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    Re: Hey, look! No, don't look!

    Quote Originally Posted by Steven666 View Post
    I know someone who had this problem last Sat...
    realy I thought there was a lot on show last Saturday......oh that was just paul and nigle.

    Quote Originally Posted by Miss Marmite View Post
    Haha - yes I agree with Trouble... I think my boobs are my best asset so regularly "display them" to take the attention away from my wobbly Mummy tummy!!!

    You don't pay the money I paid for mine and keep 'em' hidden

    I have a fab 't' shirt that say's ' stop looking at my t!t$'

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    Re: Hey, look! No, don't look!

    Quote Originally Posted by StokeBloke View Post
    There's an extra dimension to this problem. When learning to lead a lot of us guys (I know that I was one) struggle to make eye contact with their partner.
    Perhaps you need practice?
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    Quote Originally Posted by spindr View Post
    Perhaps you need practice?
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    Re: Hey, look! No, don't look!

    Quote Originally Posted by fletch View Post
    I have a fab 't' shirt that say's ' stop looking at my t!t$'

    One of my friends used to wear a top that said 'Speechless' across the front. Lot's of guys used to ask her why her top said that on it. Her response was always the same. She'd take their hands and place one hand on each of her breasts, at which point their mouths opened ............. but no words came out!!!!!!

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    Re: Hey, look! No, don't look!

    Quote Originally Posted by StokeBloke View Post
    Because repeatedly glancing down from someone's eyes to look at someone's chin because you're a bit shy, looks INCREDIBLY similar to glancing down repeatedly at someone's half exposed boobies!
    It's probably best to get "nice tits" in the conversation before you start dancing . Best to be up front.

    Oh ha ha.

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    Re: Hey, look! No, don't look!

    I'll tend to look at the follower's chest when dancing. It helps to tell me where they are weighted and where their direction/momentum is. Of course, if they have a low cut top then that's a bonus. I've only felt uncomfortable once in relation to this issue - it was a forumite I was dancing with, she could have taken the title role in Twin Peaks and I had a real fear that one or the other was going to spill out of her top at any stage

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    Re: Hey, look! No, don't look!

    Quote Originally Posted by Dreadful Scathe View Post
    It's probably best to get "nice tits" in the conversation before you start dancing . Best to be up front.

    Oh ha ha.
    Well you know DS us girls do like to get compliments

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    Re: Hey, look! No, don't look!

    Quote Originally Posted by robd View Post
    I'll tend to look at the follower's chest when dancing. It helps to tell me where they are weighted and where their direction/momentum is. Of course, if they have a low cut top then that's a bonus. I've only felt uncomfortable once in relation to this issue - it was a forumite I was dancing with, she could have taken the title role in Twin Peaks and I had a real fear that one or the other was going to spill out of her top at any stage
    Should I be grateful that I'll never have that problem/spillage!?

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    Re: Hey, look! No, don't look!

    Quote Originally Posted by StokeBloke View Post
    There's an extra dimension to this problem. When learning to lead a lot of us guys (I know that I was one) struggle to make eye contact with their partner. Holding eye contact with someone from the opposite sex isn't something that you tend to do unless you're a lover or an optician. You're also aware that looking over your partner's shoulder looks like you're scanning the room for your next dance, trying to see a clock, etc. But you're not disinterested, you're just a bit shy.

    I would look at my partner's chin/mouth area. That was cool and this works pretty well UNLESS your partner is in a lower cut top. Because repeatedly glancing down from someone's eyes to look at someone's chin because you're a bit shy, looks INCREDIBLY similar to glancing down repeatedly at someone's half exposed boobies!
    Hi.

    I was told off once for too much eye contact! - If I'm dancing with someone I don't know too well I actually try not to look directly in their eyes, just in case i scare them off. Instead I tend to look at a point somewhere around the top of the nose... that way, I look as if I'm giving eye contact, but it isn't usually as intimidating for lead or follow. Maybe using that trick would prevent the look down the front issue, but also make you feel as if you are giving eye contact, but maybe wouldn't be as potentially uncomfortable as "real" eye contact.

    Cheers WT

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    Quote Originally Posted by whitetiger1518 View Post
    Hi.

    I was told off once for too much eye contact! - If I'm dancing with someone I don't know too well I actually try not to look directly in their eyes, just in case i scare them off. Instead I tend to look at a point somewhere around the top of the nose... that way, I look as if I'm giving eye contact, but it isn't usually as intimidating for lead or follow. Maybe using that trick would prevent the look down the front issue, but also make you feel as if you are giving eye contact, but maybe wouldn't be as potentially uncomfortable as "real" eye contact.

