Good on you and well done for doing so. Mind you I wouldn't like to see a mad Pamster I think I would run away - Very fast!!!!
Just got back from a shopping trip to Sainsburys and was horrified when buying my sandwich to see a tired egg one on the shelf with a date of the 3rd of January
Had a right old moan; imagine if an old Granny had bought it without looking at the date
Tip for the day: READ THE DATES ON THESE THINGS CAREFULLY!
Good on you and well done for doing so. Mind you I wouldn't like to see a mad Pamster I think I would run away - Very fast!!!!
But I'd have you locked in my glare, unable to moveOriginally posted by Jon L
I would run away - Very fast!!!!
Anyone ever played Russian Roulade?
6 roulades to choose from, but one of them is 3 months past it's sell by date?
Greg
We'll be calling you Stewart at this rateOriginally posted by Sheepman
Anyone ever played Russian Roulade?
6 roulades to choose from, but one of them is 3 months past it's sell by date?
Oh no, I didn't realise the joke was that out of date!Originally posted by ChrisA
We'll be calling you Stewart at this rate
Greg
I know a few MJ'ers who are past their sell by date.Originally posted by Pammy
Tip for the day: READ THE DATES ON THESE THINGS CAREFULLY!
Should we also have date labels I wonder?
Originally posted by bobgadjet
I know a few MJ'ers who are past their sell by date.
Should we also have date labels I wonder?
That poses the question to my first line then... READ THE DATES ON THESE THINGS CAREFULLY... What, in this instance, would THINGS be?Originally posted by bobgadjet
I know a few MJ'ers who are past their sell by date.
Should we also have date labels I wonder?
More importantly, whose is past its best?
Given I have the title of a poor joke tellerOriginally posted by Pammy
Just got back from a shopping trip to Sainsburys and was horrified when buying my sandwich to see a tired egg one on the shelf with a date of the 3rd of January
Had a right old moan; imagine if an old Granny had bought it without looking at the date
Tip for the day: READ THE DATES ON THESE THINGS CAREFULLY!
I bet they had egg on their face ?
That was an eggstreamly bad joke !Originally posted by stewart38
Given I have the title of a poor joke teller
I bet they had egg on their face ?
Sorry, I meant, That was an extremely bad yoke !Originally posted by stewart38
Given I have the title of a poor joke teller
I bet they had egg on their face ?
At least it CRACKED you up.Originally posted by bobgadjet
Sorry, I meant, That was an extremely bad yoke !
What would I expect from a joker from Bushey; well, as I'm from Watford I had to add something
A joke like that REALLLLLY Herts.Originally posted by Pammy
At least it CRACKED you up.
What would I expect from a joker from Bushey; well, as I'm from Watford I had to add something
Oooops
that's ford shire.Originally posted by bobgadjet
A joke like that REALLLLLY Herts.
Oooops
PS What am I reducing myself to this?
Wish I could reduce myself, especially round the middle !Originally posted by Pammy
that's ford shire.
PS What am I reducing myself to this?
We're back to *reduced for quick sale* again aren't we.Originally posted by bobgadjet
Wish I could reduce myself, especially round the middle !
How much do you think I'm worth?
Any offers over 40p considered
I love it when you can edit quotes naughty but ...Originally posted by Pammy
Just got back from a shopping trip to Sainsburys and was horrified when buying my sandwich to see a tired egg one on the shelf with a date of the 3rd of January, imagine an old Granny bought it without looking at the date
Tip for the day: READ THE DATES ON THESE THINGS CAREFULLY!
poor old granny, never mind probably kept her regular eh:sorry
after my last comment I probably wouldn't get a look in however much I offered but i would offer at least a quid, and thats just for a danceOriginally posted by Pammy
We're back to *reduced for quick sale* again aren't we.
How much do you think I'm worth?
Any offers over 40p considered
You're currently the highest bidder + I have no idea when the hammer is coming down (on me? ).Originally posted by thewacko
i would offer at least a quid, and thats just for a dance
For offering a whole english pound my friend, you can have the dance for free though
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