An egregious grumpy dancer of Blues,
vexed Caro with words that he'd use.
As subtle as a bat in the face,
some girls called him a disgrace,
but if he asked 'em .. they'd never refuse
since you asked so nicely
No wonder he can neither hear nor see
For his head's filled with smut, not intimacy
He simply can't triple so he'll stand there and sway
Calls it blues, says it's sexy, but try as he may
He's a one-trick pony, with the brain of a pea.
I think you're grossly misreading me, there, Stokie...
Not bad, a bit wordy though.. Let me guess it sounds better in French right?
Not based on past experience he isn't..
There was an annoying lady who took
To a dance venue a Harry Potter book
She didn't dance, but just read
She's not right in the head
'cos all she wants is for people to look.
Look at me...no, don't look at me... look at me... I'm shy....
Stripes are so last year
It's time to change, my dear
How about fur for a change?
I can do you a good range
Zebra spots to adorn your rear?
Ah ZW, was just getting round to it..
There was this lady who liked to dance slow
She dressed in stripes but had a problem below
And one day for a change
Wore red pants that were strange
And showed off her huge camel toe
A Frenchman who loves all things Apple
and enjoys many a sweet champagne tipple
Watching him dance to the beat,
savouring his crazy feet
is enough to make this miseryguts giggle
lol, try me then...
the line between tough love and profound disgust is not that fine, believe me
you're still aren't over that, are you ?
Can't take the fact someone could find HP more entertaining that your endless 110 pbm funk ?
this gets better and better
I would, except I'm not the one who's generally wandering around looking for a dance..
I'm sure your ex-boyfriends would agree...
I'm a lover of HP myself so I know what you mean, but I wouldn't be so amazingly rude as to go to a dance night and ignore everyone in the room whilst making a big show of it. Of course no-one would have noticed you if you had stayed at home would they?
You're right it does!
I wish it had - it might scan then. Then again, some things are better after a little time and preparation (remember the song you chose for your wedding dance ) Contrary to the usual day I have actually been doing some work today. When the image of a camel towing ZW's caravan to Southport wasn't occupying my mind that is
And I note you're not denying that Mrs Rokov rules with a rod of iron.......
Last edited by robd; 28th-May-2008 at 05:39 PM.
This reminds me of the line from the movie Cocoon where one old guy is commenting on his new found virility and he says "It's like blue steel, a cat couldn't scratch it." Great line ... I use it often
And as for Val covered in caramel ... that is a mental image I am trying not to shake off
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