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    Re: Forum Limericks

    And now I find myself by myself in this forum:


    I'm alone in this room,
    So laden with doom,
    Come quick,
    Fellin' quite sick,
    Like a cadaver, lifeless, cold, in the tomb.

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    Re: Forum Limericks

    We're posting our thoughts on a forum
    and wondering if we're gonna bore 'em
    some posts are quite smart
    some come from the heart
    but whatever, I usually adore 'em

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    Re: Forum Limericks

    Another idle moment (or two)

    I'm a broken down falling to pieces old crock,
    Trying to get to grips with Ceroc.
    The girls are so willing,
    I find it quite thrilling,
    Inextricably entwined in a two-handed, double-trouble, hammerlock.

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    Re: Forum Limericks

    At the fun night, a curse not a blessing
    I failed to learn right the lesson
    at the start of the song
    put my hands somewhere wrong
    just where I'm never confessing.

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    Re: Forum Limericks

    Well, the BFG is upon us
    And for us to have fun is the onus
    The full biscuit range
    Avatar costumes strange
    and a new King and Queen as a bonus.


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    Re: Forum Limericks

    Quote Originally Posted by bigjiver

    At the fun night, a curse not a blessing
    I failed to learn right the lesson
    at the start of the song
    put my hands somewhere wrong
    just where I'm never confessing.
    Oh what a naughty big, bad, Bigjiver man,
    Did it warrant knee in groin or slap on wrist ?
    Course, you might'a been merely p......
    No excuse; straight on the pervy list,
    And next time, no sweat, no appeal, it's a Bigjiver ban.

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    Re: Forum Limericks

    Quote Originally Posted by Whitebeard
    Oh what a naughty big, bad, Bigjiver man,
    Did it warrant knee in groin or slap on wrist ?
    Course, you might'a been merely p......
    No excuse; straight on the pervy list,
    And next time, no sweat, no appeal, it's a Bigjiver ban.
    Ah, the perils of the sensual intermediate class await you, young grasshopper.

    there was a Cerocing beginner
    thought she was a natural winner
    not up to the class
    for the experienced lass
    and thinks that he was the sinner

    Ceroc Central have little beginner stickers just for the purpose of alerting their partners of their status. Beginners should probably not do the main class on a fun night, and certainly not do it not wearing one, and beginner ladies definitely should wait to be led.

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    Re: Forum Limericks

    Quote Originally Posted by bigjiver

    ....... young grasshopper.
    Jumpin', jumpin,jumpin, hand in air. "Please Miss, may I ....... ."

    Ooh, can't wait to join an Intermediate class,
    Where the big girls and boys enjoy what comes to pass.
    Discard this pesky beginner sticker,
    Let sly little hand get near some knicker.
    Will I take what comes, when it comes, like a man or a mahse ?

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    Re: Forum Limericks

    Bladdy moves

    It's those bladdy moves, you see, which cause such trouble,
    If there were no moves, I'd learn at the double,
    The music is fine, the girlies quite divine,
    It's those bladdy moves as what snare an' entwine,
    So wrapped in confusion, synapses firing offline,
    Can't find a bladdy word to rhyme with ...ouble.
    Last edited by Whitebeard; 14th-September-2004 at 09:59 PM.

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    Re: Forum Limericks

    As the BFG is drawing near,
    fabulous costumes begin to appear;
    I'm a bit worried about some
    that only seem half done
    (or is it meant to sho off his rear?)

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    Re: Forum Limericks

    Scotland Scotland here we come
    To the BFG, it's gotta be done
    Gonna have a ball
    Meeting one and all
    Question is, will we see CJ's bum?
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    The BFG will attract us, amass
    Many a boy, and many a lass
    He has signed an accord,
    If he wins an award
    CJ will show you his...

































    class

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    Re: Forum Limericks

    error
    Last edited by Whitebeard; 15th-September-2004 at 08:34 PM.

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    Re: Forum Limericks

    There were some limericks on this forum,
    that almost inspired a meaningful poem,
    but instead of prose, it came out like a dose,
    where it just makes your bum want to squirm!
    ...


