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    Re: Lucky 7's - Bigger is better!

    Quote Originally Posted by JiveLad View Post


    Yes - the lady in question was teasing me quite a bit about it. Beware the lovely, kind, sweet ladies of Essex...............

    (Seriously though guys - can we move off the S&M topic for a change?
    I mean there are lots of other things we could talk about.......such as.....)
    Of course we can change the subject if you feel uncomfortable JL; we would hate to offend you and know how delicate you are and would like to invite you to the garage for a sewing club that Jay Jay is starting up.

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    Re: Lucky 7's - Bigger is better!

    Quote Originally Posted by Maxine View Post
    Of course we can change the subject if you feel uncomfortable JL; we would hate to offend you and know how delicate you are and would like to invite you to the garage for a sewing club that Jay Jay is starting up.
    More like a swinger club, I'll bet.

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    Re: Lucky 7's - Bigger is better!

    Quote Originally Posted by Isis View Post
    More like a swinger club, I'll bet.
    No I am definitely reusing the garage for something new....like Maxine said it is a sewing circle. First lesson on the itinerary is the art of pressing and mounting.

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    Re: Lucky 7's - Bigger is better!

    Quote Originally Posted by Jay Jay View Post
    No I am definitely reusing the garage for something new....like Maxine said it is a sewing circle. First lesson on the itinerary is the art of pressing and mounting.
    My dear JayJay, you have definitely become a top innuendoiste - I have to say you missed out the real tack though. And when you said you had a Singer in the garage - I thought you mean Auntie Mildred doing her operetta......not one of those machines. Anyway, I think Isis is right......you mean something else..........

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    Re: Lucky 7's - Bigger is better!

    Quote Originally Posted by JiveLad View Post
    My dear JayJay, you have definitely become a top innuendoiste - I have to say you missed out the real tack though. And when you said you had a Singer in the garage - I thought you mean Auntie Mildred doing her operetta......not one of those machines. Anyway, I think Isis is right......you mean something else..........
    I did not realise that Jay Jay had invested in a new machine and wondered what those strange whirring noises coming from the garage were

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    Re: Lucky 7's - Bigger is better!

    Quote Originally Posted by JiveLad View Post


    Yes - the lady in question was teasing me quite a bit about it. Beware the Witches of East Essex...............

    (Seriously though guys - can we move off the S&M topic for a change?
    I mean there are lots of other things we could talk about.......such as.....)
    Does one not have the staying power for a series of sado masichistic posts?

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    Re: Lucky 7's - Bigger is better!

    Quote Originally Posted by frolicols View Post
    Does one not have the staying power for a series of sado masichistic posts?
    .....you've gone and stuck your post in too late or is that a problem you come across a lot ...either way it's against the rules...but I'll let you off cos you are so lovely in the blues room ...and in answer to your question obviously not

    Quote Originally Posted by Maxine View Post
    I did not realise that Jay Jay had invested in a new machine and wondered what those strange whirring noises coming from the garage were
    ...and believe me that little machine I have just purchased has brought a new dimension to the results I can get and it does greaten my achievements in the garage-sewing room, it also stops your fingers from getting sore

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    Re: Lucky 7's - Bigger is better!

    Quote Originally Posted by Jay Jay View Post
    .....you've gone and stuck your post in too late or is that a problem you come across a lot ...either way it's against the rules...but I'll let you off cos you are so lovely in the blues room ...and in answer to your question obviously not



    ...and believe me that little machine I have just purchased has brought a new dimension to the results I can get and it does greaten my achievements in the garage-sewing room, it also stops your fingers from getting sore
    Scene 1: The Garage.
    Mistress JayJay has just completed a new outfit for JiveLad

    JJ: "Now JiveLad it's time for you to try on your new outfit"
    JL: "Ooooh - it looks nice Mistress J. Did you use real leather?"
    JJ: "Only the best for you JiveLad"
    JL: "It looks quite sexy."
    JJ: "Yes - I'm feeling ready just looking at it. It's time for you to try it on."
    JL: "Now?"
    JJ: "Yes Jive Lad don't be shy. get your kit off!"
    JL: "You sure?"
    JJ: "Jive Lad quit procrastinating and just get bare!"

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    Re: Lucky 7's - Bigger is better!

    Quote Originally Posted by JiveLad View Post
    Scene 1: The Garage.
    Mistress JayJay has just completed a new outfit for JiveLad

    JJ: "Now JiveLad it's time for you to try on your new outfit"
    JL: "Ooooh - it looks nice Mistress J. Did you use real leather?"
    JJ: "Only the best for you JiveLad"
    JL: "It looks quite sexy."
    JJ: "Yes - I'm feeling ready just looking at it. It's time for you to try it on."
    JL: "Now?"
    JJ: "Yes Jive Lad don't be shy. get your kit off!"
    JL: "You sure?"
    JJ: "Jive Lad quit procrastinating and just get bare!"
    JL puts the leather clothing on.
    JJ: "On second thoughts, take it off again! You looked better before!"
    JL: "You don't have to ask me twice! I can hardly breathe in this thing!"

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    Re: Lucky 7's - Bigger is better!

    Quote Originally Posted by frolicols View Post
    JL puts the leather clothing on.
    JJ: "On second thoughts, take it off again! You looked better before!"
    JL: "You don't have to ask me twice! I can hardly breathe in this thing!"
    JL takes off the outfit.
    JJ: You know a leather firemans uniform really doesn't work, especially in pink.
    JL: Well for a first effort it wasn't bad.
    JJ: It just didn't fit well in certain areas.
    JL: Well it does hearten me that you tried perhaps I should get some padding.

