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    Maria Carey-on ya bike

    I just read a report in today's Mail about Maria Carey's demands for turning on the Xmas lights at a shopping centre in London.Astonishing.
    100 white fluffy kittens and 100 white doves.What a silly cow.

    Why on earth do Companies and Corporations entertain these prima donnas.I wouldn't give them the time of day.

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    Re: Maria Carey-on ya bike

    Quote Originally Posted by djtrev View Post
    100 white fluffy kittens and 100 white doves.What a silly cow.
    where are they going to get the silly cow from ?

    btw, don't read the Mail, it's bad for your health


    ...oh and are the kittens attached to the doves ?

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    Re: Maria Carey-on ya bike

    Quote Originally Posted by Dreadful Scathe View Post
    ...oh and are the kittens attached to the doves ?
    they've only just met, but it looks promising
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    Re: Maria Carey-on ya bike

    Quote Originally Posted by djtrev View Post
    I just read a report in today's Mail about Maria Carey's demands for turning on the Xmas lights at a shopping centre in London.Astonishing.
    100 white fluffy kittens and 100 white doves.What a silly cow.

    Why on earth do Companies and Corporations entertain these prima donnas.I wouldn't give them the time of day.
    Nonsense! Ridiculous! That just isn't true!
    You've falsely accused poor sadly maligned Mariah, as she didn't ask for that!










    .... she wants 20 white fluffy kittens

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    Re: Maria Carey-on ya bike

    Yes you are correct.I made a mistake-it was 20 kittens.
    Thank goodness there are at least 2 of us that read the Mail.

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    Re: Maria Carey-on ya bike

    It also made its way in to the Today show this morning on Radio4
    They had a giggle about it.

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    Re: Maria Carey-on ya bike

    Quote Originally Posted by djtrev View Post
    Maria Carey's demands
    Could they not afford Mariah Carey then?

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    Re: Maria Carey-on ya bike

    Quote Originally Posted by robd View Post
    Could they not afford Mariah Carey then?
    I was gonna ask that. We don't know whether the thread refers to Mariah Carey, the somewhat (somewhat? what am I saying?) warbly modern singer, or Mary Carey, the porn actress and failed candidate in the last California Governorship election...

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    Re: Maria Carey-on ya bike

    Quote Originally Posted by Barry Shnikov View Post
    or Mary Carey, the porn actress and failed candidate in the last California Governorship election...
    Well, as she's asking for pussy it most be Mary...

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    Re: Maria Carey-on ya bike

    Quote Originally Posted by Rocky View Post
    Well, as she's asking for pussy it most be Mary...
    I think you meant to say.-----It moist be Mary.

    And Barry is right she does warble.


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