Not sure I wanted to read any of that lol!
Not sure I wanted to read any of that lol!
Its about things that went wrong ??
Apart from the standard married a psyopath or with another marriage of mine someone I didn’t love etc etc I do remember on the various days of my marriages
Waiter spilling drinks over guess twice he insisted holding tray in one hand
My ‘Nanna’ having bouts of torrettes shouting out things at the wrong time (she got worse by the time of my sisters wedding came around, telling the vicar to 'get on with it', in a hushed church)
I could talk more about my sisters wedding apart from the gran going gar gar (she was 90 by then) , it rained all day and 30% of the guess were locked out for the last dance (long story)
Imaging being inside all wedding photos being taken (too much heavy rai n outside) and then my gran shouts top of her voice ‘I want a cup of tea’
If she had been 80 not 90 she would have got a right good kicking anyway she got the tea which lasted about as long as my sister marriage
I used to work as a waitress at a country house where they did wedding breakfasts on a Saturday afternoon. I remember once tripping over a rug with a whole tray of full champagne glasses, smashing every one all over the bride and grooms "Wedding Gift Table". All the cards and presents were ruined and I felt terrible.
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