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    Originally posted by Lory
    There once was a girl called Rachel
    who's big baggy knickers were hell
    her boyfriend called Mark
    kept his head in the dark
    So Now she wears none I can tell
    Lory - that is sooo funny!!!
    R x

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    There was a thread called "limerick"
    which started by taking the mick,
    the rhymes got so bad,
    and the subjects so mad,
    that the posters will soon need a prosthetic

    I only noticed this thread
    when it was time for my bed,
    so I could be asleep
    and dreaming of sheep
    when I'm up reading this instead!

    There is a dance called Ceroc,
    that some folks have said is a crock,
    but it makes us feel good,
    and lightens our mood,
    So to them Isay what a load of "Ballcock".

    There is a dance called Ceroc,
    where all the moves are ad-hoc,
    you lead the lady in time,
    with a dance so sublime
    that they end up in a state of shock

    There once was a dance called "Ceroc",
    Where everyone, to dance, would flock,
    Now it's known as "Modern Jive",
    It will continue to thrive.
    (although everyone still calls it Ceroc."

    I wish the right partner for a song,
    every time I select one it's wrong!
    I still have a good dance,
    but it's all up to chance,
    Untill then I'll just string them allong.

    I love to be caught up in music and dance,
    (or as some say to wiggle and prance,)
    When the music stops,
    and I have danced off my socks,
    I praise the heavens that I had the chance.

    :sorry:

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    Re: Re: On a roll...

    Originally posted by TheTramp
    Hmmm.

    Don't give up the day job just yet Stuart

    Steve
    Originally posted by Dreadful Scathe
    you are some kind of genius you know that

    Ooer - kind of varying reviews there...you two looking to start a fight? I'll let Tramp off cos' my second effort only scans in a smurf accent.

    Besides, I don't think anyone living in Dundee should go around criticising poetry - given the city's most "celebrated" bard

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    they say that ChisA is a man
    Whose limericks don't always scan
    Chris my old son
    your poems are too long
    But keep on trying to get as many words into the last line as you possibly can................

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    Originally posted by bobgadjet
    A Minnie from Brighton, we hear
    Is always full of good cheer
    She'll soon get a card
    To make travel less hard
    .............

    Hove actually

    (got to reply now - hmmm.... at my age it may take a while )


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    Originally posted by Minnie M
    Hove actually
    (got to reply now - hmmm.... at my age it may take a while )
    Oh dear, I'm not right, now I see
    About the abode of Minnie
    Corrected in one
    By our cuddly chum
    Who resides in Hove, actually

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    Originally posted by ChrisA
    Right. Gloves off. I was trying to be kind to the beloved Scottish contingent...

    A certain young dancer called Jayne
    Had been up in Glasgow to train
    Then southwards she came
    Cos the dancing was tame
    Not just that but the Tramp had no brain

    Pah!

    Some people, they think they're so hip
    They post nonesense, that gives us the pip
    "That" thread is a pain
    Of our lives - it's the bane
    So guys, could you all get a grip!
    "If you rebel against high heels, take care to do so in a very smart hat.'' George Bernard Shaw

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    Wink

    There once was a DJ called Bob
    Who was silly to open his gob
    When likening Lory
    to a barmaid from Corrie
    took a risk with his life and his knob!

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    A Teacher who taught us to "sin"
    Announced from the stage, with a grin:
    "If you come to my class
    Soon you'll wiggle your ass,
    And the whole world will know where you've bin!"

    I'm sooo dead and can never come home again.....

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    There once was a line dancer from Herts
    Who cut up his Avatar in parts
    He decided to swing
    Cors was his thing
    Then went from MJ to DJ

    (sorry couldn't think of another line that rhymes) - any suggestions ?


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    Mickey Mouse's girlfriend, Minnie, made her film debut, along with Mickey, in "Steamboat Willie" on November 18, 1928.
    That date is recognized as her official birthday.

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    Originally posted by Minnie M
    There once was a line dancer from Herts
    Who cut up his Avatar in parts
    He decided to swing
    Cors was his thing
    Then went from MJ to DJ

    (sorry couldn't think of another line that rhymes) - any suggestions ?
    Yes but it stinks!
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    A talented lass called Lorraine
    Tried to tame Mikey's barnet in vain,
    She gave up on the rest
    simply strimmed round his chest
    And I wont let him go there again!

    ...might as well be hung for a sheep as a lamb....

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    Originally posted by DangerousCurves
    A talented lass called Lorraine
    Tried to tame Mikey's barnet in vain,
    She gave up on the rest
    simply strimmed round his chest
    And I wont let him go there again!

    ...might as well be hung for a sheep as a lamb....
    MODERATOR AT YOUR SERVICE
    "If you're going to do something tonight, that you know you'll be sorry for in the morning, plan a lie in." Lorraine

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    dare I????

    Dangerous Curves true name is Di
    A housmate of Mikey's no lie
    If HER chest were hairy
    now THAT would be scary
    I'd need more than a strimmer.OH MY!
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    Avatars are fun but I find
    My pics are as big as my behind
    Lovely Lory did fix
    My pics into bits
    Now thats quite some help rather kind


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    Originally posted by bobgadjet
    Lovely Lory did fix
    My pics into bits
    hmmmm...... tell me more


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    Originally posted by ChrisA


    Now this I just cannot believe
    A compliment from that chap Steve
    It’s truly terrific
    From one so prolific
    From the floor I must myself retrieve

    Around the ears, ChrisA's still wet
    Tramp's sarcasm he didn't get
    It seems he did miss
    Steve was taking the p1ss
    ChrisA's a sissy?? You bet!!

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    Let's go busking, Franck did say
    Outside Anne Summers, Saturday
    By noon, heavy snow
    Meant he cancelled the show
    But we'll do it again - maybe May!!!!
    "If you rebel against high heels, take care to do so in a very smart hat.'' George Bernard Shaw

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    This is such a good thread I thought I would put at the top of the list again. Has to be more interesting than

    q

    Come on peeps - whilst I am thinking of a new one - over to you


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    That date is recognized as her official birthday.

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    We're a Forum of friends, who all Jive,
    to events, miles and miles we will drive
    Though all kinds of weather
    We'll get together
    It's what makes us feel so alive!
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