The Chimney

[Father Christmas]

As part of my pre-Christmas fact-finding I've been investigating ease of access to properties for the purposes of delivering presents.

I noticed that this Forum didn't have a Chimney - well by the magic of Christmas it does now and this is it

Not only will this make my life easier on Christmas Eve, it is also a nice easy way for you to 'post' your Christmas list to me - just use the Chimney.

But before you go asking me for a Ferrari or a holiday with Justin Timberlake you should remember that you have to have been good boys and girls. So here is what I need to have posted in this chimney;

1. The List - What you would most like for Christmas.
2. Gold Stars - What, over the last year, you've done that was good.
3. Apologies - What' over the last year, you've done that was naughty and that you're truly sorry for.
4. Promises - What good things you promise to do next year.

Of course, I already know your answers to question 2 and I know the naughty things you've done too - but what are you sorry for? That, and what you promise to do next year are what will impress me most.

Also, I am open to bribery, a nice glass of something warming on the mantlepiece is always likely to get me digging into my sack for something nice - oh, and a mince pie and something for the reindeer will get you something quite special BUT ONLY IF YOU'VE BEEN GOOD...

Happy posting.

Father Christmas

p.s. The car and the holiday could be yours if you've been especially good

[Chris]

Well I got as far as the Ferrari - that'll do fine please* - but now I'm off to watch South Park, so if you can stop Kenny getting killed I might believe you exist.

*and a parking space please - as I live in the city centre I don't have a car - must be the only person on the forum who has to walk to ceroc
is my sympathy plea working yet? I promise to believe in you if you give me a ferrari . . .

tell you what - just protect my avatar from getting sh*t blown on him and I'll ... and ... and ... (can't think of anything witty to put here so just pretend I did - as you're father christmas that shouldn't be hard)

[Father Christmas]

Originally posted by Chris
Well I got as far as the Ferrari - that'll do fine please* - but now I'm off to watch South Park, so if you can stop Kenny getting killed I might believe you exist.

That's too easy. Kenny never really dies. He comes back every week so how could he really be dead this week? Besides, I already have his Christmas list...

..he wants a new parka

And Chris, could you afford to insure the Ferrari?

[Jon L]

Originally posted by Father Christmas
As part of my pre-Christmas fact-finding I've been investigating ease of access to properties for the purposes of delivering presents.

I noticed that this Forum didn't have a Chimney - well by the magic of Christmas it does now and this is it

Not only will this make my life easier on Christmas Eve, it is also a nice easy way for you to 'post' your Christmas list to me - just use the Chimney.

p.s. The car and the holiday could be yours if you've been especially good

The first question is who we should send down the chimney on Christmas Eve. I am going to make some nominations

1) The Tramp
2) Will
3) Mr. Lizard
4) Pammy
5) Andy McG (who's watching from afar).

Now to answer the original thread.

1) A new partner for next years intermediates in champs, the one I had this year can't commit time needed next year

2) Getting through into the seond round of this years intermediates freestyle in ceroc at the first attempt.

3) I think it has to be knocking someone on the nose doing a double handed archie spin in freestyle at Battersea (A move I now realise I am not best suited for).

4) To smile more when dancing, some ladies tell me I don't do it often enough.

[Pammy]

OooooEEEeeee Santa, gosh where to start. Am in shock following Jon L's confession that he'd rather have Will & Trampy coming down his chimney than me Oh well, can't win 'em all....

1. I would most like a blow-up Andy McGregor that I can squeeze up and down my chimney to my hearts content. Failing that, if you're out of stock on those, a blow-up Willster or Prawnster will do...
2. The thing that was most good was learning how to grince properly; perfecting a wiggle is no easy task I can tell you!
3. Always eating two cakes when there are free ones at the freestyle nights I can confess this now because I know that Will makes a point of eating at least three!
4. Must make an effort to cut out all cakes and biscuits and make a concerted attempt at existing solely on a chip-squad diet of fried potatoes, kebabs, burgers & italian pastries supplemented only with prawnies (fish & waste derived product; no DavidB, you didn't miss much by missing these, other than E-Coli) and the occasional cockroach.

Well Santa, how did I do? Can't promise mince pies, but I will slip you the odd wine-gum as bribery when we next meet. Perhaps I'll even let you have one of Boomers tinned tomatoes if you're a good boy. See you under the mistletoe!

Pamster
x

[stewart38]

Originally posted by Jon L

5) Andy McG (who's watching from afar).

Is he ?? Who is father christmas ?

All I want for christmas is 'world peace and piece of mind'

[ChrisA]

Originally posted by Father Christmas
1. The List - What you would most like for Christmas.

I want a 14-day week, so that I can get to more of the venues I like.

I want more of the really good blokes to spend more time dancing with one another, thus freeing up more of the ladies.

I want the DJs to ship me MP3s of their hottest tracks - a month before they start playing them so that I’ve already worked out how to dance to the more difficult ones.

Sounds pretty reasonable to me....

I also want to learn how to grince properly so that I can get on Pammy's list of desired blow-up dolls

2. Gold Stars - What, over the last year, you've done that was good.

I haven't worn glitter. Well, only once, and it was very understated.

3. Apologies - What, over the last year, you’ve done that was naughty and that you’re truly sorry for.

I haven’t physically assaulted any of the known pervs on the dance floor. I'm truly sorry for that.

The other naughty things I've done I'm not in the least bit sorry for, so I don't have to list them here (phew )

4. Promises - What good things you promise to do next year.

See 2 and 3.

[psyc0diver]

Dear santa - for christmas can I have Tony Blair & George Bush round to my house ---- and a baseball bat!

