Lucky 7's - Bigger is better!

[rubyred]

I am laughing so much I can't think of a seven letter word to go with whatever....JiveLad that is just fantastic you are a genius and you always bring a smile to my face. My wee Irish mammy would have been so proud.
Thank you

[Jay Jay]

Even better on a big screen JL you have earned the title of 'Thread Director' and you can perch on one of those chairs with your name on the back ....who needs retinol when you can make us look so good and be able to do thiings we never imagined we could

[rubyred]

Even better on a big screen JL you have earned the title of 'Thread Director' and you can perch on one of those chairs with your name on the back ....who needs retinol when you can make us look so good and be able to do thiings we never imagined we could

yes we don't know what loiters about out there for us on the old you tube, but aren't the surprises great

[Maxine]

JiveLad, you’ve done it again, sooo funny and so camp, just pure genius

yes we don't know what loiters about out there for us on the old you tube, but aren't the surprises great

But until she gets discovered and becomes a world famous porn star she will just have to soldier on with the day job

[rubyred]

JiveLad, you’ve done it again, sooo funny and so camp, just pure genius




But until she gets discovered and becomes a world famous porn star she will just have to soldier on with the day job

She lives in hope but meantine she needs to keep practising and keep in shape so her special skills don't become moldier.

[Maxine]

She lives in hope but meantine she needs to keep practising and keep in shape so her special skills don't become moldier.

Yes I agree in fact I think we should remould her into this new role; I think it suits her

[Jay Jay]

Yes I agree in fact I think we should remould her into this new role; I think it suits her

We don't need to remould her cos Jivelad now has the ability of cloning us, JL can you remodel me and then make 5, one for the washing, one for the cleaning, one for the ironing, one for the cooking and one spare for whatever

[JiveLad]

We don't need to remould her cos Jivelad now has the ability of cloning us, JL can you remodel me and then make 5, one for the washing, one for the cleaning, one for the ironing, one for the cooking and one spare for whatever

Ok - although obviously it will be at my usual rates (with discount for baaaad behaviour* on the dance floor of course) - I require you to influence the powers that be in Essex, to make me the 13th Duke of Chigwell. If not, that, then I expect at least an earldom.


* If you require any tips on that, then please see Mad Baaad Max (she is able to tickle many a man's fancy).

PS Please send me a big smiley photo yourself by return (clothing optional ).

[rubyred]

Ok - although obviously it will be at my usual rates (with discount for baaaad behaviour* on the dance floor of course) - I require you to influence the powers that be in Essex, to make me the 13th Duke of Chigwell. If not, that, then I expect at least an earldom.


* If you require any tips on that, then please see Mad Baaad Max (she is able to tickle many a man's fancy).

PS Please send me a big smiley photo yourself by return (clothing optional ).

You know that reminds me of my Aunty Deloras, she had a run in with 12th Duke of Chigwell, he was hiring out his services as Nude Duke Cleaning Services, she hired him for the day and he's been feeling washed out ever since. If you're following in his footsteps, make sure you've got plenty of stiff bristles in your brush JiveLad to keep up my Aunty Deloras, she's very houseproud !!

[JiveLad]

You know that reminds me of my Aunty Deloras, she had a run in with 12th Duke of Chigwell, he was hiring out his services as Nude Duke Cleaning Services, she hired him for the day and he's been feeling washed out ever since. If you're following in his footsteps, make sure you've got plenty of stiff bristles in your brush JiveLad to keep up my Aunty Deloras, she's very houseproud !!

Oh! You mean Deloras Vorderwoman? Yes - we used to practice together at the Royal Ba'lay School for aspiring dancers. She was quite a strong as the Duke obviously discovered as well - and as you will see below in this rare footage of me and her - she had Jive Lad over a barrel for a while. (Limited availability for 3 days - then it is off YouTube!).

[rubyred]

Oh! You mean Deloras Vorderwoman? Yes - we used to practice together at the Royal Ba'lay School for aspiring dancers. She was quite a strong as the Duke obviously discovered as well - and as you will see below in this rare footage of me and her - she had Jive Lad over a barrel for a while. (Limited availability for 3 days - then it is off YouTube!).

Almost as good as Mrs Overall and her macaroons, poor Deloras Vordawoman looks like she's dunked a few macaroons to get that strength, JiveLad looks like he's curve man.

[Maxine]

Almost as good as Mrs Overall and her macaroons, poor Deloras Vordawoman looks like she's dunked a few macaroons to get that strength, JiveLad looks like he's curve man.

Certainly looks like she has left her detox far behind. Another funny film JL but I fear a revolt if you take it off in 3 days

PS Rubyred there is nothing wrong with a man who appreciates curves

[rubyred]

Certainly looks like she has left her detox far behind. Another funny film JL but I fear a revolt if you take it off in 3 days

PS Rubyred there is nothing wrong with a man who appreciates curves

I think I may have retold this story a few times, I love my curves and don't intend to lose them. Men that love curves are just wonderful in my eyes.

[Maxine]

I think I may have retold this story a few times, I love my curves and don't intend to lose them. Men that love curves are just wonderful in my eyes.

A man who likes a woman to be curvy and older is just perfect in my eyes (just need to meet him now)

PS as you reduced it to 6 letters I took away one and added 2 executive decision

[frolicols]

A man who likes a woman to be curvy and older is just perfect in my eyes (just need to meet him now)

PS as you reduced it to 6 letters I took away one and added 2 executive decision

I certainly know of one. He occasionally appears at Berko and loiters around the Blues room looking for suitable prey... He was the hunted, but now has become the hunter!

[Maxine]

I certainly know of one. He occasionally appears at Berko and loiters around the Blues room looking for suitable prey... He was the hunted, but now has become the hunter!

You’ll have to introduce me to this potentially perfect man; I would definitely risk one dance or three

[rubyred]

You’ll have to introduce me to this potentially perfect man; I would definitely risk one dance or three

And you might decide to kiss one two or three

[Maxine]

And you might decide to kiss one two or three

What a nice idea and I suppose it’s ok since this is just a virtual world – um shame

[tarragon]

What a nice idea and I suppose it’s ok since this is just a virtual world – um shame

That would be soo nice!!!

[frolicols]

What a nice idea and I suppose it’s ok since this is just a virtual world – um shame

That would be soo nice!!!

Are you mad??! Everyone knows that's how you catch cooties!