Well I've had such nice compliments about my poetry-writing skills, and Franck was so quick to delete my efforts, I could always try writing some moreOriginally posted by Dreadful Scathe
Lets try and get the Thread Removed thread removed
Chris
There once was a fellow from Mensa
Who made the whole forum much tenser
It drove us all mad,
It was really quite sad...
But the truth is he's really much denser.
Well I've had such nice compliments about my poetry-writing skills, and Franck was so quick to delete my efforts, I could always try writing some moreOriginally posted by Dreadful Scathe
Lets try and get the Thread Removed thread removed
Chris
Yes please!
Greg
Well if you insist...Originally posted by Sheepman
Yes please!
There was an old rocker called Andy
When dancing looked ever so dandy
The shirts were so bright
The knickers so tight
But the legs were just awful, cos bandy.
Originally posted by ChrisA
Well if you insist...
There was an old rocker called Andy
When dancing looked ever so dandy
The shirts were so bright
The knickers so tight
But the legs were just awful, cos bandy.
There was a young man called ChrisA
Who went dancing a lot, every day
The pervs were his hate
Andy M was his mate
He's a taxi, he'll show you the way
Okie. I know it's crap!
There once was a sheep type of man
Dancing? He bloody well can
He likes wearing hats
(I've not seen him in spats)
As for me, let's say I'm his fan
They get worse!!
There once was a fat ugly tramp
To clear him, you'd need a ramp
Some say he's a sinner
And just a beginner
On the forum, he'd every day camp
Okie. I'm going to give up now!!
Steve
Originally posted by TheTramp
Okie. I'm going to give up now!!
Steve
MODERATOR AT YOUR SERVICE
"If you're going to do something tonight, that you know you'll be sorry for in the morning, plan a lie in." Lorraine
Sorry. Didn't give up... Just for you Lory!
There once was a great girl called Lor
A total babe on the dance floor
With come to bed eyes
And sweet sexy thighs
Every male response was 'COR'
Steve
These aren't Haikus btw.
They are Limericks.
Steve
There once was a fat ugly tramp,
anyone's style he could cramp.
Not saying he's bent
But a big row of tents
tells us all how much he is camp!!
Ta daaa.
Whoops, my bad... Now changed back and added the original limerick tooOriginally posted by TheTramp
These aren't Haikus btw.
They are Limericks.
Franck.
There's an A.P.P. for that!
Okie. So you changed the title.
A haiku is a form of traditional Japanese poetry. It consists of 3 lines, of 5, then 7, then 5 syllables (there are lots of other rules on writing Haiku, but I'm sure you don't want to read them).
I'm not very good at them (or any other form of writing), but, an example would be...
Here I am today
Writing posts on the forum
Mostly boring ones.
Steve
Last edited by TheTramp; 29th-January-2004 at 05:48 PM.
Greg is a guy you’ll see around
We all know him as Sheepy
At musicality he’s pretty good
And the scourge of all things creepy
With partners twain he looks Ok
The watchers all entranced
The git, he’s entering Blackpool,
Intermediates and advanced
On the comp floor in his hat and coat
His dress sense equals Pammy’s
But oh my god on social nights
Sheep T-shirts and those jammies.
So on reflection it’s Ok still
My hand I’ll not yet fold
I’ll work really hard for a long time yet;
It’s years before I’m that old.
Hey Hey Hey I'll have you know I'm allergic to wool!Originally posted by ChrisA
His dress sense equals Pammy’s
There once was a Teacher called Mikey
Who's hair I have cut really spikey
Now he's growing it long
to tie back with a thong???
shh don't tell but I not really likey!
peace offering
Last edited by Lory; 29th-January-2004 at 05:47 PM.
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"If you're going to do something tonight, that you know you'll be sorry for in the morning, plan a lie in." Lorraine
Whose thong would that be, then?Originally posted by Lory
to tie back with a thong???
Not mine!Originally posted by ChrisA
Whose thong would that be, then?
MODERATOR AT YOUR SERVICE
"If you're going to do something tonight, that you know you'll be sorry for in the morning, plan a lie in." Lorraine
There was a dance teacher called Franck
Whose body resembled a tank
After all he could eat
himself he would beat
then take himself out for a w....
WALK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
There once was a DJ named Bob
Who found himself out of a job
For insulting his boss
Who's response was the loss
Of that offending DJ called Bob
Steve
There once was a girl called Rachel
who's big baggy knickers were hell
her boyfriend called Mark
kept his head in the dark
So Now she wears none I can tell
MODERATOR AT YOUR SERVICE
"If you're going to do something tonight, that you know you'll be sorry for in the morning, plan a lie in." Lorraine
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