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    Re: Refusals - A spin off from the Cerocport review thread

    Quote Originally Posted by StokeBloke View Post

    What is it about a bit of sunshine? It turns some people into total fashion retards! There's loads of photographic proof posted to Facebook. Hopefully these guys will see themselves after they've been tagged in the pictures and realise just what an affront to the eyes khaki knee length safari shorts, black blox and brown ankle socks are as a combination.

    Let's face it, it's fairly simple....
    "You want to wear shorts on the dance floor"?
    "Yes"
    "Are you a man"?
    "Yes"
    "Don't do it"

    "You want to wear shorts on the dance floor"?
    "Yes"
    "Are you a man"?
    "No"
    "Fine"
    Ok this brings up an intersting point, because I decided / was told, I couldn't get away with wearing short, so I put some trousers on.

    But .... I noticed that the Scottish men seem to get away with, it with regards to their kilts. - which are, lets face it about the same lenght as a long pair of shorts.

    So this question is why does it work with a kilts but not with shorts?

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    Re: Refusals - A spin off from the Cerocport review thread

    Quote Originally Posted by frolicols View Post
    Hey I wear shorts a lot to Ceroc nights! It's too damn hot in the summer!
    (Sigh) I'll just try one more time to explain:

    1. 95% of mens shorts are inherently naff so even finding a stylish pair would be something of an achievement.

    2. 95% of men don't have legs that look good in shorts, however well tailored.

    3. Even a man with decent legs for shorts in a stylish pair would still look better on the dance floor in a pair of trousers.

    4. In a recent survey 95% of female dancers said they hated dancing with men in shorts and wished they would all stop doing it.

    5. If you want to put women off dancing with you, **** off the few that do and be the subject of ridicule by all means carry on wearing shorts.

    I hope this makes things clear.
    Last edited by Lost Leader; 6th-June-2009 at 05:45 PM. Reason: I got caught short

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    Re: Refusals - A spin off from the Cerocport review thread

    Quote Originally Posted by fletch View Post
    oooo I like the sound of that,m are you at Skeggie


    PS I'm not dancing with guy's that have been sitting in the sun with no shirt on, i'm not running my hand down there back

    OMG how many guy's in shorts, blocks, dark socks, no shirt ...yak, yak. yakieee
    Unfortunately not at Skeggie, it's in a fortnight's time isn't it? Yeah, will have to catch up with you at either next Southport or the Skeggie after this one, Fletch.

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    Re: Refusals - A spin off from the Cerocport review thread

    Quote Originally Posted by batnurse View Post
    So, the next time we dance, I have to ask "Was it good for you guys too?"
    Yeah, it's nice when they feel included, fortunately they all have different accents so you can tell them apart...

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    Re: Refusals - A spin off from the Cerocport review thread

    Quote Originally Posted by jim View Post
    So this question is why does it work with a kilts but not with shorts?
    Simple...It doesn't work with either. Next!

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    Re: Refusals - A spin off from the Cerocport review thread

    Quote Originally Posted by Double Trouble View Post
    Simple...It doesn't work with either. Next!
    A master class in making yourself popular.

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    Re: Refusals - A spin off from the Cerocport review thread

    I don't care what he's wearing as long as he can do the business - on the floor.

    Cue Gojive and his juvenile humour.

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    Re: Refusals - A spin off from the Cerocport review thread

    Quote Originally Posted by jim View Post
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    So this question is why does it work with a kilts but not with shorts?
    Dare I say it???

    Might it be because of the 'cheeky' implication that goes along with kilt wearing??

    There!! I've said it now!!! Sex!!!! Lol

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    Re: Refusals - A spin off from the Cerocport review thread

    Quote Originally Posted by Spartak Lad View Post
    Yeah, it's nice when they feel included, fortunately they all have different accents so you can tell them apart...
    Ah, but are they all Jung at heart?

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    Re: Refusals - A spin off from the Cerocport review thread

    Quote Originally Posted by batnurse View Post
    Ah, but are they all Jung at heart?
    Yes, but when dancing with some of them, you'll need to watch out for Freudian slips

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    Re: Refusals - A spin off from the Cerocport review thread

    Quote Originally Posted by Magic Hans View Post
    Dare I say it???

