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    Re: The Better Than Chocolate hall of fame

    Quote Originally Posted by drathzel
    Honey, we are talking about yummy yummy better than chocolate german chocolate that these men are better than not some yucky no fat doggy chocolate!!!
    Actually - no chocolate doggie chocolate..... Just to be pedantic...

    Mmmmm, but Mr. Smurf is definitely better than doggie chocs! I prefer him to any Cadbury's, too!

    As for Swiss, Belgian or Norwegian chocolate........ I'll keep that a secret. The blue man might get too big-headed......

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    Re: The Better Than Chocolate hall of fame

    That's what BTC stands for!!!

    OK, maybe I'm a bit slow, or wasn't around the forum when the BTC tag was added, but I did wonder why Bill was BTC! Now it becomes clear

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    Re: The Better Than Chocolate hall of fame

    Quote Originally Posted by Wendy
    Any more BTC men out there we should all know about ????
    These BTC men are sadly all too rare
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    Re: The Better Than Chocolate hall of fame

    Quote Originally Posted by Lory
    These BTC men are sadly all too rare
    ... and are there any BTS (better than shopping) men around?!?

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    Re: The Better Than Chocolate hall of fame

    Quote Originally Posted by Ceroc Jock
    ... and are there any BTS (better than shopping) men around?!?
    Is shopping Better Than Chocolate then?
    Last edited by azande; 30th-March-2005 at 03:01 PM.

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    Re: The Better Than Chocolate hall of fame

    Quote Originally Posted by azande
    Is shopping Better Than Chocolate then?
    Every time, especially when it's your money I'm spending!

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    Re: The Better Than Chocolate hall of fame

    This thread has brought a little smile to my face and dig into the box of Celebrations sitting at my side(although my daughter has eaten all the Malteser ones),never mind there might be some yummy BTC at Lindsay and Brady's swing class tonight ???

    xx

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    Re: The Better Than Chocolate hall of fame

    Quote Originally Posted by Aleks
    Every time, especially when it's your money I'm spending!
    I thought that the principle tenet of marriage (okie, I know that strictly speaking, you're not actually married, but...) is that what's mine is mine, and what's his is mine....

    So, shouldn't it be 'our', or even 'my' money that you'd have been spending?

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    Re: The Better Than Chocolate hall of fame

    Quote Originally Posted by TheTramp
    I thought that the principle tenet of marriage (okie, I know that strictly speaking, you're not actually married, but...) is that what's mine is mine, and what's his is mine....

    So, shouldn't it be 'our', or even 'my' money that you'd have been spending?
    As I've been saying to azande since I started self-employment last April......."Can you sponsor it until the business picks up?"...so it's ALL been his money .

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    Re: The Better Than Chocolate hall of fame

    Quote Originally Posted by Lory
    These BTC men are sadly all too rare
    Recent research at the Baptist University of Upper Lower Wisconsin, has shown there are three active ingredients in chocolate that only act on the female brain

    Chemical 1: 1-2-7 Diazo-expectationol. This causes the woman to have unrealistic expectations of what a man is capable of doing. This extends to such mammoth tasks as loading and unloading the dishwasher and walking across the room to pick up the TV remote control.

    Chemical 2: 3-3-Benzo-Disatisfactionate. This causes the woman to be disproportionately upset by the perceived laziness of the man - induced by Chemical 1.

    and the clincher is

    Chemical 3: Eno-Ameliorate. This has the effect (only on women) of easing the upset to which they have been sensitised by Chemical 2. However, the more Eno-Ameliorate that is consumed, the less impact it has. So although the woman feels better consuming the chocolate she never reaches a level of complete contentment - hence she continues to consume chocolate in the hope the impact of Chemical 1 and Chemical 2 will be eradicated. This of course never happens as she is raising levels of all chemicals. The woman is left with the sub-optimal strategy of finding the perfect man.

    Cunning these chocolate makers.

