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    Re: Forum Limericks

    Quote Originally Posted by Rocky View Post
    I'm on a roll here...

    There was a mad lady whose thatch
    Suggested her ‘collar’ and ‘cuffs’ would not match
    So just like a granny
    With white hairs on her fanny
    She harmonized her head with her snatch.
    Doh! I didn't even click that this was about me until I read Rocky's post on the 'Message in a bottle' thread. I think the 'Lady' bit threw me.

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    Re: Forum Limericks

    There's a champ West Coast Swinger named Dougal
    who six-counts whilst playing the bugle
    His talent's immense
    And he always talks sense
    Hell, he can spin whilst surfing on Google!!!

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    johnnyman

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    Re: Forum Limericks

    The lyrical thread carries on,
    Rocky's prose seem to go on until dawn;
    his rebuts against Caro
    can't cut to the marrow
    and most are simply met with confused scorn.

    I'm tempted to post some more rhyme,
    but I fear I don't have the time;
    I've finished my tea
    and need to go for a wee
    before going dancing with many fine quine {<- aberdonian dialect}

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