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    Forum Limericks

    There once was a fellow from Mensa
    Who made the whole forum much tenser
    It drove us all mad,
    It was really quite sad...
    But the truth is he's really much denser.


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    Originally posted by Dreadful Scathe
    Lets try and get the Thread Removed thread removed
    Well I've had such nice compliments about my poetry-writing skills, and Franck was so quick to delete my efforts, I could always try writing some more

    Chris

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    Yes please!

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    Originally posted by Sheepman
    Yes please!
    Well if you insist...



    There was an old rocker called Andy
    When dancing looked ever so dandy
    The shirts were so bright
    The knickers so tight
    But the legs were just awful, cos bandy.


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    Originally posted by ChrisA
    Well if you insist...



    There was an old rocker called Andy
    When dancing looked ever so dandy
    The shirts were so bright
    The knickers so tight
    But the legs were just awful, cos bandy.


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    There was a young man called ChrisA
    Who went dancing a lot, every day
    The pervs were his hate
    Andy M was his mate
    He's a taxi, he'll show you the way

    Okie. I know it's crap!

    There once was a sheep type of man
    Dancing? He bloody well can
    He likes wearing hats
    (I've not seen him in spats)
    As for me, let's say I'm his fan

    They get worse!!

    There once was a fat ugly tramp
    To clear him, you'd need a ramp
    Some say he's a sinner
    And just a beginner
    On the forum, he'd every day camp

    Okie. I'm going to give up now!!

    Steve

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    Originally posted by TheTramp
    Okie. I'm going to give up now!!

    Steve
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    Sorry. Didn't give up... Just for you Lory!

    There once was a great girl called Lor
    A total babe on the dance floor
    With come to bed eyes
    And sweet sexy thighs
    Every male response was 'COR'

    Steve

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    These aren't Haikus btw.

    They are Limericks.

    Steve

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    There once was a fat ugly tramp,
    anyone's style he could cramp.
    Not saying he's bent
    But a big row of tents
    tells us all how much he is camp!!

    Ta daaa.

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    Originally posted by TheTramp
    These aren't Haikus btw.

    They are Limericks.
    Whoops, my bad... Now changed back and added the original limerick too
    Franck.

    There's an A.P.P. for that!

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    Okie. So you changed the title.

    A haiku is a form of traditional Japanese poetry. It consists of 3 lines, of 5, then 7, then 5 syllables (there are lots of other rules on writing Haiku, but I'm sure you don't want to read them).

    I'm not very good at them (or any other form of writing), but, an example would be...

    Here I am today
    Writing posts on the forum
    Mostly boring ones.

    Steve
    Last edited by TheTramp; 29th-January-2004 at 05:48 PM.

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    Greg is a guy you’ll see around
    We all know him as Sheepy
    At musicality he’s pretty good
    And the scourge of all things creepy



    With partners twain he looks Ok
    The watchers all entranced
    The git, he’s entering Blackpool,
    Intermediates and advanced



    On the comp floor in his hat and coat
    His dress sense equals Pammy’s
    But oh my god on social nights
    Sheep T-shirts and those jammies.



    So on reflection it’s Ok still
    My hand I’ll not yet fold
    I’ll work really hard for a long time yet;
    It’s years before I’m that old.


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    Originally posted by ChrisA
    His dress sense equals Pammy’s
    Hey Hey Hey I'll have you know I'm allergic to wool!

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    There once was a Teacher called Mikey
    Who's hair I have cut really spikey
    Now he's growing it long
    to tie back with a thong???
    shh don't tell but I not really likey!



    peace offering
    Last edited by Lory; 29th-January-2004 at 05:47 PM.
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    Originally posted by Lory
    to tie back with a thong???
    Whose thong would that be, then?

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    Originally posted by ChrisA
    Whose thong would that be, then?
    Not mine!
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    There was a dance teacher called Franck
    Whose body resembled a tank
    After all he could eat
    himself he would beat
    then take himself out for a w....




    WALK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    There once was a DJ named Bob
    Who found himself out of a job
    For insulting his boss
    Who's response was the loss
    Of that offending DJ called Bob

    Steve

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    There once was a girl called Rachel
    who's big baggy knickers were hell
    her boyfriend called Mark
    kept his head in the dark
    So Now she wears none I can tell
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    "If you're going to do something tonight, that you know you'll be sorry for in the morning, plan a lie in." Lorraine

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