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    Men's Degree

    For those of you who are married, were married, or are contemplating marriage under the assumption that men need (or ought) to be trained for marriage…

    TWO YEAR DEGREE COURSE
    A new two-year degree is being offered at the University that many of you should be interested in:
    Becoming a Real Man. That’s right, in just six mini-semesters, you, too, can be a real man as well as earn an MA degree. (Male Arts)

    Please take a moment to look over the program outline.

    FIRST YEAR
    Autumn Schedule:
    MEN 101: Combating Stupidity
    MEN 102: You, Too, Can Do Housework
    MEN 103: PMS-Learn To Keep Your Mouth Shut
    MEN 104: We Do Not Want Sleazy Under things for Christmas

    Winter Schedule:
    MEN 110: Wonderful Laundry Techniques
    MEN 111: Understanding the Female Response to Getting in at 4am
    MEN 112: Parenting: It Doesn’t End with Conception
    EAT 100: Get a Life, Learn to Cook
    EAT 101: Get a Life, Learn to Cook II
    ECON 001A: What’s Hers is Hers

    Spring Schedule:
    MEN 120: How NOT to Act like an arse when you’re Wrong
    MEN 121: Understanding Your Incompetence
    MEN 122: YOU, The Weaker Sex
    MEN 123: Reasons to Give Flowers
    ECON 001C: What Was Yours is Hers

    SECOND YEAR
    Autumn Schedule:
    SEX 101: You CAN Fall Asleep without It
    SEX 102: Morning Dilemma: If It’s Awake, Take a Shower
    SEX 103: How to Stay Awake After Sex
    MEN 201: How To Put the Toilet Seat Down

    (Elective)
    (See Electives Below)
    Winter Schedule:
    MEN 210: The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency
    MEN 211: How to Not Act Younger than Your Children
    MEN 212: You, Too, Can be a Designated Driver
    MEN 213: Honest, You Don’t Look Like Brad Pitt
    MEN 230A: Her Birthdays and Anniversaries are Important



    Spring Schedule:
    MEN 220: Omitting %&*!@ from Your Vocabulary (Pass/Fail Only)
    MEN 221: Fluffing the Blanket after Farting Is NOT Necessary
    MEN 222: Real Men Ask For Directions
    MEN 223: Thirty Minutes of Begging is NOT Considered Foreplay
    MEN 230B: Her Birthdays and Anniversaries are Important II

    Course Electives:
    EAT 102: Cooking with Tofu
    EAT 103: Utilization of Eating Utensils
    EAT 103: Burping and Belching Discreetly
    MEN 231: Mothers-In-Law
    MEN 232: Appear to Be Listening
    MEN 233: Just Say “Yes, Dear”
    ECON 001C: Cheaper to Keep Her

    Just a thought for all the women out there.
    MENtal Illness
    MENstrual cramps
    MENtal breakdown
    MENopause
    GUYnocologist (poetic spelling)
    Ever notice how all of women’s problems start with men?

    Send this to all women you know (and men with a sense of humour) and brighten up their day!!…. and when we have real trouble, it’s a HISterectomy

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    Re: Men's Degree

    Quote Originally Posted by Feminist Bint
    Please take a moment to look over the program outline.
    That'll be programme perhaps ?

    GUYnocologist (poetic spelling)
    A "poetic" spelling thats nice dear, looks phonetic to me.

    I did notice the course failed to cover use of sarcasm and pedantry

    Ever notice how all of women’s problems start with men?
    Blaming an external root cause for your own problems is a common psychological complaint

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    Re: Men's Degree

    Quote Originally Posted by Dreadful Scathe
    That'll be programme perhaps ?
    Not if you're a Yank!



    Quote Originally Posted by Dreadful Scathe
    A "poetic" spelling thats nice dear, looks phonetic to me.
    Or phoney! Should have a course on "How not to patronise your wife" DEAR!

    Quote Originally Posted by Dreadful Scathe
    I did notice the course failed to cover use of sarcasm and pedantry
    Mmm! Should put one in though, then half the men on the forum would benefit

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    Re: Men's Degree

    Quote Originally Posted by Bardsey
    [COLOR=Blue] MEN 223: Thirty Minutes of Begging is NOT Considered Foreplay
    I thought you had to do 3 hours of begging

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    Re: Men's Degree

    Quote Originally Posted by Andy McGregor
    I thought you had to do 3 hours of begging
    Even better (oh dear, almost put a follow up that would have had me expelled, never mind just sent Upstairs)

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    Re: Men's Degree

    Ah well Jill I'd better watch LOL am getting married next year
    (and nope not to the man with the trilby)


    Lynz x

    P.s Hiya

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    Re: Men's Degree

    Quote Originally Posted by xSalsa_Angelx
    Ah well Jill I'd better watch LOL am getting married next year
    (and nope not to the man with the trilby)


    Lynz x

    P.s Hiya
    Ohmygod! Lynz I demand you PM me this instance and tell me all! Not the lovely Andy??? Blimey! Can't wait to hear the gos

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