But being serious - no-one cares; at least, no-one outside the very small MJ dance world does. And not many within it do, either.
Blimey, this stuff goes on every Saturday night in nightclubs all over the UK - why should anyone want to read about the far more tame world of MJ?
Unless it's written by someone who has the talent to make anything interesting, it'll be boring as hell. It took Nick Hornby to make me read about football, for example.
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