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    Re: Lucky 7's - Bigger is better!

    Quote Originally Posted by JiveLad View Post
    And her muff let loose and fancy free to provide a warm and welcoming sanctuary to any upstanding gent who happened to be ready for..........
    a warm and cosy night with wine and candlelight, but then loosing his most favourite cufflet whilst Mildred undid his buttons was too much for him to bear
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    Re: Lucky 7's - Bigger is better!

    Quote Originally Posted by rubyred View Post
    a warm and cosy night with wine and candlelight, but then loosing his most favourite cufflet whilst Mildred undid his buttons was too much for him to bear


    Unfortunately now in her geriatric years instead of a warm, cosy but subtle grope it was more like a scuffle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maxine View Post
    Unfortunately now in her geriatric years instead of a warm, cosy but subtle grope it was more like a scuffle.
    Oh yes she let out a sciffle in disgust as she tried to pull him into her warm and cosy bed but she insisted he take off his socks first!...after all a girl's got standards you know
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    Re: Lucky 7's - Bigger is better!

    Quote Originally Posted by rubyred View Post
    Oh yes she let out a sciffle in disgust as she tried to pull him into her warm and cosy bed but she insisted he take off his socks first!...after all a girl's got standards you know
    He complained to her because she was fickle, one day she would like to see him dressed in nothing but his socks and a bright smile whilst others she would chastise him if he left his socks on, even her favourite ones with the Homer Simpson faces

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maxine View Post
    He complained to her because she was fickle, one day she would like to see him dressed in nothing but his socks and a bright smile whilst others she would chastise him if he left his socks on, even her favourite ones with the Homer Simpson faces
    The thoughts of him naked in his Homer Simpson facelets did nothing to tickle her fancy, she wanted great big beefcake nakedness or he'd never come up to her expectations.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rubyred View Post
    The thoughts of him naked in his Homer Simpson facelets did nothing to tickles her fancy, she wanted great big beefcake nakedness or he'd never come up to her expectations.
    Well if his Homer Simpson socks left her fancy untickled he would have to resort to plan B and show her his superman underpants

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maxine View Post
    Well if his Homer Simpson socks left her fancy untickled he would have to resort to plan B and show her his superman underpants
    I can't say I have come across these high fashion items, I am sure they will soon trickle down to the masses and be on sale in Asda or Morrisons soon!
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    Quote Originally Posted by rubyred View Post
    I can't say I have come across these high fashion items, I am sure they will soon trickle down to the masses and be on sale in Asda or Morrisons soon!
    Well the underpants come in one colour only and they are very skimpy to say the least - and because of the unusal design, they do tend to rub against your groin. If a woman were to wear them, she might end up with a sore red clit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JiveLad View Post
    Well the underpants come in one colour only and they are very skimpy to say the least - and because of the unusal design, they do tend to rub against your groin. If a woman were to wear them, she might end up with a sore red clit.
    Thank you, so much for your words of warning JL my friend Dick was trying to persuade me to try them but because of your words of advice I will not let Dick near me

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    Re: Lucky 7's - Bigger is better!

    Quote Originally Posted by Maxine View Post
    Thank you, so much for your words of warning JL my friend Dick was trying to persuade me to try them but because of your words of advice I will not let Dick near me
    I often wonder about the London dialect, words sometimes appear on this thread that make me come over all of a quiver ...... I sometimes need to get out the dictionary Maxine I am so glad you covered that last one
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    Re: Lucky 7's - Bigger is better!

    Quote Originally Posted by rubyred View Post
    I often wonder about the London dialect, words sometimes appear on this thread that make me come over all of a quiver ...... I sometimes need to get out the dictionary Maxine I am so glad you covered that last one
    I’m glad you tackled this issue of language and dialects, but unfortunately there is a flaw in your argument as the instigator of the word (JL) is not a Londoner but a northern boy ( we are far too refined here in London), but I will concede that maybe he has picked up some of our southern ways.

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    Re: Lucky 7's - Bigger is better!

