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    Windy people be warned !

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-12363852

    OH COME ON.

    How does one get on taken to court for passing wind.

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    Re: Windy people be warned !

    oh lets laugh at African Countries...yet Solicitor General Anthony Kamanga says
    "How any reasonable or sensible person can construe the provision to criminalising farting in public is beyond me,"

    still it's important news isn't it

    anyway "hey! who farted", "nope, wasn't me. In fact if you smelled it first, it must be you", "no it wasn't. I saw you concentrating", "I was wondering where the smell was coming from" etc...

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    Re: Windy people be warned !

    At least women won't have to worry, as they don't do them!
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    Re: Windy people be warned !

    Quote Originally Posted by Lory View Post
    At least women won't have to worry, as they don't do them!
    Indeed and all self-respecting old-fashioned gentlemen will soon be in jail.

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    Re: Windy people be warned !

    As I understand it, the bill says something about 'emitting noxious fumes' and is said to be a clean air policy to stop commercial pollution.

    But, I suppose, if the cap fits...

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    Re: Windy people be warned !

    Quote Originally Posted by Barry Shnikov View Post
    As I understand it, the bill says something about 'emitting noxious fumes' and is said to be a clean air policy to stop commercial pollution.
    Yes - but the other guy (Solicitor General Anthony Kamanga) is making a fuss about it. Presumably for political purposes.

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    Re: Windy people be warned !

    Quote Originally Posted by David Bailey View Post
    Yes - but the other guy (Solicitor General Anthony Kamanga) is making a fuss about it. Presumably for political purposes.
    He probably owns a factory.

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    Re: Windy people be warned !

    Quote Originally Posted by Lory View Post
    At least women won't have to worry, as they don't do them!
    well that is sort of true.

    but if we are being absolutely honest us Ladies do little love puffs now and then, like the delicate little flowers that we are.

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