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    Family Guy Speak only

    I lord Peter Griffen have decided to deicate this thread to those who speak the words of the lord , please continue


    what ? you cant be serious (Brain)

    This is so benial (Stewie)

    Do you love me Brian (Meg)

    PETER (lois)

    Dad can I go have a Pee (Chris)

    Please continue

    jiggy jiggy (quagmire)

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    Re: Family Guy Speak only

    I actually have one of these small electronic "Pocket Stewies"

    6 buttons that say different things.

    "Damn you vile woman!"
    "You will Rue this day! well... go on.. Start Rueing!"
    "Stop mocking me!"
    "Put me through to the pentagon!"
    "I come bearing gifts! Here's a clue.. it's in my diaper and it's not a toaster!"

    (yeah I know that's only 5.. can't remember the last one ;p )

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    Re: Family Guy Speak only

    Quote Originally Posted by Beowulf View Post
    I actually have one of these small electronic "Pocket Stewies"

    6 buttons that say different things.

    "Damn you vile woman!"
    "You will Rue this day! well... go on.. Start Rueing!"
    "Stop mocking me!"
    "Put me through to the pentagon!"
    "I come bearing gifts! Here's a clue.. it's in my diaper and it's not a toaster!"

    (yeah I know that's only 5.. can't remember the last one ;p )
    Surely its -

    "Victory is mine!"

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    Re: Family Guy Speak only

    Quote Originally Posted by stewart38 View Post

    jiggy jiggy (quagmire)
    I think you mean Giggity Giggity!

    I love it when Stewie says "What the deuce!?"

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    Re: Family Guy Speak only

    [Brian] "Hey bartender! Whose leg do I have to hump to get a dry martini around here?"


    [Tom Tucker] And now, here's Ollie Williams, with the Black Weather Forecast. Ollie!
    [Ollie Williams] IT'S GON' RAIN!
    [Tom Tucker] Thanks, Ollie.

    [Cool Aid Jug] "Oh YEAH!!!!"

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    Re: Family Guy Speak only

    Quote Originally Posted by Princess Fi View Post
    [Brian] "Hey bartender! Whose leg do I have to hump to get a dry martini around here?"


    [Tom Tucker] And now, here's Ollie Williams, with the Black Weather Forecast. Ollie!
    [Ollie Williams] IT'S GON' RAIN!
    [Tom Tucker] Thanks, Ollie.

    [Cool Aid Jug] "Oh YEAH!!!!"
    weeeeeee are `standddddding heeeeeeere in down town china town to report on a missing 'rocky' last seeeen 'here' and not 'here'
    Last edited by DavidY; 17th-July-2009 at 06:15 PM. Reason: Offensive language deleted

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    Re: Family Guy Speak only

    Re Chris getting dumped but instead saying the girl "took a dump on me ..."


    Lois : "When 2 people love each other very much ..."

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    Auctioneer: Our first item is a pair of panties confiscated from a prostitute.

    Quagmire: Fifty bucks!

    Auctioneer: She had nine STDs.

    Quagmire: Forty five bucks.

    Auctioneer: And when we caught her she wet herself...

    Quagmire: Fifty bucks.

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    Re: Family Guy Speak only

    Lois: "The safety word is banana"

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    Re: Family Guy Speak only

    Quote Originally Posted by Princess Fi View Post
    Lois: "The safety word is banana"
    Peter : Lois if you had told me that, we wouldnt have had all these kids

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    Re: Family Guy Speak only

    Lois (referrıng to Peter): 'this from a man who thinks the plural for 'goose' ıs 'sheep'?'

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    Re: Family Guy Speak only

    Quote Originally Posted by Princess Fi View Post
    Lois (referrıng to Peter): 'this from a man who thinks the plural for 'goose' ıs 'sheep'?'

    Lois you distinctly said ‘could you make those goose sleep’

    Ok I may have been over the top…….…. But I cleared the mess up afterwards.

    ………..
    Peter: Brian Brain come here

    Brian: Hi what do want Peter

    Peter: Kicks Brian really hard 3 times

    Brian: Ouch !!!, what the hell was that for ?

    Peter: Now you know how much pain I feel every time I look at Meg

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    Re: Family Guy Speak only

    AHAHAHA excellent a family guy topic at last!

    Well my nickname is Giggidy Bexie and i have a friend who is exactly like Quagmire...giggidy giggidy giggidy alriight!


    I also do a very amusing Cleavland impression



    Stewie: How far can you shove this banana up your...oh god i cant ask her that!


    Lois: Why don't you sing Incy Wincy Spider??

    Stewie: How dare you reduce my fine thesbian styling to mere mother gooseries! I'm going to kill you!


    Quagmire: Hey there sweetie, how old are you?

    girl: 16


    Quagmire: 18? Giggidy Giggidy Giggidy!


    Girl: MOM!


    Quagmire: MOM? I like where this is going...

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    Re: Family Guy Speak only

    Meg: Can you please teach me how to drive?
    Brian: You may want to find a better driver than Peter
    Peter: What are you talkıng about, I'm a great driver!
    Brian: oh yeah, remember your trip to the Southwest?

    [flashback]

    Roadrunner: Meep Mepp

    [Peter's car runs over him]

    Peter: Oh my god, dıd I just hıt that Ostrıch?
    Wile E Coyote: No.
    Peter: Are you sure?
    Wile E Coyote: Yeah. Keep going.

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    Re: Family Guy Speak only

    Quagmire Finding Cheerleader hog tied and gagged in bathroom: "Dear Diary, Jack Pot"

    Louis - "why is there a Diper on the lamp"
    Stewie - "Louis he's done it again"
    (comes through with a light bulb in his bum)
    "hmm I wonder"
    (Rubs feet on carpet and presses nose which illuminates the bulb)
    "HA!"

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