 30th-March-2005 at 03:01 PM.
Every time, especially when it's your money I'm spending!Originally Posted by azande
This thread has brought a little smile to my face and dig into the box of Celebrations sitting at my side(although my daughter has eaten all the Malteser ones),never mind there might be some yummy BTC at Lindsay and Brady's swing class tonight ???
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I thought that the principle tenet of marriage (okie, I know that strictly speaking, you're not actually married, but...) is that what's mine is mine, and what's his is mine....Originally Posted by Aleks
So, shouldn't it be 'our', or even 'my' money that you'd have been spending?
As I've been saying to azande since I started self-employment last April......."Can you sponsor it until the business picks up?"...so it's ALL been his money .Originally Posted by TheTramp
Recent research at the Baptist University of Upper Lower Wisconsin, has shown there are three active ingredients in chocolate that only act on the female brainOriginally Posted by Lory
Chemical 1: 1-2-7 Diazo-expectationol. This causes the woman to have unrealistic expectations of what a man is capable of doing. This extends to such mammoth tasks as loading and unloading the dishwasher and walking across the room to pick up the TV remote control.
Chemical 2: 3-3-Benzo-Disatisfactionate. This causes the woman to be disproportionately upset by the perceived laziness of the man - induced by Chemical 1.
and the clincher is
Chemical 3: Eno-Ameliorate. This has the effect (only on women) of easing the upset to which they have been sensitised by Chemical 2. However, the more Eno-Ameliorate that is consumed, the less impact it has. So although the woman feels better consuming the chocolate she never reaches a level of complete contentment - hence she continues to consume chocolate in the hope the impact of Chemical 1 and Chemical 2 will be eradicated. This of course never happens as she is raising levels of all chemicals. The woman is left with the sub-optimal strategy of finding the perfect man.
Cunning these chocolate makers.
Clive
Originally Posted by Clive Long
Well done! I'm in stitches!
Oh, and about the "is shopping better than chocolate"..... NO! Shopping=torture, a necessary evil to obtaing gorgeous dancewear (which is why I have so little of it, as I dread shopping....), food, and other essential items.
However, I do quite like shopping in places like B&Q (powertools! ), or outdoorsy type shops (climbing, camping and hillwalking gear....). But above all - BOOKSHOPS!!!!!!!!! Must.....have....more.....books....... Oh s**t, broke again... How did that happen?????
And not all chocolate is good.... I'm a chocolate snob!!
Little Monkey
Originally Posted by Little Monkey
Me too!I'm a chocolate snob!!
I like mine Dark, Rich and not too sweet!
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"If you're going to do something tonight, that you know you'll be sorry for in the morning, plan a lie in." Lorraine
Soulmates!Originally Posted by Lory
LM
Recently its been too much chocolate, not enough dancing (clothes getting tighter...)
Don't be daft! Going to work= tortureOriginally Posted by Little Monkey
shopping=fun! pleasure! new clothes, cds, shoes and hats and, and, and ..
got to agree with that although I am partial to a Fry's Turkish Delight now and thenOriginally Posted by lory
"If you rebel against high heels, take care to do so in a very smart hat.'' George Bernard Shaw
Way to go girl!!! Just wait till we hit the Glasgow shops next week!!!!!Originally Posted by Aleks
Heather,
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I need to pay a visit up north at some point (well north of Manchester) to sample all these BTC men.
In the south the BTC man has to be Viktor,
there are other words I could can use to describe him but BTC is probably the cleanest.
Gents...
is there a lady dancer who even comes close to a bit of Balck & Green's "Maya Gold"?!?!??!??!!?
Well I could name a couple that I would just want to nibble and let their taste slowly disolve in my mouth... another couple that melt into a delicious smoothness that I would want to lick clean... another few that leave me all sticky with a smile on my face and wanting more... do they count?Originally Posted by Ceroc Jock
Only if you name them!!!Originally Posted by Gadget
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