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    Death calculator

    Physicals for male boomers should include a prostate and testicular exam.
    Ooh er, don't expect me to do it!

    I'm not sure this should go into "Fun & Games", but you shouldn't take life too seriously should you? So here's a series of questions to help you find out how long you've got! It will take arithmetic and a bit of effort to complete.

    death calculator

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    OK I've done mine, it comes out as 111, but I'll work on improving that, so anyone waiting for their inheritance better think again, it will all be spent well before then!

    Greg

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    105 - but I'm not part of the Baby boom generation!

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    Re: Death calculator

    Originally posted by Sheepman
    Ooh er, don't expect me to do it!

    I'm not sure this should go into "Fun & Games", but you shouldn't take life too seriously should you? So here's a series of questions to help you find out how long you've got! It will take arithmetic and a bit of effort to complete.

    death calculator

    Greg
    Looks like I am going to live to the ripe old age of 54

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    Re: Re: Death calculator

    98.

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    I don't yet have children, my grandparents aren't old enough yet and after Easter I will walk to work.....looks like I've only experienced 24% of the time I'll be here, but have been living at 100% during that time!

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    102, not bad for a smoker

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    Oh.

    Apparently I'm going to live until I'm 29.



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    Originally posted by azande
    102, not bad for a smoker
    aww Aleks is going to be lonely for 14 years

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    Originally posted by Dreadful Scathe
    aww Aleks is going to be lonely for 14 years
    I might be alone and miss him, but certainly not lonely!

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    Originally posted by Aleks
    I might be alone and miss him, but certainly not lonely!
    Well. I'd have kept you company.

    But apparently, I died 6 years ago.

    So maybe not

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    120...

    ...hmm... so many places to go - so much to do and yet so little time..

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    A nice round 100 ...........but somehow I doubt it mind you would give me great value for my pension

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    Mine's 94, which isn't bad considering my Gran died at 96, but both my parents at 73 ! Its all this dancing, knocks years off us!

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    Originally posted by Bardsey
    Mine's 94, which isn't bad considering my Gran died at 96, but both my parents at 73 ! Its all this dancing, knocks years off us!

    so how come some nights I feel as if I've aged

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    Originally posted by Bill
    so how come some nights I feel as if I've aged
    That's just the "end of night -completely cream-crackered" feeling, which I find a strange mix of "wide awake could dance for hours" and "completely wiped out need my bed"!

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    Originally posted by Bardsey
    That's just the "end of night -completely cream-crackered" feeling, which I find a strange mix of "wide awake could dance for hours" and "completely wiped out need my bed"!

    ok if the whole body responds in the same way but problem if the head wants to keep dancing but the legs and feet are yelling STOP

    Only find that happens on really hard floors..... so should be no problem with the BB weekend

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    Originally posted by Bill

    Only find that happens on really hard floors..... so should be no problem with the BB weekend
    Only a week to go......this time next week I should be just arriving in Aberdeen, traffic permitting! ooooooooo can't wait!!!! I'm getting all giddy

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    Re: Death calculator

    97.

    I loved this one, and I'm sure all the people who are the correct height for a dancer like Gordy and Ceroc Metro will like it too.

    "17. For every inch of your height that exceeds 5'8", minus six months."

    N.B. under par had better work on all those other things that will extend his life as he's at least 7'10"

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    Re: Death calculator

    Quote Originally Posted by Andy McGregor
    97.

    I loved this one, and I'm sure all the people who are the correct height for a dancer like Gordy and Ceroc Metro will like it too.

    "17. For every inch of your height that exceeds 5'8", minus six months."

    N.B. under par had better work on all those other things that will extend his life as he's at least 7'10"
    Its far toooo late ..........................................I passed away last week!

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