Quote Originally Posted by Double Trouble View Post
“I’m gonna do a half-roger-dingly-dong with a twisted three quarter man-spin, followed by an ironing board half head drop…..brace yourself, Love!”.
Usually, with my defective hearing, more like "I’m gonna do a h***-*****-dingWWWWW ZZZZZZZZ three qu#########n, **********board $$$$$$...DROP…..brace yourself, Love!"

I'm sure most followers are familiar with the twisted half rogering suggestion, though.