Undercover deep-field agent Bardster reporting
Deepest darkest Yorkshire Wednesday 26 Nov 03
Upon opening my "Top Secret - For Your Eyes Only" missive this morning, I note the ongoing investigation for the missing Wigglers. There are quite a few under observation at the moment in my operative area, but none who match said description.
May I assure you Sir, that I will be extremely observant and diligent in this matter and should said degenerates infiltrate into Yorkshire, I will ring the Ster-phone and contact you immediately.
Bardster - Agent WAW (wiggle-a*se worm)
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