    Might it be because of the 'cheeky' implication that goes along with kilt wearing??

    There!! I've said it now!!! Sex!!!! Lol

    Shorts are what little boys wear... kilts are worn by Scotsmen

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    Re: Refusals - A spin off from the Cerocport review thread

    Quote Originally Posted by Lost Leader View Post
    (Sigh) I'll just try one more time to explain:

    1. 95% of mens shorts are inherently naff so even finding a stylish pair would be something of an achievement.

    2. 95% of men don't have legs that look good in shorts, however well tailored.

    3. Even a man with decent legs for shorts in a stylish pair would still look better on the dance floor in a pair of trousers.

    4. In a recent survey 95% of female dancers said they hated dancing with men in shorts and wished they would all stop doing it.

    5. If you want to put women off dancing with you, **** off the few that do and be the subject of ridicule by all means carry on wearing shorts.

    I hope this makes things clear.
    And 95% of statistics are made up...

    According to http://ceroc.com/ceroc_faq.html
    What should I wear?
    You do not need any particular clothing to attend a Ceroc evening. Anything goes, casual wear or smart dress, as long as you feel comfortable. It is really up to you!! As for shoes, wear something that will allow you to move freely on the dance floor - we recommend leather soled shoes.

    Don't let the fashion police bully you into wearing clothes which are too hot and/or uncomfortable to dance in.

    Just because Lost Leader & Stoke Bloke feel they need to hide their legs, does not mean other men should be coerced into following their example by the use of bogus statistics.

    Let your legs be free...

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    Re: Refusals - A spin off from the Cerocport review thread

    Quote Originally Posted by jiveclone View Post
    What should I wear?
    You do not need any particular clothing to attend a Ceroc evening. Anything goes, casual wear or smart dress, as long as you feel comfortable. It is really up to you!! As for shoes, wear something that will allow you to move freely on the dance floor - we recommend leather soled shoes.
    Just because you can do something does not mean you should.

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    Re: Refusals - A spin off from the Cerocport review thread

    Quote Originally Posted by Twirly View Post
    Shorts are what little boys wear... kilts are worn by Scotsmen
    ... and .... errrrrrrrmm ..... mantyhose??? [Not that I've got any, obviously .... only vaguely aware of the term, 'onest guv!]

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    Re: Refusals - A spin off from the Cerocport review thread

    Quote Originally Posted by jim View Post
    A master class in making yourself popular.
    You don't know me very well, do you?

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    Re: Refusals - A spin off from the Cerocport review thread

    Quote Originally Posted by Twirly View Post
    Shorts are what little boys wear... kilts are worn by Scotsmen
    and schoolgirls?

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    Re: Refusals - A spin off from the Cerocport review thread

    Quote Originally Posted by Magic Hans View Post
    ... and .... errrrrrrrmm ..... mantyhose??? [Not that I've got any, obviously .... only vaguely aware of the term, 'onest guv!]
    Yeah, we believe you

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    Re: Refusals - A spin off from the Cerocport review thread

    Quote Originally Posted by Magic Hans View Post
    Dare I say it???

    Might it be because of the 'cheeky' implication that goes along with kilt wearing??

    There!! I've said it now!!! Sex!!!! Lol
    Quote Originally Posted by Twirly View Post
    Shorts are what little boys wear... kilts are worn by Scotsmen
    Quote Originally Posted by Gav View Post
    and schoolgirls?
    Context Gav, context... I was quoting Magic Hans post

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    Re: Refusals - A spin off from the Cerocport review thread

    Quote Originally Posted by Twirly View Post
    Context Gav, context...
    Sorry that's an alien concept on this forum

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    Re: Refusals - A spin off from the Cerocport review thread

    Quote Originally Posted by StokeBloke View Post
    Let's face it, it's fairly simple....
    "You want to wear shorts on the dance floor"?
    "Yes"
    "Are you a man"?
    "Yes"
    "Don't do it"

    "You want to wear shorts on the dance floor"?
    "Yes"
    "Are you a man"?
    "No"
    "Fine"
    <cough> string vest </cough>

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