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    We haven't done this for a while....

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    It was a chilly October morning as Lory took her stroll. As she entered the park, she noticed the Tramp on his usual park bench and wondered to herself why he was still lay there under his newspapers when he bloody well knew he had classes to go to. A little concerned, for she knew this was somewhat unlike him, Lory tentatively approached the Tramp and asked....

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    "Is that a judder or are you just pleased to see me?". Trampy stopped fumbling, appeared embarresed and mumbled something about working out a new move that would amaze even David B. He then lept to his feet, yelled "I've got it!" and siezing Lory by her assets he....

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    ..sold her a timeshare in Nantwich. Much to the chagrin of Franck who had her pegged for a condo in Perth.

    Still smarting from the trainee lawyers time share tout, Lory walked to 10 downing Street to protest.

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    Where she met with Cheri Blair, who asked why Sheena and Lily weren't with her, because she needed to seek ther advice on a subject of national importance.

    Namely..... Shoes!

    But they couldn't be there, because....

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    Looks down...Assets....Juddering, that reminds me, I can't stop, the kids have asked me to get some 'milkshakes'!
    I doubt that move will be allowed in the Jivemasters anyway? The only place you may be able to get away with it, is at the Masked ball! You can always shout a protest at the judges if they don't agree! Although, if Gordy's judging you might get extra points! Trampy, ponders.....
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    When she'd finished with Cheri, she found Gus outside with his placard out - and my it was a big one. He was always protesting about something, she thought, but took pity on him since even though he was holding his placard in both hands it was still waving about in the wind. "You look hungry", she said, "I tell you what, I've brought some lunch with me, so if I hold your placard, you can have a munch on my baps."

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    (nice recovery, Chris!!)

    Not convinced he had the appetite for BOTH of Lory's baps, but pleased at the thought of getting his placard out his hands for a while, Gus dove in as only he could. Lory proved a dab hand at handling Gus's placard: indeed after his fill of Lory's baps, he pondered on what to do next, but he had no idea if he was coming or going... As he struggled with his next monumentous decision, the only thoughts he could muster were "Fatboy" and.....

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    Re: We haven't done this for a while....

    Quote Originally Posted by Ceroc Jock
    (nice recovery, Chris!!)

    Not convinced he had the appetite for BOTH of Lory's baps, but pleased at the thought of getting his placard out his hands for a while, Gus dove in as only he could. Lory proved a dab hand at handling Gus's placard: indeed after his fill of Lory's baps, he pondered on what to do next, but he had no idea if he was coming or going... As he struggled with his next monumentous decision, the only thoughts he could muster were "Fatboy" and.....
    "Wagon Wheels" cos Gus realised that not only did he need to nibble something sweet, he was a wheel short of a wagon! Lory tossed the placard, adjusted her baps and, feeling the need for a good Tramp, went across to the park, just in time to catch Boomer falling out of a tree. Unfortunately, large ape that he is, he landed with a thud on top of Pammy and Bardsey who were just...........

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    ........wondering if Gus could still get his frame into the pink sparkly tights and leotard that he had bought from Mr McGregor. His ambition had always been to be be part of a showcase, where the pinnicle would be the doughnut ariel. His choice of partners however, was still giving him nightmares.......would Kate remember to catch him on the way down, or would he hit the floor yet again........

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    ......."Damn," growled Boomer, "Not again!" Dusting himself down, he glanced, embarrassed, at the unconscious Pammy and Bardsey, and the badly-winded Lory, and decided that he better get some help. Looking around he noticed a strange yet familiar figure: "Gadget! Thank God you're here - you're just the guy I need to help me with these girls, so if you could just grab Lory's..........."

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    ...attention, may be we can get this mess sorted out. So slowly and surely, Gadget resuscitated both of the girls back to life. Not an easy task and one only for a man with much experienced. With much gusto, both of the girls hugged Gadget. Gadget, well he was so overwhelmed he just.....
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    arose magnificently, both girls were in awe Lets celebrate, all agreed but .......
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    ... they hadn't counted on the fact that the girls had actually accidentally fallen on top of Gordon. He was still lying, prone, on the grass, gesturing wildly for someone to come and help him up....

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    "allo 'allo 'allo, what's all this then?" said PC Parr who pulled up in his Zeffyr (sp??) just in time to miss the action

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    Re: We haven't done this for a while....

    Quote Originally Posted by Chicklet
    "allo 'allo 'allo, what's all this then?" said PC Parr who pulled up in his Zeffyr (sp??) just in time to miss the action

    Having missed 'the action' PC Parr got back in his Panda car.

    Annoyed and wanting to see 'some action' he was delighted when he saw someone speed past him at over 43mph in a 40mph zone

    PC Parr pulled the car over and out popped Stewart38 who said ....

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    "I know you are an upstanding member of the community, constable, but to drive that fast and think I'd get away with it, I must be just an upstanding member."

    PC Par offered Stewart38 the obligatory 9 points and £2k fine, but also offered him an out.

    It was a damned close call, and, bearing in mind he didn't want to face the same sad fate as RobC, Stewart thought long and hard when PC Par gave him the opportunity to repent his sin by....

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    giving him the secret code so that he too could post in the social events forum and get directions to the next BFG.
    Stewart asked for a moment and quickly grabbed his mobile and called the lovely Lisa - "What shall I do?" he asked - "Easy" she replied, "just tell him..................................
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    ..........that the secret code is COMB - obviously he'll fall for it since it's Franck's forum after all! By the time he realizes you'll be long gone and he can hardly prosecute you for failing to pay him a bribe!". "Thanks!" exclaimed Stewart, as he ended the call and turned back to PC Parr and said ".......

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    "I cannot tell a lie sir,....the secret code is 'open, says me'. This will allow you to infiltrate the socialites corner and corrupt all plans to host another BFG." Eager to return to his trusty sidekick, DD, PC Parr bids farewell to Stewart38, jumps on his Zephyr and heads off into the sunset.

    A cunning plan is beginning to materialize in the warped mind of an EX Copper. No one has realised that he actually got kicked out the force because he...........

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    Quote Originally Posted by filthycute
    "I cannot tell a lie sir,....the secret code is 'open, says me'. This will allow you to infiltrate the socialites corner and corrupt all plans to host another BFG." Eager to return to his trusty sidekick, DD, PC Parr bids farewell to Stewart38, jumps on his Zephyr and heads off into the sunset.

    A cunning plan is beginning to materialize in the warped mind of an EX Copper. No one has realised that he actually got kicked out the force because he...........
    .....was too overly fond of seducers (and drops and dips, for that matter). So he held his hands up and said "ok Guv, its a fair cop" which completely had the higher-ups fooled, cos of course, he's a brunette......who likes to wear short leopard skin tops, masks, pink tutu's and strange leggings........which was another reason he got chucked out. Turning to his trusty side-kick and fellow cross-dresser, Andy McG he said..........

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