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    Re: Lucky 7's - Bigger is better!

    Quote Originally Posted by MarkW View Post
    There was a feature on a phenomenon called the South Sea bubble which I read about in my favourite paper, the Tripoli Clarionand Advertiser.

    That doesn't really get us any further though. And the tide is rising, so with just a shout of "weigh anchor" to the customs official who nearly confiscated JL's leopard print posing pouch it is time to embark.
    Was not almost MarkW, they did! and that would not have been so bad but that was all JL was wearing at the time

    Never mind the trio lapped it up (Jay Jay Bubble and rubyred) and dinned out on that story for several days

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    Re: Lucky 7's - Bigger is better!

    Quote Originally Posted by Maxine View Post
    Was not almost MarkW, they did! and that would not have been so bad but that was all JL was wearing at the time

    Never mind the trio lapped it up (Jay Jay Bubble and rubyred) and dinned out on that story for several days
    Poor JL. I asked him for more detail and he confided that the procedure involved a body search, at one point involving a dilator - don't ask! I didn't dare to.

    It must have been quite an ordeal because, after going back round again for only three times, he'd had enough.

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    Re: Lucky 7's - Bigger is better!

    Quote Originally Posted by MarkW View Post
    Poor JL. I asked him for more detail and he confided that the procedure involved a body search, at one point involving a dilator - don't ask! I didn't dare to.

    It must have been quite an ordeal because, after going back round again for only three times, he'd had enough.
    Ah yes..........poor Jivelad had a less than cordial departure experience at the hands of the customs officials.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bubble View Post
    Ah yes..........poor Jivelad had a less than cordial departure experience at the hands of the customs officials.
    Well the first thing was my id - because I was not dressed in my usual garb: it went something like this:

    "Hello, hello, hello, who do you think you are then?"

    "I am JiveLad, 13th Duke of St. Albans, International Playboy of ill-repute (retired) and purveyor of mildly entertaining fare......."

    Guffaws "Not possible!! He is in Monte Carlo or Macau or Las Vegas. Now young man. Are you Jive Lad or is the pope not a Catholic?"

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    Re: Lucky 7's - Bigger is better!

    Quote Originally Posted by JiveLad View Post
    Well the first thing was my id - because I was not dressed in my usual garb: it went something like this:

    "Hello, hello, hello, who do you think you are then?"

    "I am JiveLad, 13th Duke of St. Albans, International Playboy of ill-repute (retired) and purveyor of mildly entertaining fare......."

    Guffaws "Not possible!! He is in Monte Carlo or Macau or Las Vegas. Now young man. Are you Jive Lad or is the pope not a Catholic?"
    well one has to wonder about the Pope these days but I hear the retired playboy of St Albans was quite a l'adonis in his day perhaps he is here reminds me of a song..they seek him here they seek him there, I haven't seen El Duce for too long a time
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    Re: Lucky 7's - Bigger is better!

    Quote Originally Posted by rubyred View Post
    well one has to wonder about the Pope these days but I hear the retired playboy of St Albans was quite a l'adonis in his day perhaps he is here reminds me of a song..they seek him here they seek him there, I haven't seen El Duce for too long a time
    I have it on quite good authority that back in his day JL was a male model for underwear, specialising in the leopard print thongs. He may not of been Londons answer to Beau Brummell, but he was quite a superstar in St Albans

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    Re: Lucky 7's - Bigger is better!

    Quote Originally Posted by Maxine View Post
    I have it on quite good authority that back in his day JL was a male model for underwear, specialising in the leopard print thongs. He may not of been Londons answer to Beau Brummell, but he was quite a superstar in St Albans
    Oh yes! I remember one of his catwalk appearances very well. A couple of Chinese ladies liked him so much they pelted him with Noodles. I think they wanted him to be the meat in their meal!

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    Re: Lucky 7's - Bigger is better!

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    Oh yes! I remember one of his catwalk appearances very well. A couple of Chinese ladies liked him so much they pelted him with Noodles. I think they wanted him to be the meat in their meal!
    Yes I think he called himself 'Poodles galore'........
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    Re: Lucky 7's - Bigger is better!

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    Yes I think he called himself 'Poodles galore'........
    Enough of the doggy style talk! Let's go for a ride on one of the pedalos available for hire.

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    Re: Lucky 7's - Bigger is better!

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    Enough of the doggy style talk! Let's go for a ride on one of the pedalos available for hire.
    Yes - oooh.....look over there. Some Ceroc Cougars lying down in their usual fashion, ready to entice their prey, with legs splayed apart.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by JiveLad View Post
    Yes - oooh.....look over there. Some Ceroc Cougars lying down in their usual fashion, ready to entice their prey, with legs splayed apart.....
    With the introductions of Cougars does this mean there will be even more players on the dance floor .........
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    Re: Lucky 7's - Bigger is better!

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    With the introductions of Cougars does this mean there will be even more players on the dance floor .........
    I suspect that, that could be the answer to all his prayers

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    Re: Lucky 7's - Bigger is better!

    Quote Originally Posted by Maxine View Post
    I suspect that, that could be the answer to all his prayers
    I did wonder if his fine November tan was due to a respray, but it turned out he had just sparred with Kristina Rihanoff. At least I think that's what he meant when he said she'd rubbed off on him.

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    Re: Lucky 7's - Bigger is better!

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    I did wonder if his fine November tan was due to a respray, but it turned out he had just sparred with Kristina Rihanoff. At least I think that's what he meant when he said she'd rubbed off on him.
    I do know for a fact that he has had what we call the Essex Glow, sprayed about his person you have to be very careful with the spray tan look it can be a bit orange or sometimes can look a bit patchy, where it gets rubbed.

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    Re: Lucky 7's - Bigger is better!

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    I do know for a fact that he has had what we call the Essex Glow, sprayed about his person you have to be very careful with the spray tan look it can be a bit orange or sometimes can look a bit patchy, where it gets rubbed.
    Hmmm ... looking a bit orange ... maybe not ... but looking like a satsuma Do you need to wear special diapers while the spray tan dries or do you go au naturel?

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    Re: Lucky 7's - Bigger is better!

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    Hmmm ... looking a bit orange ... maybe not ... but looking like a satsuma Do you need to wear special diapers while the spray tan dries or do you go au naturel?
    Last time I was forced to go au naturel.

    Some raiders entered the locker room while I was gone and stole all my possesions.

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    Re: Lucky 7's - Bigger is better!

    Quote Originally Posted by Bubble View Post
    Last time I was forced to go au naturel.

    Some raiders entered the locker room while I was gone and stole all my possesions.
    Well I arrived at the conclusion a while ago that au naturel is just not for me. I never say no to few little enhancements (strictly non surgical my assets are all my own)

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