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    Re: Lucky Escape :phew!:

    Quote Originally Posted by Andy McGregor
    My 12 year-old daughter, Anna, is a big Busted fan. A few days ago she went onto ebay using my account and bid for a keyring bearing a picture of James, a band member.

    The problem is that she placed a maximum bid of £99.00 !!!

    For a man of 46 there can only be one thing worse than owning a James from Busted keyring and that has to be knowing you paid £99 for it

    Busted fans can view my purchase here

    Luckily it only cost me £3.70 :phew:
    Scary, Andy. Jason went onto the pc when I was logged on and sent some emails to my friends. He thought it was really funny. This might be him now, he can spell better than me
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    Re: Agony Smurf

    Quote Originally Posted by Dreadful Scathe
    Well Alice
    ...I'm called Alice? I can see this delusion has been going on for even longer than I thought! *drinks*

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    Re: Lucky Escape :phew!:

    Quote Originally Posted by Andy McGregor
    My 12 year-old daughter, Anna, is a big Busted fan
    She's a big-busted fan? At the age of 12? Must be an early developer

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    Re: Lucky Escape :phew!:

    Quote Originally Posted by Nick M
    She's a big-busted fan? At the age of 12? Must be an early developer
    takes after her dad..

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    Re: Lucky Escape :phew!:

    Quote Originally Posted by Dance Demon
    takes after her dad..
    The difference is that I keep my big bust in my dressing up box

    Note to self - check punctuation on original post

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    Re: Agony Smurf

    Quote Originally Posted by Emma
    I think I may be suffering from post-forumatic stress disorder... I keep thinking that I am communicating with a 7inch blue person who says he can sort out all my problems, a pink bunny who likes dressing in women's clothing, a toaster, a little bird and a tiger bouncing on it's tail.
    I know what you mean, there are some strange looking people on here!

    Quote Originally Posted by Minnie M
    You think YOU have problems I keep swiping my partner with my tail when dancing PLEASE HELP
    I know what you mean! I keep clouting folk round the ear-hole with my wings, mind you, works a treat sometimes when someone offends me. I stamp my foot, do a quick turn-about and WHACK! right old clip round the chops with the sharp edge of my wings

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    Re: Agony Smurf

    Quote Originally Posted by Bardsey
    I know what you mean, there are some strange looking people on here!



    I know what you mean! I keep clouting folk round the ear-hole with my wings, mind you, works a treat sometimes when someone offends me. I stamp my foot, do a quick turn-about and WHACK! right old clip round the chops with the sharp edge of my wings
    The advantage of the common-or-garden Superhero outfit is that wearing underpants on the outside of the trousers allows one to tuck in one's cape, to prevent just this sort of thing happening accidentally. If people do get out of hand then it's "POW" "ZAP" and "SOCK" with the Batarang.

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    Re: Agony Smurf

    Quote Originally Posted by Rhythm King
    If people do get out of hand then it's "POW" "ZAP" and "SOCK" with the Batarang.
    That was a batarang in your pocket at beach boogie? I thought you were just pleased to see me.


    I hope you all realise that talking amongst yourselves in HERE will cost you 40 quid an hour each, us phony psychiatrists have gotta eat y'know, there'll be no free group psychoanalysis sessions on MY thread thankyou very much.

    Im thinking of writing a book* entitled The mind of Andy McGregor its got bestseller written all over it

    * all proceeds go towards blue latex paint
    Last edited by Dreadful Scathe; 10th-August-2004 at 09:10 PM.

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    Re: Agony Smurf

    Quote Originally Posted by Dreadful Scathe
    That was a batarang in your pocket at beach boogie? I thought you were just pleased to see me.


    I hope you all realise that talking amongst yourselves in HERE will cost you 40 quid an hour each, us phony psychiatrists have gotta eat y'know, there'll be no free group psychoanalysis sessions on MY thread thankyou very much.

