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    Originally posted by Lory
    We're a Forum of friends, who all Jive,
    to events, miles and miles we will drive
    Though all kinds of weather
    We'll get together
    It's what makes us feel so alive!
    BRILLIANT
    Well done Lory

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    q

    A new member clearly named Dee
    Posts a new thread for us all to see
    We don't know what to do
    With the one letter "q"
    But it's giving us fun, don't you agree?

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    Originally posted by Sheena
    Let's go busking, Franck did say
    Outside Anne Summers, Saturday
    ...
    Ummm...Franck, I've heard tell on this Forum about the Bacardi Breezers tie-up down south. This isn't a foretaste of a similar sponsorship venture up here, is it?

    More importantly, what are the taxi dancer outfits going to look like

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    Originally posted by Minnie M
    Has to be more interesting than
    q
    AAWWW C'mon, The "q" thing was either a brilliant idea, or a brilliant mistake. Just goes to show what we REALLY need to get our minds working



    Our Minnie is miffed at the "q"
    She doesn't know quite what to do
    Limericks pass her by
    But rather than try
    She says "Lads, it's over to you"


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    Q = New Rap Man (just had his hair restyled in the Salon)


    --ooOoo--
    Age is a question of mind over matter, if you don't mind, it doesn't matter
    Leroy (Satchel) Paige (1906-1982)

    Mickey Mouse's girlfriend, Minnie, made her film debut, along with Mickey, in "Steamboat Willie" on November 18, 1928.
    That date is recognized as her official birthday.

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    Originally posted by Minnie M
    Q = New Rap Man (just had his hair restyled in the Salon)
    Hey Bob - I was quite proud of the one I made up for you (even if the last line didn't rhyme)

    woops - hit the quote button instead of Edit again (it's my age or is it too early )


    --ooOoo--
    Age is a question of mind over matter, if you don't mind, it doesn't matter
    Leroy (Satchel) Paige (1906-1982)

    Mickey Mouse's girlfriend, Minnie, made her film debut, along with Mickey, in "Steamboat Willie" on November 18, 1928.
    That date is recognized as her official birthday.

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    Originally posted by DangerousCurves
    ...might as well be hung for a sheep as a lamb....
    eeeek!!

    I'm still waiting for the muse to come upon me, but don't hold your breath.

    Greg

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    There once was a man called Sheepeeee
    Who danced with a lady called Mareeeee
    From MJ to West Coast Swing
    They certainly did their thing
    I can't think of a last line "Can someone help meeeee"

    OR

    To the delight of the very lovely Wendeeeeee


    --ooOoo--
    Age is a question of mind over matter, if you don't mind, it doesn't matter
    Leroy (Satchel) Paige (1906-1982)

    Mickey Mouse's girlfriend, Minnie, made her film debut, along with Mickey, in "Steamboat Willie" on November 18, 1928.
    That date is recognized as her official birthday.

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    I once met a goddess named Lorraine
    Who said “what ariels you’ll not be the same!”
    I told her no fret
    So she took up the bet
    And a cartwheel on grass was her fame

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    A dancer called Mikey I put to the test
    I showed him a move I thought was the best
    His girls got red faces
    As the hands found strange places
    Tame classes I say show the rest

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    Originally posted by Minnie M
    Hey Bob - I was quite proud of the one I made up for you (even if the last line didn't rhyme)
    It was not only good, it did rhyme with Lory's suggestion, but probably wouldn't get past the censor


    woops - hit the quote button instead of Edit again (it's my age or is it too early )
    Age thing? What, YOU? Never. I think you're lying about this up-coming event.

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    Sorry Mikey ! :o

    Linking Lory with Corrie weren't right
    If its going to bring on a fight
    But her man Steve
    Was a lot less peeved
    And they both had a laugh that night


    So thanks for the slap on the wrist
    I'm sorry Mikey got pi**ed
    This lounge has the name
    And thread "Fun & Games"
    And I hope we've made up and kissed


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    OK it's a bit late but here is my attempt...


    There once was a fellow from France
    Who thought he'd teach Scotland to dance
    At Champs and Blackpool
    The Scots seem to rule
    And even Gus says they've advanced.

    David (...not giving up the day job...)
    Love dance, will travel

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    Originally posted by DavidY
    OK it's a bit late but here is my attempt...


    There once was a fellow from France
    Who thought he'd teach Scotland to dance
    At Champs and Blackpool
    The Scots seem to rule
    And even Gus says they've advanced.

    David (...not giving up the day job...)


    --ooOoo--
    Age is a question of mind over matter, if you don't mind, it doesn't matter
    Leroy (Satchel) Paige (1906-1982)

    Mickey Mouse's girlfriend, Minnie, made her film debut, along with Mickey, in "Steamboat Willie" on November 18, 1928.
    That date is recognized as her official birthday.

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    Ok this was hard to think of one but here goes.

    There one was a dancer called Jon
    Who kept thinking of of moves to a song.
    But no matter how hard he tried
    He ended up stopping, sat down and cried
    Cos he kept getting them all very wrong

    Not the best attempt but English literature was never my strong point



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    Hazards at Ashtons ! ! !

    True story.......

    Lory, in fine form, not a wreck
    Let go with her style, what the heck
    Now this was no joke
    Her hair caught this bloke
    And it wrapped itself right round his neck


    Sorry, couldn't resist it

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    Re: Hazards at Ashtons ! ! !

    Originally posted by bobgadjet
    True story.......

    Lory, in fine form, not a wreck
    Let go with her style, what the heck
    Now this was no joke
    Her hair caught this bloke
    And it wrapped itself right round his neck


    He he he
    I can confirm this story to be true, just to clarify, it wasn't even the man I was dancing with! My partner span me really fast, poor Bernie backed into me and my hair wrapped right round his neck, I nearly strangled him! He had to twist him self back out of it! It was HILARIOUS!
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    Back on thread, one for Martin

    I once met this man from down under
    I watched him in awe and wonder
    I thought I would die
    when he said have a try
    but he was GOOD and didn't let me plunder!

    (I know its a rubbishy one but I had to get back on thread somehow)
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    Re: Back on thread, one for Martin

    Originally posted by Lory
    I once met this man from down under
    I watched him in awe and wonder
    I thought I would die
    when he said have a try
    but he was GOOD and didn't let me plunder!

    (I know its a rubbishy one but I had to get back on thread somehow)
    Well I think it's quite good, no VERY good


    While still being in my sick bed
    I've read over what's being said
    Seems sure to this one
    Because it's such fun
    Hope we ALL stay right on this thread

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    Re: Forum Limericks

    Came to mind in an idle moment:


    I'm really hooked on this MJ,
    It's fun, it's sexy, it's OK.
    It really swings,
    Makes me think things,
    So naughty, but nice, as I swing, break, and sashay.



    I'm sure others can improve on that !!

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