Silly rumours for sale!

[spatz]

Is it true Ceroc Kent is for sale?

[baldrick]

Is it true Ceroc Kent is for sale?

What Clark's cousin?

[Franck]

Is it true Ceroc Kent is for sale?

Nope!

No truth in it at all.

Interesting first post though

[Divissima]

Is it true Franck is for sale?

[Franck]

Is it true Franck is for sale?

Absolutely I'll go to the highest bidder, in fact, any bidder...

[Divissima]

Hey, top bit of moderating there
Now it seems I've started a silly rumour, whereas it seemed to me a perfectly sensible rumour at the time.

Is it sealed bids for Franck, then

[Franck]

Hey, top bit of moderating there
Now it seems I've started a silly rumour, whereas it seemed to me a perfectly sensible rumour at the time.

Is it sealed bids for Franck, then

As sealed as my lips

[Dreadful Scathe]

Great News. Ive just bought Ceroc Kent for a case of beer and some collectable smurf figures. Bargain if you ask me.

Now...er...wheres Kent ?

[sassy1]

I think the bids for Franck should be more interesting !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I will start by bidding........

My old witches hat....

A bag full of cobwebs.....

with some rather splendid sequins

[under par]

I think the bids for Franck should be more interesting !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I will start by bidding........

My old witches hat....

A bag full of cobwebs.....

with some rather splendid sequins

Mrs par has just raised the bid by 5 rats tails and a 3 frogs legs

[Divissima]

Hey, Mr Par, I've just seen you on ebay - I put in a generous bid

[sassy1]

2nd bid - how about some hardly used spit and polish comes with my Sunday broom

home made tea bag

and my fav mole !! (cant afford a cat)

BUT..... if you throw in that cute fella Ceroc Kent to clear the bats from the attic I will add a half a jar of Marmite

[Dance Demon]

Great News. Ive just bought Ceroc Kent for a case of beer and some collectable smurf figures. Bargain if you ask me.

Now...er...wheres Kent ?

Sounds like a fair deal....I once tried to get a portable TV for my mother in law...........but the guy wouldn't swap..

[Andy McGregor]

Is it true Ceroc Kent is for sale?

Don't buy it. They allow smoking next to the dance floor in more than half their venues

Buy Ceroc Kent, dance fast and die young - the James Dean of Modern Jive ...

Buy Franck and live for ever

[Andy McGregor]

Now...er...wheres Kent ?

They grow hops there and smoke next to the dance floor at many Ceroc Kent venues - just follow your nose

[Sparkles]

Franck, can I bid for you too?
I'll give you a sneak preview of my avatar outfit...
waddya say?

[Franck]

Franck, can I bid for you too?
I'll give you a sneak preview of my avatar outfit...
waddya say?

speechless really

[Lory]

Franck, can I bid for you too?

I'm seriously contemplating joining the bid but I'm reserving my bid till I've tried him out a few times!

[Pammy]

As everyone knows, I paid well above the odds for Boomer, 2 rivetas and a rotten orange, and boy, believe me you really should check out the goods before you part with your money

However, I am prepared to offer the following:-

1 cauliflour and a small heinz beans (heinz, not lidls!) for D.S.

and

1 split tomato and a soft cucumber for our lovely C.J.

Andy McGregor comes free with any other purchase, right?

am I the highest bidder?

PS I warn possible bidders, don't pay anything more for me than a cigarette butt and one worn shoe...

[baldrick]

PS I warn possible bidders, don't pay anything more for me than a cigarette butt and one worn shoe...

I'll bid one pair of trainers (not too smelly, but muddy) and half a bar of milk chocolate.