LMFAOOriginally Posted by Dreadful Scathe
and it might give some venues in the south-east a chance to get some more men in to even up the numbers...
LMFAOOriginally Posted by Dreadful Scathe
In Just a minute that would so qualify for deviation - from the English language.Originally Posted by stewart38
I can't even guess what you meant!!!
He is also modelling some of my bras on it you forgot to mention the price: Andy will give you £5 each for buying itOriginally Posted by Agony Smurf
--ooOoo--
Age is a question of mind over matter, if you don't mind, it doesn't matter
Leroy (Satchel) Paige (1906-1982)
Mickey Mouse's girlfriend, Minnie, made her film debut, along with Mickey, in "Steamboat Willie" on November 18, 1928.
That date is recognized as her official birthday.
Originally Posted by DavidJames
Thankyou Dr Pants ........brief but to the pointOriginally Posted by Dreadful Scathe
Where does one buy this DVD at 'Mikeys Store'
How much does your advice cost ?? (My friend asks, he has a shilling on him but thats between him and the GP )
In fact, this DVD has been known to cause a satin, fishnet and rubber aversion that lasts the rest of your lifeOriginally Posted by Dreadful Scathe
The good news is that you will no longer be scared of spiders or anything black and hairy
You may also notice that I'm not quite in the right place on the screen. This is because the Ann Summers Health and Safety department advised that the cameramen should be blindfolded to prevent accidents at work*
*and projectile vomiting
Oh dear! Just been reading the Smurf and Andy posts (and all the others) I think I just wet myself (Luckily we fairies only tickle in a tiny way!)
Originally Posted by Andy McGregor
Originally Posted by stewart38
My advice is free*. Think of it kinda like Frasier the TV programme except not as funny and without the little dog
I am fully qualified in whatever is needed though, so don't worry. Your mental state is safe in my hands.
* subject to taxes, expenses and service charge
We can get you a dog if you want or a spikey creature, if you decide to be different, there is one being kicked about the SSOriginally Posted by Dreadful Scathe
Now THAT'S scaryOriginally Posted by Dreadful Scathe
What is ? Stewart38's mental state, or my hands ?Originally Posted by LMC
Anyone's mental state staying the same.
I suppose that it could be worse - their mental state could be deteriorating if it wasn't for your sensitive insights into their tortured dilemmas.
Dear agony Smurf
I have been browsing through the various sections of this forum, and have suddenly developed a craving for cheesecake. It has to be cheesecake and nothing else. My problem is, will the meringues, pavlovas, and trifles of this world find this provocative.
While you're waiting here's a second opinion: why not try a nice custard tart - it's a traditional Portuguese dessertOriginally Posted by Dance Demon
All this talk of desserts just takes the biscuit
Dear Dr Smurf.
I have a problem. I find my mind wanders and I have difficulty maintaining focus on what I'm.. .. oh look a butterfly !!
Dear Uncle Smurf,
I have just bought a fish tank, but know nothing about fish. Angel fish look cute, but if I put them in with other breeds, will they eat each other? How do you tell boy fish apart from girl fish? Do I need to know? Do they have a favourite weed?
Mix them with Tiger barbs should do fineOriginally Posted by Feelingpink
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