Serious Infestation problem I need help/advice?

[stewart38]

I’m use to spending a pleasant lunch hour aimlessly wondering around Reading where I work.

Popping into the shopping centre and general browsing in book, cake shops and the like passing the time of day with the odd gentry folk who part take in pleasant lunch time walk like me.

I have notice something very different this week and I wonder if anyone knows what they are of if there is a solution to get rid of them.

On Monday it started, these things just appeared out of no where running in front of me chasing pigeons and shouting etc. I didn’t think much of it.

However each day its getting worse these ‘things’ seem to be multiplying like a parasite.

There in all shops kicking screaming shouting dribbling.

I went into a record shop and I swear they out number humans 3 to 1 , has anyone else notice this around the country , what are they ??.

I would describe them as human like but about half the height of an average human.

They talk in some kind of dialect I have been able to pick up a few words

Will they go back to where they came from??

Any advice/ help appreciated

[Double Trouble]

Don't panic Stewart...I've put a load of pesticide along Reading High Street for you. My expert estimation leads me to believe that you will be pest free by Monday morning.

[Maxine]

There seems to be a correlation between your infestation and my nice easy drive into work – It’s great

[Gav]

I went into a record shop

Do they still exist?

[stewart38]

There seems to be a correlation between your infestation and my nice easy drive into work – It’s great

I notice the roads appear to be a bit clearer this week.

I’m not aware of any research done on how these infestations effects our roads ?

Do they still exist?

I say ‘record shop’.

I went to the counter and ask a young chap (under 40) if he had 45 record by the Nolans and LP by Bay City Rollers. He looked at me like I was old.

Later he told me to leave , how did I know the Wii place wasn’t a loo ?

[Lory]

My sister dropped two of the blighters off at my house.. they're wrecking the place

[philsmove]

The question is, why these little blighters have to wait till they get to the supermarket, before having a screaming tantrum

On the positive side, my road is no longer clogged up with Chelsie tractors at about 3pm

[Bubble]

The question is, why these little blighters have to wait till they get to the supermarket, before having a screaming tantrum

Because public tantrums are much more effective than private tantrums.

On the positive side, my road is no longer clogged up with Chelsie tractors at about 3pm

The real question is, why does Prince Harrys girlfriend leave her agricultural equipment in your road at 3pm?

[stewart38]

Don't panic Stewart...I've put a load of pesticide along Reading High Street for you. My expert estimation leads me to believe that you will be pest free by Monday morning.

rep on the way

How you did I dont know

I can go back now to avoiding the guy who sells Big Issue and tutting as I pass the guy sitting in a door way

[stewart38]

Don't panic Stewart...I've put a load of pesticide along Reading High Street for you. My expert estimation leads me to believe that you will be pest free by Monday morning.

I see the little **** have returned with a vengeance.

I would have propose a self exclusion zone say ‘The South East’.

What do people do with these ‘things’ for six weeks ??.

I would give them a shilling each and say go play down then mines ??

[geoff332]

The ones you really have to worry about are the ones that mature into 'tourists'.

[stewart38]

The ones you really have to worry about are the ones that mature into 'tourists'.

I use to work in the City near Tower Hill and at this time of year they were every where.

I figured they were a boost to the economy so only sent every other one on the wrong train.