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    Re: Lucky 7's - Bigger is better!

    Quote Originally Posted by Jay Jay View Post
    JL takes off the outfit.
    JJ: You know a leather firemans uniform really doesn't work, especially in pink.
    JL: Well for a first effort it wasn't bad.
    JJ: It just didn't fit well in certain areas.
    JL: Well it does hearten me that you tried perhaps I should get some padding.
    JJ: All this work has made me rather peckish!
    JL: Well shall we have something to eat then?
    JJ: Yes, lets! I've not got much in though. Satsuma?

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    Re: Lucky 7's - Bigger is better!

    Quote Originally Posted by frolicols View Post
    JJ: All this work has made me rather peckish!
    JL: Well shall we have something to eat then?
    JJ: Yes, lets! I've not got much in though. Satsuma?
    JL: "Yes please"
    JJ: "How many do you want. I have a dozen"
    JL: "I will have ten - save one for Maxtress and one for Frolicols to put down his underpants"

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    Re: Lucky 7's - Bigger is better!

    Quote Originally Posted by JiveLad View Post
    JL: "Yes please"
    JJ: "How many do you want. I have a dozen"
    JL: "I will have ten - save one for Maxtress and one for Frolicols to put down his underpants"
    Frolicols walks in with a large lump in his pants

    JJ: Looks like he already has one in there!
    F: Has what?
    JL: Never mind! <Sniffs the air> Hang on?! Can you smell gas? I'm sure there's a strong smell of methane in here...

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    Re: Lucky 7's - Bigger is better!

    Quote Originally Posted by JiveLad View Post
    JL: "Yes please"
    JJ: "How many do you want. I have a dozen"
    JL: "I will have ten - save one for Maxtress and one for Frolicols to put down his underpants"
    Thanks JL itís nice of you to give me one, in fact you have not given me one for ages

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    Re: Lucky 7's - Bigger is better!

    Quote Originally Posted by Maxine View Post
    Thanks JL itís nice of you to give me one, in fact you have not given me one for ages
    .... too much information

    Quote Originally Posted by frolicols View Post
    Frolicols walks in with a large lump in his pants

    JJ: Looks like he already has one in there!
    F: Has what?
    JL: Never mind! <Sniffs the air> Hang on?! Can you smell gas? I'm sure there's a strong smell of methane in here...
    JJ: Oh that would be the fermenting satsuma peels...I have started to make my own wine, powerful stuff, can I tempt you?
    F: Okay, but can I have some wine first?
    JL:So where is Madmax?
    JJ:She'll be here soon she has promised to make us the meanest snack of all time, she wants to pack a lunchbox as good as you do.

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    Re: Lucky 7's - Bigger is better!

    Quote Originally Posted by Jay Jay View Post
    .... too much information



    JJ: Oh that would be the fermenting satsuma peels...I have started to make my own wine, powerful stuff, can I tempt you?
    F: Okay, but can I have some wine first?
    JL:So where is Madmax?
    JJ:She'll be here soon she has promised to make us the meanest snack of all time, she wants to pack a lunchbox as good as you do.
    Youíre very lucky Jay Jay cos Iíve never been treated to JLís lunchbox (just a nice juicy Satsuma and a little nibble on his banana. I imagine everything in it has been gently steamed

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    Re: Lucky 7's - Bigger is better!

    Quote Originally Posted by Maxine View Post
    You’re very lucky Jay Jay cos I’ve never been treated to JL’s lunchbox (just a nice juicy Satsuma and a little nibble on his banana. I imagine everything in it has been gently steamed
    Actually, he showed me his lunch box and boy was it packed I couldn't believe my eyes, after which I was the dampest I had ever been.... ( he had packed it with ice to keep cool and it was melting everywhere )

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    Re: Lucky 7's - Bigger is better!

    Quote Originally Posted by Jay Jay View Post
    Actually, he showed me his lunch box and boy was it packed I couldn't believe my eyes, after which I was the dampest I had ever been.... ( he had packed it with ice to keep cool and it was melting everywhere )
    Well that reminds me of the time Mildred showed me what was in her lunch box. She was a hungry gal -and I could see that everything was bursting to get out........so she beckoned me towards her - then she opened up and WHAM! her baps met me clean in the face. Never seen anything like it - they were a kind of Italian rustic variety and she had filled them with plenty of sausage meat and some creamy dressing to finish them off. Tasted nice when she shared them around.

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    Re: Lucky 7's - Bigger is better!

    Quote Originally Posted by JiveLad View Post
    Well that reminds me of the time Mildred showed me what was in her lunch box. She was a hungry gal -and I could see that everything was bursting to get out........so she beckoned me towards her - then she opened up and WHAM! her baps met me clean in the face. Never seen anything like it - they were a kind of Italian rustic variety and she had filled them with plenty of sausage meat and some creamy dressing to finish them off. Tasted nice when she shared them around.
    JL you really are a generous guy. You seem to share your lunchbox with most of the ladies. Just one word of advice ladies like a nice firm salami but spam just is not popular

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    Re: Lucky 7's - Bigger is better!

    Quote Originally Posted by Maxine View Post
    JL you really are a generous guy. You seem to share your lunchbox with most of the ladies. Just one word of advice ladies like a nice firm salami but spam just is not popular
    Can't wait to discuss JL with dear old aunty Mildred on Sunday, but I may wait until she has put her gin and tonic down otherwise there may be a little baptism going on when she pours it over my head

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