    Cheers WT
    Sounds like a good plan, fortunately I am completely cured these days. I had a very good doctor help me with it

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    Re: Hey, look! No, don't look!

    Quote Originally Posted by StokeBloke View Post
    And I thought it was my necklace that was catching your eye
    oh stoke you do make me laugh xxx

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    Re: Hey, look! No, don't look!

    Quote Originally Posted by Martin View Post
    Simple really,

    If you do not want men to look at your bits, do not put your bits on display.

    If you put your bits on display, do not slag men off for noticing.

    Very succinctly put. I've reached the age where if I find my chest gets stared at I

    a.Feel flattered
    b.Laugh

    and not necessarily in that order. If it was a problem I'd be wearing a polo-neck sweater. If you don't want your goods looked at don't put 'em out on the barrow.

    If I flopped my willy out, and then told girls off for looking... well hey, same same...
    Not quite sure why, but this isn't the same thing at all. Can anyone explain?

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    Re: Hey, look! No, don't look!

    Quote Originally Posted by jivecat View Post
    Not quite sure why, but this isn't the same thing at all. Can anyone explain?
    I think you'll find that showing a bit of clevage in not illegal on a dance floor...flopping your winkle out is. Big difference.

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    Re: Hey, look! No, don't look!

    Quote Originally Posted by jivecat View Post
    Not quite sure why, but this isn't the same thing at all. Can anyone explain?
    Yes I can explain...

    When you come out of the shower and you have guests... ladies often cover up the milk providers and the bits down under.

    Men often cover up the bits down under.

    Now why is that?

    It is because, that is the sex toys you provide.

    So when you go out socially, you can cover up your sex toys, or you can try to tease.

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    Re: Hey, look! No, don't look!

    Thanks both, that's crystal clear now. So ladies can have their sex toys on display, but gentlemen should keep theirs in a locked cupboard?

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    Re: Hey, look! No, don't look!

    Quote Originally Posted by jivecat View Post
    So ladies can have their sex toys on display, but gentlemen should keep theirs in a locked cupboard?
    I dunno if it's as simple as that. Surely there are degrees of nudity.

    I would say the equivalent of "flopping winkle" for a woman would be flashing your err....for want of a better word, twinkle?

    A bit of cleavage is not in the same nudity league as "flopping winkle".

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    Re: Hey, look! No, don't look!

    Quote Originally Posted by Double Trouble View Post
    I dunno if it's as simple as that. Surely there are degrees of nudity.

    I would say the equivalent of "flopping winkle" for a woman would be flashing your err....for want of a better word, twinkle?

    A bit of cleavage is not in the same nudity league as "flopping winkle".
    In the same league as MikeyR wearing a tight fitting white vest maybe?

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    Re: Hey, look! No, don't look!

    Quote Originally Posted by Gav View Post
    In the same league as MikeyR wearing a tight fitting white vest maybe?
    Do we see MikeyR coyly veiling his magnificent pectorals in prim swathes of starched white cotton? I think not. I doubt if he spends all that time in the gym for women not to look at him.

    Quote Originally Posted by DT
    I dunno if it's as simple as that. Surely there are degrees of nudity.

    I would say the equivalent of "flopping winkle" for a woman would be flashing your err....for want of a better word, twinkle?

    A bit of cleavage is not in the same nudity league as "flopping winkle".
    Why is it that heaving semi-naked boobies, or even flashes of gusset are considered as mild sexual entertainment while a flopping...erm....winkle is a matter for the courts? What's that all about then? Even worse if it wasn't flopping, shock, horror.

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    Re: Hey, look! No, don't look!

    I myself find floppy willies offensive to the eye. Nothing worse than a floppy one looking at ya

    Now give me a proud soldier, standing tall and winking at ya... then im all smiles. !!!!

    I would say its the same for any "sex toys" as somebody put it.

    Saggy boobies, yeeeeeuuuk.
    Saggy twinkle yeeeeeeukkkk
    Saggy willy or ball bag come to think of it yeeeeeeuukk.

    Willy/boobies - are they the same.... no. The best comparison if you want to find one is a man wearing tight trousers showing off his "size" (for want of a better word) is the same as cleavage. Mind you, men are no different when it comes to this teasing as you can buy many a "size enhancing" aid. You can even buy pants now with a bulge increase insert. !!! so funny.

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    Re: Hey, look! No, don't look!

    And the award for 'The most subtle post' 2010, goes to..... Trouble!
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