So the men in white coats have found a way of developing sperm without a man in sight. Talk about shoot yourself in the foot.....you'll notice I said Men in white coats! What were they thinking??
Quite a few women of The Jeremy Vine Show today on Radio 2 were whooping with delight at the thought of a man free world.
Personally, I have no desire to put the rubbish out or load the dishwasher and my arms aren't long enough to give myself a back rub, so Gav....you're safe for now.
So, stem cell sperm, good or bad idea?
Artificially created sperm won't open jars, deal with big hairy spiders or fix your car for you...
Bang the rim of the lid against the work top and open with a rubber glove on. Easy.
Gav screams like when there's a big hairy spider around. Muggins here has to deal with it.
Company car....mechanics on tap and paid for by the boss.
NEXT...!
Sam looks lovingly into Gav's eye's and says "I love you darling....I want to spend the rest of my life with you - let's make babies together!". With that, Sam reaches over and bites a chunk of flesh from Gav's arm and sends it off to the lab.
Well.........extrapolate that idea. Imagine that eventually you just might need a hair - or a bit of skin - or a nail - from which to generate the required cells. And then imagine eBay in 2040 auctioning a 'Genuine hair belonging to Bradley Pitt - BuyNow for only $2500'.
And on eBay UK, 2045 'Genuine fingernail belonging to Gavin Dancealot (will swap for a body cast of Double Troubles chest)'
of course by 2045 global warming will have caused the sea levels to rise, coastal erosion will have eaten away at the white cliffs of Dover, in order to maintain this traditional tourist attraction the government of 2045 (the Green party.. they finally got in) will commandeer all supplies of Gypsum to rebuild the white cliffs to their former glory.
This will mean the supply of Gypsum will run low and as per the laws of supply and demand the price will sky rocket. Plaster of paris (Calcined Gypsum) will become prohibitively expensive.. and, even taking into the account 36 years of ageing and gravity acting upon DT's ..erm.. upper torso.. that's probably going to be a fairly expensive pile of plaster.
is the Fingernail really worth the cost?
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