    Quote Originally Posted by Maxine View Post
    I’m glad you tackled this issue of language and dialects, but unfortunately there is a flaw in your argument as the instigator of the word (JL) is not a Londoner but a northern boy ( we are far too refined here in London), but I will concede that maybe he has picked up some of our southern ways.
    Thank you for clearing that up Maxine but I think I just woke the whole street up when I cackled after reading this, and after I nearly chocked on me toast, spluttered out me tea [this computer will never forgive me] I said......in Victor Meldrew voice I don't believe it ...what in the name of bloody hell ...really...!!!!!
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    Re: Lucky 7's - Bigger is better!

    Quote Originally Posted by rubyred View Post
    Thank you for clearing that up Maxine but I think I just woke the whole street up when I cackled after reading this, and after I nearly chocked on me toast, spluttered out me tea [this computer will never forgive me] I said......in Victor Meldrew voice I don't believe it ...what in the name of bloody hell ...really...!!!!!


    Yes.........(and proud of my Yorkshire heritage). Well I hope you weren't wearing your stainless steel basque at the time because the noise would have been terrible - just like that time you wore it to the freestyle at the Wigan Casino when you clanked to the Bay City Rollers. As for me, I don't clank as much as I used to as young lad - as I let the ladies do most of the clanking. Off we go again......

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    Yes.........(and proud of my Yorkshire heritage). Well I hope you weren't wearing your stainless steel basque at the time because the noise would have been terrible - just like that time you wore it to the freestyle at the Wigan Casino when you clanked to the Bay City Rollers. As for me, I don't clank as much as I used to as young lad - as I let the ladies do most of the clanking. Off we go again......
    I have to say the Yorkshire MJ dance scene is really friendly, and I enjoy the Tango in Yorkshire too. But as for the Bay City Rollers I'm afraid I would have blanked them. I was more of Deep Purple, James Taylor and Edwin Starr girl myself. The famous Casino also closed down before I moved to Wigan, which was a shame, and it is still talked about with great affection amongst the Pie Eaters today.
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    Re: Lucky 7's - Bigger is better!

    Quote Originally Posted by rubyred View Post
    I have to say the Yorkshire MJ dance scene is really friendly, and I enjoy the Tango in Yorkshire too. But as for the Bay City Rollers I'm afraid I would have blanked them. I was more of Deep Purple, James Taylor and Edwin Starr girl myself. The famous Casino also closed down before I moved to Wigan, which was a shame, and it is still talked about with great affection amongst the Pie Eaters today.
    Just give me a blanket and David Bowie that'll do me just fine ...yup I's back and raring to go..

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    Re: Lucky 7's - Bigger is better!

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    Just give me a blanket and David Bowie that'll do me just fine ...yup I's back and raring to go..
    Welcome back mistress . Now, while I dig out my old David Bowie outfit, I must tidy the garage. The thought of hand cuffs in an untidy environment is simply untenable. Strict discipline demands order

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    Quote Originally Posted by MarkW View Post
    Welcome back mistress . Now, while I dig out my old David Bowie outfit, I must tidy the garage. The thought of hand cuffs in an untidy environment is simply untenable. Strict discipline demands order
    Absolutement mon ami...an elegant mistress such as myself must have tidy surroundings in order to get down to business. You can dress yourself in something akin to his 'Thin White Duke' period and that will certainly get the party off to a good start...............

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    Re: Lucky 7's - Bigger is better!

    Quote Originally Posted by Jay Jay View Post
    Absolutement mon ami...an elegant mistress such as myself must have tidy surroundings in order to get down to business. You can dress yourself in something akin to his 'Thin White Duke' period and that will certainly get the party off to a good start...............
    I agree that tidiness is very important but so is a gentle touch, you don’t want to replica the scratching with nails like the woman in China Girl

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    Re: Lucky 7's - Bigger is better!

    Quote Originally Posted by Maxine View Post
    I agree that tidiness is very important but so is a gentle touch, you don’t want to replica the scratching with nails like the woman in China Girl
    So okay.....a man that is tidy, very smartly dressed, can sing, dance, in need of a bit of discipline, knows when to be gentle and looks good in handcuffs will have my eternal attention

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    Re: Lucky 7's - Bigger is better!

    Quote Originally Posted by Jay Jay View Post
    So okay.....a man that is tidy, very smartly dressed, can sing, dance, in need of a bit of discipline, knows when to be gentle and looks good in handcuffs will have my eternal attention

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