...I'm called Alice? I can see this delusion has been going on for even longer than I thought! *drinks*Originally Posted by Dreadful Scathe
Scary, Andy. Jason went onto the pc when I was logged on and sent some emails to my friends. He thought it was really funny. This might be him now, he can spell better than meOriginally Posted by Andy McGregor
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...I'm called Alice? I can see this delusion has been going on for even longer than I thought! *drinks*Originally Posted by Dreadful Scathe
She's a big-busted fan? At the age of 12? Must be an early developerOriginally Posted by Andy McGregor
takes after her dad..Originally Posted by Nick M
The difference is that I keep my big bust in my dressing up boxOriginally Posted by Dance Demon
Note to self - check punctuation on original post
I know what you mean, there are some strange looking people on here!Originally Posted by Emma
I know what you mean! I keep clouting folk round the ear-hole with my wings, mind you, works a treat sometimes when someone offends me. I stamp my foot, do a quick turn-about and WHACK! right old clip round the chops with the sharp edge of my wingsOriginally Posted by Minnie M
The advantage of the common-or-garden Superhero outfit is that wearing underpants on the outside of the trousers allows one to tuck in one's cape, to prevent just this sort of thing happening accidentally. If people do get out of hand then it's "POW" "ZAP" and "SOCK" with the Batarang.Originally Posted by Bardsey
That was a batarang in your pocket at beach boogie? I thought you were just pleased to see me.Originally Posted by Rhythm King
I hope you all realise that talking amongst yourselves in HERE will cost you 40 quid an hour each, us phony psychiatrists have gotta eat y'know, there'll be no free group psychoanalysis sessions on MY thread thankyou very much.
Im thinking of writing a book* entitled The mind of Andy McGregor its got bestseller written all over it
* all proceeds go towards blue latex paint
Last edited by Dreadful Scathe; 10th-August-2004 at 09:10 PM.
Okay sounds like it may have some commercial valueOriginally Posted by Dreadful Scathe
Think it should be a trilogy though:
Book 2 Dance gods and goddesses revealed (definately a Jungian approach)
Book 3 Myths and legends in movement and form
we could publish pay for view chapter by chapter on the forum with diagrams and piccies
Bags me do vol 2!..
...any offers for vol 3?
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Dear Dr Smurf
I have to think of a costume for the avatar competition at the BFG and was going to wear something rather sparkly, but people keep telling me I have to dress up as a giant diamond.
This is now giving me nightmares!
What should I do?
Sparkles. x
How about silver latex body paint and then a glitter shower before it dries
Just a thought
p.s. You should see what I've done to my silver shoes I think you'll like them
"If you rebel against high heels, take care to do so in a very smart hat.'' George Bernard Shaw
Originally Posted by Sheena
Black and orange stripes, with springs on the bottom perhaps? - Also just a thoughtOriginally Posted by Sheena
no silly, that was what I did to the orange onesOriginally Posted by Rhythm King
"If you rebel against high heels, take care to do so in a very smart hat.'' George Bernard Shaw
D'oh!Originally Posted by Sheena
Am coming up to Edinburgh on 27th Aug for Lindsay's BoogieNights event with the Jive Aces. Hope to see some of the peeps (and smurfs) who were at Beach Boogie and meet some more Forumites.
I'll be looking for some spectacular shoes from you!!
R-K
Sorry, Dr Smurf, for hijacking your thread, but......
I am going to be in Edinburgh over the weekend of the 27th-29th. I quite fancy the Jive Aces extravaganza (sp?)
Who else is going?
Maybe you could advise me on where I can get these items from...?Originally Posted by Sheena
Not that i would ever do such a thing you understand
Senor Smurf,
I have just started getting visions of irresistible women covered only in glitter and latex paint. It really is too much for a mere mortal to bear, what should I do?
And where can I get supplies of edible latex paint?
Sheepy
Edible chocolate is far nicer!Originally Posted by Sheepman
Elaine
Such wooly thoughts need to be purged, and the easiest way to stop thinking about women in glitter and latex paint.....is to think of the Tramp wearing only glitter and latex paint - this should cause your brain to shut down at any further inadvertant thoughts because of the association. DO NOT go to any future glitter and latex party nights though, as a roomful of Tramps wearing glitter and latex could send you into a coma.Originally Posted by Sheepman
regards
Dr. Ben Dover
I was going to offer this as a solution - I was just selling my shares in latex paint companies before going publicOriginally Posted by Dreadful Scathe
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