Gold stars - I didnt punch out some prat who thouroughly deserved it
Appologies - I'm really sorry I didnt punch out some prat who thouroughly deserved it
Promises - I promise to do better next year and try to punch out some prat who thouroughly deserves it

[Andy McGregor]

Originally posted by Father Christmas
1. The List - What you would most like for Christmas.

What I would really, really, really like for Christmas if I could have absolutely anything at all would be to become young again.

Failing that I'd like to be able to dance like the product of a union between Viktor and Lily - with Nigel and Nina and Clayton and Janine as grandparents

Originally posted by Father Christmas
2. Gold Stars - What, over the last year, you've done that was good.

Lightened the mood of dance contests with our Rugby Double Trouble in Blackpool and Popeye and Olive Oyl in Hammersmith.
The Hollow Tree
Persuaded dozens of people to give up smoking

p.s. Shouldn't this read "Gold 'sters"?

Originally posted by Father Christmas
3. Apologies - What' over the last year, you've done that was naughty and that you're truly sorry for.

Through my own stupidity, thick-headedness and lack of empathy failed to persuade thousands of people to give up smoking - possibly even annoyed some people so much they've smoked even more

Originally posted by Father Christmas
4. Promises - What good things you promise to do next year.

Next year I'll be more tolerant and empathetic. I will, however, be even sillier when I'm being silly and more serious when I'm being serious.

And I promise that I will be even funnier at Blackpool - but I'll get even more people to join in to share the fame/blame

[Father Christmas]

Originally posted by psyc0diver
Gold stars - I didnt punch out some prat who thouroughly deserved it
Appologies - I'm really sorry I didnt punch out some prat who thouroughly deserved it
Promises - I promise to do better next year and try to punch out some prat who thouroughly deserves it

Well done, you are an example to us all. You have shown great restraint in the face of extreme annoyance and deserve to have your wishes granted - but where is your list?

Of course I know all about your 'prat'. He has received a big black mark from the faries. My elves don't like him much either. At the moment he is down to find reindeer droppings in a leaky stocking at the bottom of his bed on Christmas morning...

..unless he is truly sorry

[TheTramp]

Originally posted by Andy McGregor
And I promise that I will be even funnier at Blackpool - but I'll get even more people to join in to share the fame/blame

Oh my word. Good job I'm too far away now

I knew that there was a good reason for moving to Scotland....

Steve

[psyc0diver]

Originally posted by Father Christmas
Well done, you are an example to us all. You have shown great restraint in the face of extreme annoyance and deserve to have your wishes granted - but where is your list?

This is a 'family' forum & so I cannot list what (or whom) I'd like to see in stockings at the foot of my bed on X-mas morning

[Lory]

Originally posted by Father Christmas

1. The List - What you would most like for Christmas.


All venues to stay open an hour later! (i've realised I only get going half hour b4 the end of a normal eve




2. Gold Stars - What, over the last year, you've done that was good.

Made lot's of new friends and managed not to 'Grince' too much (although I have no idea what it is but what ever it is it sounds BADDDD)

3. Apologies - What' over the last year, you've done that was naughty and that you're truly sorry for.

I keep having naughty thoughts, purely for my own entertainment, I would really like to see a new competition, but twist is, the couples have to dance in SUMO FAT SUITS, i hang my head in shame but i can;t stop thinking how funny it would be!

[michael]

What shall i wish for xmas

Santa here is my list:
I. I wish i could stay off this forum so i can get my work done

2. i wish i could stop thinking about dancing so i can get my work done

3. I wish i would stop dancing around the house in my socks as i have worn out nine pairs so far (recently at that) also allow me to get my work done

4 i wish i could stop thinking about a certain female.

5. i wish someone would find the "Special Normal Mode Key" i must have lost, currently running in Malfunction Mode.

I dont think i have been bad all year so perhaps Santa will grant me my wishes.......and if he does not

Merry XMAS to everyone anyway

[Lory]

PROMISES

I promise to try not to sit down as soon as any teacher mearly mentions the word 'drop'

[Sheepman]

Originally posted by Father Christmas
1. The List - What you would most like for Christmas.
2. Gold Stars - What, over the last year, you've done that was good.
3. Apologies - What' over the last year, you've done that was naughty and that you're truly sorry for.
4. Promises - What good things you promise to do next year.

After last Saturday this is easy!
1. More dances with Rachel
2. Dancing with Rachel
3. Dancing with Rachel :sorry
4. Dance with Rachel

greg

[Bardsey]

Originally posted by Father Christmas

1. The List - What you would most like for Christmas.
2. Gold Stars - What, over the last year, you've done that was good.
3. Apologies - What' over the last year, you've done that was naughty and that you're truly sorry for.
4. Promises - What good things you promise to do next year.

1. (a) A new "Someone" in my life
(b) someone to dance with/enter Intermediate comp with at Blackpool

2. Got rid of the one who broke my heart.....B***ard!

3. Got involved with the one who broke my heart....B***ard! for which I am truly sorry...amen!

4. Dance, find someone to be my dance partner, dance, wiggle even more than I do now, dance, ermmmmm Oh yes and dance!

[Pammy]

Bardster; how about adding *forget men* altogether ?

Px

[Father Christmas]

Originally posted by Pammy
Bardster; how about adding *forget men* altogether ?

Px

Hang on girls!!!

Don't give up on all men, you must never forget your father - especially Father Christmas

Although if you do both give up men you've been asked for on a number of Christmas lists I've received from men that have been very naughty boys indeed...

[Bardsey]

Oooh Santa, almost forgot. I do want something for Xmas....... how about my 'Sters T shirt eh? eh?