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I hear she buys her satsumas from the same satsuma dealers as me

When I see her next week do you think it would be impolite of me to ask her about her fling with JiveLad

Satsumas are great little healers ...or so I am told !!

[JiveLad]

I hear she buys her satsumas from the same satsuma dealers as me

When I see her next week do you think it would be impolite of me to ask her about her fling with JiveLad

'Fling'? Well for me it was the full enchilada. A spicy hot, racy and very tasty experience. (And that was just the snogging). And if I saw her again - well - I would hope we could rekindle our flame.

Satsumas are great little healers ...or so I am told !!

Yes - you're right. They are fruit equivalent of real sex.

[MarkW]

'Fling'? Well for me it was the full enchilada. A spicy hot, racy and very tasty experience. (And that was just the snogging). And if I saw her again - well - I would hope we could rekindle our flame.



Yes - you're right. They are fruit equivalent of real sex.

Your ex's oral hygiene was obviously good for you to remember the snogging so fondly.

[Jay Jay]

Your ex's oral hygiene was obviously good for you to remember the snogging so fondly.

She actually had a fetish for putting things in her ear ...word has it when anything was presented to put in her mouth she turned her head to the side but then again perhaps she relaxes more with JL

[JiveLad]

Your ex's oral hygiene was obviously good for you to remember the snogging so fondly.

Yes - that and her extra long tongue.......

She actually had a fetish for putting things in her ear ...word has it when anything was presented to put in her mouth she turned her head to the side but then again perhaps she relaxes more with JL

Yes - and generally she feels comfortable with the male sex; organ music though was of course her favourite way to relax.

[Maxine]

Yes - that and her extra long tongue.......



Yes - and generally she feels comfortable with the male sex; organ music though was of course her favourite way to relax.

No judging by what she writes on forum I think it email sex that she is more comfortable with

[JiveLad]

No judging by what she writes on forum I think it email sex that she is more comfortable with

Yeah - thing is - she told me in an email, that one of her hottest experiences was when she went round to Maxine's* and there were a couple of young men there ready, willing and more than able. Stories abound of fireman's hoses, satsumas being squeezed into all sorts of unusual places and all that kind of thing..............a den of debauchery in fact.



* Not sure if that is the same Maxine who graces our forum?

[Maxine]

Yeah - thing is - she told me in an email, that one of her hottest experiences was when she went round to Maxine's* and there were a couple of young men there ready, willing and more than able. Stories abound of fireman's hoses, satsumas being squeezed into all sorts of unusual places and all that kind of thing..............a den of debauchery in fact.



* Not sure if that is the same Maxine who graces our forum?

That remains a secret I’m afraid JL you will just have to draw your own conclusions

[Isis]

Yeah - thing is - she told me in an email, that one of her hottest experiences was when she went round to Maxine's* and there were a couple of young men there ready, willing and more than able. Stories abound of fireman's hoses, satsumas being squeezed into all sorts of unusual places and all that kind of thing..............a den of debauchery in fact.



* Not sure if that is the same Maxine who graces our forum

That remains a secret I’m afraid JL you will just have to draw your own conclusions

You mustn't put up with JL smearing your pure and innocent reputation Maxine.

[Jay Jay]

You mustn't put up with JL smearing your pure and innocent reputation Maxine.

Pure and innocent reputation........boy do you have the wrong Maxine ....but only on the dance floor you understand, after which she regains her composture and becomes the fluffy slippered, horlicks drinking housewife .......

[Maxine]

Pure and innocent reputation........boy do you have the wrong Maxine ....but only on the dance floor you understand, after which she regains her composture and becomes the fluffy slippered, horlicks drinking housewife .......

hanks for sharing all my private life with the forum world. The only problem is I don’t own a pair of slippers and the only horlicks I drink is yours, but your right about my dual life.

[Isis]

hanks for sharing all my private life with the forum world. The only problem is I don’t own a pair of slippers and the only horlicks I drink is yours, but your right about my dual life.

Wow, your exploits sound hair raising

[Maxine]

Wow, your exploits sound hair raising

And if only half of them were true Isis!

Rather than sparing the detail I think it’s more a case of embellishing the details

[Jay Jay]

And if only half of them were true Isis!

Rather than sparing the detail I think it’s more a case of embellishing the details

You mean they aren't true and it has all been a figment of my imagination...Fro in his fireman uniform, JL in the thong, MarkW in handcuffs and it all seemed so real ...I need an aspirin and better go lie down for a while

[Isis]

You mean they aren't true and it has all been a figment of my imagination...Fro in his fireman uniform, JL in the thong, MarkW in handcuffs and it all seemed so real ...I need an aspirin and better go lie down for a while

There, there. Don't get yourself in a spin

[JiveLad]

You mean they aren't true and it has all been a figment of my imagination...Fro in his fireman uniform, JL in the thong, MarkW in handcuffs and it all seemed so real ...I need an aspirin and better go lie down for a while

There, there. Don't get yourself in a spin

Well (ahem) although it pains me to say it (in a way) - my leopard skin thong was for real - as one of the Essex groupies got a photo of it at the Utopia Twisted events. I did ask for the photo to be deleted - not sure if she is keeping it for future blackmail........

[Jay Jay]

Well (ahem) although it pains me to say it (in a way) - my leopard skin thong was for real - as one of the Essex groupies got a photo of it at the Utopia Twisted events. I did ask for the photo to be deleted - not sure if she is keeping it for future blackmail........

I know your thong was for real, she has the picture framed in full glory hanging on the wall and she has even had matching panties made.

[JiveLad]

I know your thong was for real, she has the picture framed in full glory hanging on the wall and she has even had matching panties made.

[frolicols]

I know your thong was for real, she has the picture framed in full glory hanging on the wall and she has even had matching panties made.

That sounds very scary indeed. I'm not sure if I should be going to Camber now. I might go somewhere less deviant instead, like a Soho S&M club....

[JiveLad]

That sounds very scary indeed. I'm not sure if I should be going to Camber now. I might go somewhere less deviant instead, like a Soho S&M club....

Yes - the lady in question was teasing me quite a bit about it. Beware the Witches of East Essex...............

(Seriously though guys - can we move off the S&M topic for a change?
I mean there are lots of other things we could talk about.......such as.....)