    Im thinking of writing a book* entitled The mind of Andy McGregor its got bestseller written all over it

    * all proceeds go towards blue latex paint
    Okay sounds like it may have some commercial value
    Think it should be a trilogy though:
    Book 2 Dance gods and goddesses revealed (definately a Jungian approach)
    Book 3 Myths and legends in movement and form

    we could publish pay for view chapter by chapter on the forum with diagrams and piccies

    Bags me do vol 2!..
    ...any offers for vol 3?
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    Re: Agony Smurf

    Dear Dr Smurf

    I have to think of a costume for the avatar competition at the BFG and was going to wear something rather sparkly, but people keep telling me I have to dress up as a giant diamond.
    This is now giving me nightmares!
    What should I do?

    Sparkles. x

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    Re: Agony Smurf

    How about silver latex body paint and then a glitter shower before it dries
    Just a thought

    p.s. You should see what I've done to my silver shoes I think you'll like them
    "If you rebel against high heels, take care to do so in a very smart hat.'' George Bernard Shaw

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    Re: Agony Smurf

    Quote Originally Posted by Sheena
    How about silver latex body paint and then a glitter shower before it dries
    Just a thought



    Quote Originally Posted by Sheena
    p.s. You should see what I've done to my silver shoes I think you'll like them
    Black and orange stripes, with springs on the bottom perhaps? - Also just a thought

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    Re: Agony Smurf

    Quote Originally Posted by Rhythm King
    Black..............stripes, with springs on the bottom perhaps?
    no silly, that was what I did to the orange ones
    "If you rebel against high heels, take care to do so in a very smart hat.'' George Bernard Shaw

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    Re: Agony Smurf

    Quote Originally Posted by Sheena
    no silly, that was what I did to the orange ones
    D'oh!
    Am coming up to Edinburgh on 27th Aug for Lindsay's BoogieNights event with the Jive Aces. Hope to see some of the peeps (and smurfs) who were at Beach Boogie and meet some more Forumites.
    I'll be looking for some spectacular shoes from you!!

    R-K

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    Sorry, Dr Smurf, for hijacking your thread, but......

    I am going to be in Edinburgh over the weekend of the 27th-29th. I quite fancy the Jive Aces extravaganza (sp?)
    Who else is going?

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    Re: Agony Smurf

    Quote Originally Posted by Sheena
    How about silver latex body paint and then a glitter shower before it dries
    Just a thought
    Maybe you could advise me on where I can get these items from...?
    Not that i would ever do such a thing you understand

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    Re: Agony Smurf

    Senor Smurf,
    I have just started getting visions of irresistible women covered only in glitter and latex paint. It really is too much for a mere mortal to bear, what should I do?
    And where can I get supplies of edible latex paint?

    Sheepy

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    Re: Agony Smurf

    Quote Originally Posted by Sheepman
    Senor Smurf,

    And where can I get supplies of edible latex paint?

    Sheepy
    Edible chocolate is far nicer!


    Elaine

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    Re: Agony Smurf

    Quote Originally Posted by Sheepman
    Senor Smurf,
    I have just started getting visions of irresistible women covered only in glitter and latex paint. It really is too much for a mere mortal to bear, what should I do?
    And where can I get supplies of edible latex paint?
    Such wooly thoughts need to be purged, and the easiest way to stop thinking about women in glitter and latex paint.....is to think of the Tramp wearing only glitter and latex paint - this should cause your brain to shut down at any further inadvertant thoughts because of the association. DO NOT go to any future glitter and latex party nights though, as a roomful of Tramps wearing glitter and latex could send you into a coma.

    regards

    Dr. Ben Dover

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    Re: Agony Smurf

    Quote Originally Posted by Dreadful Scathe
    Such wooly thoughts need to be purged, and the easiest way to stop thinking about women in glitter and latex paint.....is to think of the Tramp wearing only glitter and latex paint - this should cause your brain to shut down at any further inadvertant thoughts because of the association. DO NOT go to any future glitter and latex party nights though, as a roomful of Tramps wearing glitter and latex could send you into a coma.

    regards

    Dr. Ben Dover
    I was going to offer this as a solution - I was just selling my shares in latex paint companies before going public

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