    Forumites dancing one on one, hurah, hurrah,
    Forumites dancing one on one, hurah, hurrah,
    Two forumites dancing one on one; learning the blues is so much fun!
    and we all came dancing down; to Perth; to get out of the rain
    B.F.G.

    Forumites dancing two by two, hurah, hurrah,
    Forumites dancing two by two, hurah, hurrah,
    a tigger, a rabbit, a paddling canoe; a toaster, and smurf (who's painted blue);
    and we all came dancing down; to Perth; to meet every one
    B.F.G.

    Forumites dancing three by three hurah, hurrah,
    Forumites dancing three by three hurah, hurrah,
    Double trouble; a sight to see - while dunking biscuits in our tea,
    and we all came dancing down; to Perth; to scoff every one;
    (nyum.nyum.nyum.)

    Forumites dancing four by four hurah, hurrah,
    Forumites dancing four by four hurah, hurrah,
    Dance with a stranger you've met before, and strutting your stuff upon the floor
    and we all came dancing down; to Perth; to cheer-on every one
    B.F.G.

    Forumites dancing five by five hurah, hurah,
    Forumites dancing five by five hurah, hurah,
    Grinning and spinning and feeling alive; we're all addicted to modern jive!
    and we all came dancing down; to Perth; to wear our new shoes
    B.F.G.

    Forumites dancing six by six hurah, hurrah,
    Forumites dancing six by six hurah, hurrah,
    We came to learn some of Trampy's tricks, hoping at least some of it sticks
    and we all came dancing down; to Perth; to learn - some new moves
    B.F.G.

    Forumites dancing seven by seven hurah, hurrah,
    Forumites dancing seven by seven hurah, hurrah,
    Miles and miles we have driven, to get awards (about eleven)
    and we all came dancing down; to Perth; to accept every one
    B.F.G.

    Forumites dancing eight by eight hurah, hurrah,
    Forumites dancing eight by eight hurah, hurrah,
    We all are going to celebrate; crown king and queen so don't be late
    and we all came dancing down; to Perth; to place all the names
    B.F.G.

    Forumites dancing nine by nine hurah, hurrah,
    Forumites dancing nine by nine hurah, hurrah,
    Thanks to Franck we'll have a good time, a couple of beers and bottles of wine
    and we all came dancing down; to Perth; to party all night
    B.G.F.

    Forumites dancing ten by ten hurah, hurah,
    Forumites dancing ten by ten hurah, hurah,
    a tear may be shed, but we'll meet again; we all know where, and we all know when:
    When we next come dancing down; to Perth; for the B - F - G !

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    Re: Forum Limericks

    Gadget, Pure quality man.

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    Re: Forum Limericks

    A nightmare:

    "Excuse me, dear lady, perchance to dance ?"
    "Not with you! I'll happenstance,
    You're old, an' grey, an' smelly; well past it."
    "Oh," cut to the quick, "If that be so, so be it.
    But one day," quick to the cut, "You'll do nowt but sit,
    Ill nature now shown, well deserving future comeuppance."

    Thank goodness Ceroc nights are never like this.

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    Re: Forum Limericks

    Quote Originally Posted by baldrick
    Gadget, Pure quality man.

    Spot the English man who had been in Scotland too long!

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    Re: Dancing "Message in a bottle" Thank-You Note game

    Quote Originally Posted by Rocky View Post
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    stuff
    Ever thought about posting in rimes more often Rocky ? You might not end up outside so often


    (although the side effect would be to increase your post per day stat )

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    Re: Dancing "Message in a bottle" Thank-You Note game

    Quote Originally Posted by Caro View Post
    Ever thought about posting in rimes more often Rocky ? You might not end up outside so often


    (although the side effect would be to increase your post per day stat )
    Good idea... how about this little ditty..

    There was a young lady from France
    Who try as she may couldn't dance
    She tried different dance styles
    Was not big on smiles
    And looked like a fart in a trance

    Happy now?

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    Re: Dancing "Message in a bottle" Thank-You Note game

    Quote Originally Posted by Rocky View Post
    There was a young lady from France
    I suppose all is relative

    Quote Originally Posted by Rocky View Post
    Who try as she may couldn't dance
    She tried different dance styles
    My dear Rocky... psychologists have a word for that, it's called projection, you might want to look it up

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