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    Re: Competition Snobbery

    Quote Originally Posted by Northants Girly
    Who says ??
    Men with more flab than muscles .... totaly unlike Gordy of course

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    Re: Competition Snobbery

    Quote Originally Posted by Gordon J Pownall
    just one big one....
    That would be the wallet opening one...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gus
    Men with more flab than muscles .... totaly unlike Gordy of course

    Ahhh Gus,

    thank you for the compliment - much as I try to grow beer tits, they just won't develop,

    Can you suggest anyone (as ODA) who may be able to give me the benefit of personal experience....?

    I did try rubbing a piece of toilet paper down the middle of my chest to make them bigger....it didn't work and that was very surprising.






    It certainly worked on my ex-wifes a*se - made it bloody huge - very successful.....
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    Re: Competition Snobbery

    Quote Originally Posted by Gordon J Pownall
    Ahhh Gus,

    thank you for the compliment - much as I try to grow beer tits, they just won't develop,

    Can you suggest anyone (as ODA) who may be able to give me the benefit of personal experience....?

    I did try rubbing a piece of toilet paper down the middle of my chest to make them bigger....it didn't work and that was very surprising.

    certainly worked on my ex-wifes a*se - made it bloody huge - very successful.....
    Gordy................The old ones are the best

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    Re: Competition Snobbery

    Quote Originally Posted by under par
    Gordy................The old ones are the best
    First fat, now old eh

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    Re: Competition Snobbery

    Quote Originally Posted by Pammy
    First fat, now old eh
    So, you heard it here first, Pammy claims to be Gordy's ex-wife. The fact that Pammy's neither old, nor fat should not put you off the scent. She's acheived her present beauty by stict dieting, plastic surgery, collagen injections and liposuction.

    If he didn't have the replacement beauty in the form of the lovely Sal, Gordy would be really hacked off

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    Quote Originally Posted by Andy McGregor
    So, you heard it here first, Pammy claims to be Gordy's ex-wife. The fact that Pammy's neither old, nor fat should not put you off the scent. She's acheived her present beauty by stict dieting, plastic surgery, collagen injections and liposuction.
    5' 8" of pure love muscle and a babe like Pammy - believe you me it wasn't surgery - lots and lots of exercise !!!!!


    Quote Originally Posted by Andy McGregor
    If he didn't have the replacement beauty in the form of the lovely Sal, Gordy would be really hacked off
    Water, water everywhere and not a drop to drink.....

    It's bl**dy tough being a babe magnet (Daily Mirror, coupl'a weeks ago referring to Ceroc teachers / students falling in love etc...)

    Beating 'em off with a pointy, prodding stick I am - day in, day out, week in, week out...could do with a hand really, perhaps a couple of minders / escorts / personal asisstants

    (fantasy mode on)

    Ah well, I always have my fantasies....Pammy.....aaaaaahhhhhh
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    Re: Competition Snobbery

    Quote Originally Posted by Andy McGregor
    So, you heard it here first, Pammy claims to be Gordy's ex-wife.
    I was going to say this , but didn't want to offend anyone - luckily you managed to pull the comment off without doing so

    Oh, and thanks for the dance last night, Andy. It took me a while to eventually catch up with you and convince you to dance with me, but it was well worth it in the end
    S. x

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sparkles
    I was going to say this , but didn't want to offend anyone - luckily you managed to pull the comment off without doing so S. x
    So, in light of the above ground breaking news....(not Pammy being my ex wife the quote above),

    anyone else ever been pulled off by Andy...???
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    Re: Competition Snobbery

    Erm, Um, Erm

    Looks like I've "done it again".

    PS Can I be first in the queue for the pulling off ceremony?

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