View Poll Results: How do you cope when Windy Miller is in Trumpton

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  • Instigate lots of travelling moves

    7 36.84%
  • Glance sternly at nearby dancer and then roll your eyes knowingly at your partner

    2 10.53%
  • Pretend not to notice

    5 26.32%
  • Own up / Come clean

    1 5.26%
  • Sit out and be accused of being a "Stinking Hotshot"

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Thread: How do you cope when Windy Miller is in Trumpton?

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    How do you cope when Windy Miller is in Trumpton?

    What are your most common tactics?

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    Re: How do you cope when Windy Miller is in Trumpton?

    attach the windmill to a powerful jet engine, he'll never even make it out the door

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    Re: How do you cope when Windy Miller is in Trumpton?

    I'd call for Pugh, Pugh, Barney Margroo, Cuthbert, Dibble and Grubb
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    Re: How do you cope when Windy Miller is in Trumpton?

    I'd just like to clarify, at the time I wrote the above comment, I had absolutely NO idea whatsoever what Will was going on about and there was 'no' poll to make it clearer!!

    Now I DO know what he means, I'd like to state a fact............. Girls just DON'T, when we're dancing!

    But if I get a whiff of something none too pleasant, I always hope and prey it's MY partner, then he KNOWS its not me!
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    Re: How do you cope when Windy Miller is in Trumpton?

    Quote Originally Posted by Lory
    Girls just DON'T, when we're dancing!
    yeah, yeah, bloody well yeah....

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    Re: How do you cope when Windy Miller is in Trumpton?

    See, i thought that ladies did 'float the odd air-biscuit' now and again. It's just that their's smell of roses.....??

    JB


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    Re: How do you cope when Windy Miller is in Trumpton?

    Will really hasn't got anything to do at the moment has he !! There must be a competition or something coming up that he can go and practice for surely...


    Not sure we can take much more

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    Re: How do you cope when Windy Miller is in Trumpton?

    Why is this being posted in "lets talk about dance".Surely there is a place elsewhere on this forum for drivel like this.
    Before I am accused of having no sense of humour- I just dont think its funny or even eworth discussing.
    No offence meant Will

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    Re: How do you cope when Windy Miller is in Trumpton?

    Quote Originally Posted by djtrev
    ... I just dont think its funny ...

    Not funny??

    I thought that all blokes found anything to do with botty burps funny!!

    .... it's not just me who refuses to grow up is it???

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    Re: How do you cope when Windy Miller is in Trumpton?

    Why isn't there a "blame it on the dog" option?

    At a recent dance there was a dog to blame it on. So after a couple dancing next to us (fantastic dancers, do it too I presume!) executed a move where he was bent over double supporting his partner, an evil aroma filled the air. I said to my partner "I wonder if that was **** or the dog?" I think the volume of her laughter disturbed everyone in the hall, especially when I added, "We'll find out next week when the dog's not there."
    I think you have to know your partner pretty well to say something like this, it could be too embarrassing if it was her!

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    Re: How do you cope when Windy Miller is in Trumpton?

    Quote Originally Posted by djtrev
    Why is this being posted in "lets talk about dance".Surely there is a place elsewhere on this forum for drivel like this.
    No offence meant Will
    Well, at least it shows that Will has fully recovered from his coma; looks like normal service has been resumed...

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    Re: How do you cope when Windy Miller is in Trumpton?

    I would employ my normal tactic - blame TwK


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    Re: How do you cope when Windy Miller is in Trumpton?

    We could always go for the innocent option of course which would be that
    Will meant that a particular partner was dancing too many half or full windmills!!!

    Seriously though that's why eating a curry or anything with too much onion isn't recommended
    Last edited by Jon L; 11th-November-2004 at 07:24 PM.

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    Re: How do you cope when Windy Miller is in Trumpton?

    Quote Originally Posted by Lory
    I'd like to state a fact............. Girls just DON'T

    That's why all the men want to dance with us

    Quote Originally Posted by Sheepman
    At a recent dance there was a dog to blame it on.
    I was at that dance, and yes, the laughter was audible from the other side of the room . Poor ****, you'll give him a complex!

    S. x

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    Re: How do you cope when Windy Miller is in Trumpton?

    Quote Originally Posted by Sparkles
    Poor ****, you'll give him a complex!
    Well I know I did say "he" but I could have just said the "leader" and opened up the floor a bit further ...

    Greg

    PS Sorry to dispel any myths, but I know for a certain fact that girls do! Though that could be just a side effect of my cooking
    Last edited by Sheepman; 16th-November-2004 at 03:25 PM.

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