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    Re: The Better Than Chocolate hall of fame

    Quote Originally Posted by Clive Long
    Recent research at the Baptist University of Upper Lower Wisconsin, has shown there are three active ingredients in chocolate that only act on the female brain

    Chemical 1: 1-2-7 Diazo-expectationol. This causes the woman to have unrealistic expectations of what a man is capable of doing. This extends to such mammoth tasks as loading and unloading the dishwasher and walking across the room to pick up the TV remote control.

    Chemical 2: 3-3-Benzo-Disatisfactionate. This causes the woman to be disproportionately upset by the perceived laziness of the man - induced by Chemical 1.

    and the clincher is

    Chemical 3: Eno-Ameliorate. This has the effect (only on women) of easing the upset to which they have been sensitised by Chemical 2. However, the more Eno-Ameliorate that is consumed, the less impact it has. So although the woman feels better consuming the chocolate she never reaches a level of complete contentment - hence she continues to consume chocolate in the hope the impact of Chemical 1 and Chemical 2 will be eradicated. This of course never happens as she is raising levels of all chemicals. The woman is left with the sub-optimal strategy of finding the perfect man.

    Cunning these chocolate makers.

    Clive


    Well done! I'm in stitches!

    Oh, and about the "is shopping better than chocolate"..... NO! Shopping=torture, a necessary evil to obtaing gorgeous dancewear (which is why I have so little of it, as I dread shopping....), food, and other essential items.

    However, I do quite like shopping in places like B&Q (powertools! ), or outdoorsy type shops (climbing, camping and hillwalking gear....). But above all - BOOKSHOPS!!!!!!!!! Must.....have....more.....books....... Oh s**t, broke again... How did that happen?????

    And not all chocolate is good.... I'm a chocolate snob!!

    Little Monkey

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    Re: The Better Than Chocolate hall of fame

    Quote Originally Posted by Little Monkey
    Shopping=torture,


    I'm a chocolate snob!!
    Me too!

    I like mine Dark, Rich and not too sweet!
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    Re: The Better Than Chocolate hall of fame

    Quote Originally Posted by Lory



    Me too!

    I like mine Dark, Rich and not too sweet!
    Soulmates!

    LM

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    Re: The Better Than Chocolate hall of fame

    Recently its been too much chocolate, not enough dancing (clothes getting tighter...)

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    Re: The Better Than Chocolate hall of fame

    Quote Originally Posted by Little Monkey
    Shopping=torture
    Don't be daft! Going to work= torture

    shopping=fun! pleasure! new clothes, cds, shoes and hats and, and, and ..

    Quote Originally Posted by lory
    I like mine Dark, Rich and not too sweet!
    got to agree with that although I am partial to a Fry's Turkish Delight now and then
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    Re: The Better Than Chocolate hall of fame

    Quote Originally Posted by Aleks
    Every time, especially when it's your money I'm spending!
    Way to go girl!!! Just wait till we hit the Glasgow shops next week!!!!!

    Heather,
    XX

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    Re: The Better Than Chocolate hall of fame

    I need to pay a visit up north at some point (well north of Manchester) to sample all these BTC men.

    In the south the BTC man has to be Viktor,
    there are other words I could can use to describe him but BTC is probably the cleanest.

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    Re: The Better Than Chocolate hall of fame

    Gents...

    is there a lady dancer who even comes close to a bit of Balck & Green's "Maya Gold"?!?!??!??!!?

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    Re: The Better Than Chocolate hall of fame

    Quote Originally Posted by Ceroc Jock
    Gents...

    is there a lady dancer who even comes close to a bit of Balck & Green's "Maya Gold"?!?!??!??!!?
    Well I could name a couple that I would just want to nibble and let their taste slowly disolve in my mouth... another couple that melt into a delicious smoothness that I would want to lick clean... another few that leave me all sticky with a smile on my face and wanting more... do they count?

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    Re: The Better Than Chocolate hall of fame

    Quote Originally Posted by Gadget
    do they count?
    Only if you name them!!!


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