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    Oh for cluck's sake...

    In three week's time I take possession of four rescued ex-battery hens. I need names for all four of the girls: pretty names please, as they're going to need all the help they can (they'll be in quite a poor state - few feathers, debeaked, bruised legs and wings )
    I'd also like a suitably amusing name for the hen house too.
    No prize for the best names... it's just for fun!

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    Re: Oh for cluck's sake...

    Your sig says you're one of Charlie's angels....

    Dylan (Helen)
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    Re: Oh for cluck's sake...

    As they are battery hens....


    .... how about

    1.HP3
    2. AAA
    3. Rechargeable
    4.Duracell


    and the hen house could be called ,,,,,,,,,,THE CELL

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    Re: Oh for cluck's sake...

    Quote Originally Posted by under par View Post
    As they are battery hens....


    .... how about 1.HP3
    2. AAA
    3. Rechargeable
    4.Duracell


    and the hen house could be called ,,,,,,,,,,THE CELL

    great minds think alike i was just about to use those names when i saw you had beaten me to it lol

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    Re: Oh for cluck's sake...

    Quote Originally Posted by batnurse View Post
    pretty names please
    Quote Originally Posted by under par View Post

    1.HP3
    2. AAA
    3. Rechargeable
    4.Duracell

    Don't you just hate it when someone doesn't read your request properly.

    ok, thy way I see it, these hens have had a tough life and need strong, sexy, ball breaking names...

    Dolores
    Roxanne
    Stella
    Eden
    Colin


    There! Pretty and ballsy...job done!

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    Re: Oh for cluck's sake...

    Quote Originally Posted by Double Trouble View Post
    ok, thy way I see it, these hens have had a tough life and need strong, sexy, ball breaking names...

    Dolores
    Roxanne
    Stella
    Eden
    Colin


    There! Pretty and ballsy...job done!
    Colin?

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    Re: Oh for cluck's sake...

    Quote Originally Posted by Gav View Post
    Colin?
    You must know that one in five of the population have issues with their sexuality/gender. Colin's a perfect name for hen number 5.

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    Re: Oh for cluck's sake...

    Quote Originally Posted by Double Trouble View Post
    You must know that one in five of the population have issues with their sexuality/gender. Colin's a perfect name for hen number 5.
    But it might not be hen number 5 that has those issues!

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    Re: Oh for cluck's sake...

    Quote Originally Posted by Cruella View Post
    But it might not be hen number 5 that has those issues!
    Hen number 5 will be the one that's trying to shag hens 1-4. *best meerkat voice* - Simples!

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    Re: Oh for cluck's sake...

    Quote Originally Posted by Double Trouble View Post
    Hen number 5 will be the one that's trying to shag hens 1-4. *best meerkat voice* - Simples!
    I have the perfect name for that one, shame I can't post it

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    Re: Oh for cluck's sake...

    Claudia
    Helena
    Isobel
    Kizzy

    Crudely spelling (or mis-spelling) Chick (without the second 'c') initially.

    As for their abode how about 'The Chic House' (again, punning on chick) or merely 'The Pecking Parlour'.

    Hope you decide on names soon, and I really admire what you're doing. =0)

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    Re: Oh for cluck's sake...

    Here are names,

    Margaret
    Jane
    Sarah
    Avril

    The house: Mother Hens Haven

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    Re: Oh for cluck's sake...

    Henrietta
    MacHenzie
    Megg
    Aleggzandra
    F.Heather

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    Re: Oh for cluck's sake...

    Hmm how about these names...

    1 of 4
    2 of 4
    3 of 4
    4 of 4

    and a house called "The collective" with a sign above the door saying "you will be assimilated."

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    Re: Oh for cluck's sake...

    How about

    1. First Move
    2. Yo-Yo
    3. Manspin
    4. Side2Side

    Then if you were to post the order they produce eggs each week, that would sort out my next freestyle routine.

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    Re: Oh for cluck's sake...

    Kelpie
    Sprite
    Pixie
    Elf

    (my sister in law keeps chickens, they're all brown and she refuses to name them so I call them all brownie...)

    The hen house could then be the Brownie Hut!

    Then there are plenty of other names for future recruits to your brownie pack Ghillie Dhu, Imp, Gnome...ok< I'm struggling now, it's been a while

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    Re: Oh for cluck's sake...

    Breakfast
    Lunch
    Dinner
    Snack

    The hen house: Restaurant

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    Re: Oh for cluck's sake...

    War
    Famine
    Pestilence
    Death

    House of the four chickens of the Apocalypse.

    Just thought I'd lighten the tone xxx

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    Re: Oh for cluck's sake...

    More constructively ...

    Madonna
    Kylie
    Britney
    Beyonce

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    Re: Oh for cluck's sake...

    Quote Originally Posted by MarkW View Post
    More constructively ...

    Madonna
    Kylie
    Britney
    Beyonce
    Is it me, or is Beyonce looking a lot less - um - black, than she used to?

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