Is it you??Originally Posted by Rocky
No prizes for guessing who this is about...
Aww, you guys... you never learn do you...
There was a Scot's lad we'll call Jock (you just know where this going don't you...)
Who stuffed his gimp suit with a sock
In a pertinent place
It looked limp as a lace
'Cos his belly stuck out more than his c***
I'm on a roll here...
There was a mad lady whose thatch
Suggested her ‘collar’ and ‘cuffs’ would not match
So just like a granny
With white hairs on her fanny
She harmonized her head with her snatch.
Aren't limericks supposed to be funny?
The amazing thing with Rocky, is that when you think he has reached new levels of crassness, he reliably posts again and leads the way to abysses you never thought existed....Aren't limericks supposed to be funny?
They are when you know who on the forum they relate to - like this one:Aren't limericks supposed to be funny?
There once was this cool swinging cat
Who thought he knew where it's at
He practised his 'hop'
But was a bit of a flop
And everyone thought him a twat
Makes me laugh...
Aww... you still smarting over your limerick?
There was an MJer called Hattie
When she danced was for some way too chatty.
She then lost her voice
When she made a bad choice
Now she signs and drinks coconut latte.
best (or not)
johnnyman
you hurt me so bad Rocky I'm still cryingAww... you still smarting over your limerick?
A Silver haired man from the city
Liked to 'feed' the ponies so pretty
But one day in the car
His hand went too far
And his finger came out covered in sh***y
Surely that is a new level of crassness Caro..
Clearly, otherwise you would just leave it..you hurt me so bad Rocky I'm still crying
Why not try a limerick riposte instead?
Ooops..
Last edited by Rocky; 28th-May-2008 at 11:37 AM.
I know a groundhog DJ Dave Rokov
At whose mention other forumites scoff
With endless posts to the forum
He never ceases to bore them
How they all wish he would f*ck off
{love you really beardo - and the one you mysteriously pulled about the refuser.........}
Thought it was a bit too personal and also because you're not supposed to name the person in question in the rhyme...
A misreable man with a carpet on his head
Used to listen to music with dread
If only his rhymes
Were as effortlessly sublime
As that DJ guy's on this thread
A blonde bombshell who danced like a cat
Would get her puppies out at the drop of a hat
Even stuffed in a bra
They would inspire such awe
'cos unfettered they'd knock you flat
A 50's throwback man with great taste
Whilst dancing pulled a ridicolous face
That look of pain wasn't fear
'cos like his trousers it was clear
That his nadgers were pulled up to his waist
Me too - truth can hurt, but I've always found jealousy highly amusing
You've inspired me to have a go at this limerick malarky though. Let's see now...
A teacher of 'dance' hit a blip,
Blamed others, and whined ‘Get a Grip!’
When he quite failed to shock, he
Renamed himself Rocky,
Then resumed his banal ranting trip.
Fair point but ignoring the potential of Rokov within a limerick was beyond my willpowerbecause you're not supposed to name the person in question in the rhyme...
How about
I know a man with little inhibition
Offending people seems to be his mission
When dancing he looks constipated
tsh thinks his music's overrated
Me, I just wish he'd stop playing Superstition
Me too - truth can hurt, but I've always found jealousy highly amusing
You've inspired me to have a go at this limerick malarky though. Let's see now...
A teacher of 'dance' hit a blip,
Blamed others, and whined ‘Get a Grip!’
When he quite failed to shock, he
Renamed himself Rocky,
Then resumed his banal ranting trip.
A teacher of 'dance' hit a blip,
Blamed others, and whined ‘Get a Grip!’
He then got too cocky,
Renamed himself Rocky,
And resumed his banal ranting trip.
Last edited by Rocky; 28th-May-2008 at 12:10 PM.
Now that's truly worthy!Fair point but ignoring the potential of Rokov within a limerick was beyond my willpower
How about
I know a man with little inhibition
Offending people seems to be his mission
When dancing he looks constipated
tsh thinks his music's overrated
Me, I just wish he'd stop playing Superstition
This newbie who dances with a hat
Like's to come on the Forum and chat
He wanders around
Claims his ear's too the ground
Thinks he's great, but is a bit of a pratt
Last edited by Rocky; 28th-May-2008 at 12:16 PM.
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