We're posting our thoughts on a forum
and wondering if we're gonna bore 'em
some posts are quite smart
some come from the heart
but whatever, I usually adore 'em
And now I find myself by myself in this forum:
I'm alone in this room,
So laden with doom,
Come quick,
Fellin' quite sick,
Like a cadaver, lifeless, cold, in the tomb.
We're posting our thoughts on a forum
and wondering if we're gonna bore 'em
some posts are quite smart
some come from the heart
but whatever, I usually adore 'em
Another idle moment (or two)
I'm a broken down falling to pieces old crock,
Trying to get to grips with Ceroc.
The girls are so willing,
I find it quite thrilling,
Inextricably entwined in a two-handed, double-trouble, hammerlock.
At the fun night, a curse not a blessing
I failed to learn right the lesson
at the start of the song
put my hands somewhere wrong
just where I'm never confessing.
Well, the BFG is upon us
And for us to have fun is the onus
The full biscuit range
Avatar costumes strange
and a new King and Queen as a bonus.
Oh what a naughty big, bad, Bigjiver man,Originally Posted by bigjiver
Did it warrant knee in groin or slap on wrist ?
Course, you might'a been merely p......
No excuse; straight on the pervy list,
And next time, no sweat, no appeal, it's a Bigjiver ban.
Ah, the perils of the sensual intermediate class await you, young grasshopper.Originally Posted by Whitebeard
there was a Cerocing beginner
thought she was a natural winner
not up to the class
for the experienced lass
and thinks that he was the sinner
Ceroc Central have little beginner stickers just for the purpose of alerting their partners of their status. Beginners should probably not do the main class on a fun night, and certainly not do it not wearing one, and beginner ladies definitely should wait to be led.
Jumpin', jumpin,jumpin, hand in air. "Please Miss, may I ....... ."Originally Posted by bigjiver
Ooh, can't wait to join an Intermediate class,
Where the big girls and boys enjoy what comes to pass.
Discard this pesky beginner sticker,
Let sly little hand get near some knicker.
Will I take what comes, when it comes, like a man or a mahse ?
Bladdy moves
It's those bladdy moves, you see, which cause such trouble,
If there were no moves, I'd learn at the double,
The music is fine, the girlies quite divine,
It's those bladdy moves as what snare an' entwine,
So wrapped in confusion, synapses firing offline,
Can't find a bladdy word to rhyme with ...ouble.
Last edited by Whitebeard; 14th-September-2004 at 09:59 PM.
As the BFG is drawing near,
fabulous costumes begin to appear;
I'm a bit worried about some
that only seem half done
(or is it meant to sho off his rear?)
Scotland Scotland here we come
To the BFG, it's gotta be done
Gonna have a ball
Meeting one and all
Question is, will we see CJ's bum?
MODERATOR AT YOUR SERVICE
"If you're going to do something tonight, that you know you'll be sorry for in the morning, plan a lie in." Lorraine
The BFG will attract us, amass
Many a boy, and many a lass
He has signed an accord,
If he wins an award
CJ will show you his...
class
error
Last edited by Whitebeard; 15th-September-2004 at 08:34 PM.
There were some limericks on this forum,
that almost inspired a meaningful poem,
but instead of prose, it came out like a dose,
where it just makes your bum want to squirm!
...
Forumites dancing one on one, hurah, hurrah,
Forumites dancing one on one, hurah, hurrah,
Two forumites dancing one on one; learning the blues is so much fun!
and we all came dancing down; to Perth; to get out of the rain
B.F.G.
Forumites dancing two by two, hurah, hurrah,
Forumites dancing two by two, hurah, hurrah,
a tigger, a rabbit, a paddling canoe; a toaster, and smurf (who's painted blue);
and we all came dancing down; to Perth; to meet every one
B.F.G.
Forumites dancing three by three hurah, hurrah,
Forumites dancing three by three hurah, hurrah,
Double trouble; a sight to see - while dunking biscuits in our tea,
and we all came dancing down; to Perth; to scoff every one;
(nyum.nyum.nyum.)
Forumites dancing four by four hurah, hurrah,
Forumites dancing four by four hurah, hurrah,
Dance with a stranger you've met before, and strutting your stuff upon the floor
and we all came dancing down; to Perth; to cheer-on every one
B.F.G.
Forumites dancing five by five hurah, hurah,
Forumites dancing five by five hurah, hurah,
Grinning and spinning and feeling alive; we're all addicted to modern jive!
and we all came dancing down; to Perth; to wear our new shoes
B.F.G.
Forumites dancing six by six hurah, hurrah,
Forumites dancing six by six hurah, hurrah,
We came to learn some of Trampy's tricks, hoping at least some of it sticks
and we all came dancing down; to Perth; to learn - some new moves
B.F.G.
Forumites dancing seven by seven hurah, hurrah,
Forumites dancing seven by seven hurah, hurrah,
Miles and miles we have driven, to get awards (about eleven)
and we all came dancing down; to Perth; to accept every one
B.F.G.
Forumites dancing eight by eight hurah, hurrah,
Forumites dancing eight by eight hurah, hurrah,
We all are going to celebrate; crown king and queen so don't be late
and we all came dancing down; to Perth; to place all the names
B.F.G.
Forumites dancing nine by nine hurah, hurrah,
Forumites dancing nine by nine hurah, hurrah,
Thanks to Franck we'll have a good time, a couple of beers and bottles of wine
and we all came dancing down; to Perth; to party all night
B.G.F.
Forumites dancing ten by ten hurah, hurah,
Forumites dancing ten by ten hurah, hurah,
a tear may be shed, but we'll meet again; we all know where, and we all know when:
When we next come dancing down; to Perth; for the B - F - G !
Gadget, Pure quality man.
A nightmare:
"Excuse me, dear lady, perchance to dance ?"
"Not with you! I'll happenstance,
You're old, an' grey, an' smelly; well past it."
"Oh," cut to the quick, "If that be so, so be it.
But one day," quick to the cut, "You'll do nowt but sit,
Ill nature now shown, well deserving future comeuppance."
Thank goodness Ceroc nights are never like this.
Originally Posted by baldrick
Spot the English man who had been in Scotland too long!
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