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    New Auditions

    I've been watching the TV a little more than I would choose to do so of late.
    Shortage of funds and Anyone . . . . sorry anything else to do; that would use my time up.

    So I have been bombarded with an inordinate amount of advertising of late.
    It has however caused an odd side effect.

    I have decided my next Girlfriend (hmmmm that sounds like I'm a serial BoyFriend) Needs to be able to wear High Heels like the girls in the latest Virgin Airlines Advertisement.
    Thus to aid the transfer from none Girlfriend State to Happily in Shoe Fetish Love State I think I need to hold Auditions.


    Thus please leave your names on this thread for my consideration.


    If any of the model types that were in the advert are reading this call me soon!!!!!

    Auditions to be held soon


    Post a pic of your ability to wear these shoes to get to the top of the Auduition list.










    Yup I'm Bored!


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    Re: New Auditions

    I think that the backing track to that ad(Frankie Goes To Hollywood) is one of one of my favourite intro's to a track.









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    Re: New Auditions

    Quote Originally Posted by Trousers View Post
    Post a pic of your ability to wear these shoes to get to the top of the Auduition list.
    I wonder if Andy McGregor will audition?

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    Re: New Auditions

    I wonder when Andy McGregor will audition

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    Re: New Auditions

    I must confess that walking in high heels is something I am not very good at

    But they do make my legs look fabulous when I pose in them

    It's the moving bit I just can't get. I think you need to start walking in heels when you're young and I just left it too late.

    Good luck with your search Trousers. Perhaps you could find a nice lady who can learn to walk in high-heels. Although, in my experience, saying "please wear these for me" doesn't work

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    Quote Originally Posted by Andy McGregor View Post
    saying "please wear these for me" doesn't work
    Yes I know this too
    What also does not work is "If I put this probe here and this clamp there, Plug it and and turn the power up"

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    Re: New Auditions

    Quote Originally Posted by Trousers View Post
    What also does not work is "If I put this probe here and this clamp there, Plug it and and turn the power up"


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    Re: New Auditions

    Quote Originally Posted by Trousers View Post
    I have decided my next Girlfriend (hmmmm that sounds like I'm a serial BoyFriend) Needs to be able to wear High Heels like the girls in the latest Virgin Airlines Advertisement.
    Thus to aid the transfer from none Girlfriend State to Happily in Shoe Fetish Love State I think I need to hold Auditions.



    Post a pic of your ability to wear these shoes to get to the top of the Auduition list.



    Wouldn't it be easier to just, you know, take up Argentine Tango? Then you'd be able to view that kind of thing for free with no effort, expense or responsibility on your part whatsoever.

    Or am I missing the point here?

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    Re: New Auditions

    Quote Originally Posted by jivecat View Post
    Or am I missing the point here?
    I thnk he's after an air hostess, preferably Virgin*

    As we run our classes near Gatwick we have a fair number of air hostesses at our classes - perhaps they'll give me some walking lessons or even lend me a Virgin uniform




    "Virgin Air Hostess" Oxymoron if ever I heard one

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    Re: New Auditions

    Quote Originally Posted by Trousers View Post
    I have decided my next Girlfriend (hmmmm that sounds like I'm a serial BoyFriend) Needs to be able to wear High Heels like the girls in the latest Virgin Airlines Advertisement.
    I confess, I haven't seen the latest Virgin Airlines ad. However, I *have* seen the latest Air New Zealand advert. The ladies in the advert seem to wear the requisite heels, and, according to the advert, are in plentiful supply. Check them out!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jivecat View Post
    Or am I missing the point here?
    Yes

    but if you tell me where you will be wearing 4-5 inch heels and a pencil skirt in scarlet I will come and watch. . . maybe more!

    You know me

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    Quote Originally Posted by Andy McGregor View Post
    I thnk he's after an air hostess, preferably Virgin*

    As we run our classes near Gatwick we have a fair number of air hostesses at our classes - perhaps they'll give me some walking lessons or even lend me a Virgin uniform

    "Virgin Air Hostess" Oxymoron if ever I heard one
    I'm currently trying to find work backdown London way.
    I'm up for a Virgin hunt at your venues for sure if that happens.
    But please feel free to refrain for borrowing a uniform - I've seen your legs and they well . . . . don't really hit le spot.

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    Re: New Auditions

    Does age matter? I have very good legs, but I look better from behind. I must be such a disappointment to lorry drivers

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    I am a firm believer of the adage that women are like fine wines


    Mostly expensive but get better with age!!

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    Re: New Auditions

    Quote Originally Posted by Bubble View Post
    I confess, I haven't seen the latest Virgin Airlines


    Trousers, if you have fetish for high heels you should definitely try Argentinian tango
    Last edited by philsmove; 21st-January-2010 at 12:41 PM.

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    Re: New Auditions

    Quote Originally Posted by philsmove View Post


    Trousers, if you have fetish for high heels you should definitely try Argentinian tango
    If that was the only fetish I was trying to sate, life would be so easy!

    Just watched .

    Hmm theres another niche to be filled methinks
    Last edited by Trousers; 21st-January-2010 at 02:06 PM.

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    Re: New Auditions

    Quote Originally Posted by philsmove View Post
    Trousers, if you have fetish for high heels you should definitely try Argentinian tango


    And at some events, they even sell said shoes! There's a big tango dance on Feb 13th in Brighton where there'll be a shoe shop full of stilletos so after your auditions you can bring along the lucky lady and treat her to a brand new pair! Two happy people. Sorted!

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