Page 1 of 2 12 LastLast
Results 1 to 20 of 39

Thread: The unattached males thread.

  1. #1
    Registered User
    Join Date
    Oct 2003
    Location
    Southampton
    Posts
    6,709
    Rep Power
    13

    The unattached males thread.

    So, here you go lads: which one do YOU fancy?


  2. #2
    Registered User
    Join Date
    Feb 2004
    Location
    Inverness for now
    Posts
    1,863
    Rep Power
    11

    Re: The unattached males thread.

    Shame I'm attached

    The avon lady has made a killing at it though
    Last edited by pmjd; 10th-March-2009 at 01:45 PM. Reason: taking away the punchline

  3. #3
    Registered User
    Join Date
    Oct 2003
    Location
    Southampton
    Posts
    6,709
    Rep Power
    13

    Re: The unattached males thread.

    Ahhh! Don't give it away too soon!!

  4. #4
    Registered User
    Join Date
    Feb 2004
    Location
    Inverness for now
    Posts
    1,863
    Rep Power
    11

    Re: The unattached males thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by Barry Shnikov View Post
    Ahhh! Don't give it away too soon!!
    I took it back, was still in time to edit out the punchline

  5. #5
    Registered User
    Join Date
    Oct 2003
    Location
    Southampton
    Posts
    6,709
    Rep Power
    13

    Re: The unattached males thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by pmjd View Post
    I took it back, was still in time to edit out the punchline
    OK!!! Dude!

    Good deal.

    And the Avon lady comment is a cracker!

  6. #6
    Registered User
    Join Date
    Sep 2006
    Location
    South
    Posts
    5,424
    Blog Entries
    22
    Rep Power
    11

    Re: The unattached males thread.

    Good luck with that lot Barry!

  7. #7
    Registered User
    Join Date
    Oct 2003
    Location
    Southampton
    Posts
    6,709
    Rep Power
    13

    Re: The unattached males thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by Gav View Post
    Good luck with that lot Barry!
    Oh, you didn't go then?

  8. #8
    Registered User
    Join Date
    Sep 2006
    Location
    South
    Posts
    5,424
    Blog Entries
    22
    Rep Power
    11

    Re: The unattached males thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by Barry Shnikov View Post
    Oh, you didn't go then?
    Are you kidding? I sold 3 and made a fortune .

    Is it just me, or does the one on the left in the second pic look like Terry Jones?

  9. #9
    Papa Smurf
    Join Date
    Jan 2002
    Location
    Planet Scathe
    Posts
    12,528
    Blog Entries
    6
    Rep Power
    18

    Re: The unattached males thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by Gav View Post
    Are you kidding? I sold 3 and made a fortune .

    Is it just me, or does the one on the left in the second pic look like Terry Jones?
    it's remarkable

  10. #10
    Registered User
    Join Date
    Oct 2003
    Location
    Southampton
    Posts
    6,709
    Rep Power
    13

    Re: The unattached males thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by Gav View Post
    Are you kidding? I sold 3 and made a fortune .

    Is it just me, or does the one on the left in the second pic look like Terry Jones?
    "She's not a bride; she's a very NAUGHTY girl!"

  11. #11
    Registered User
    Join Date
    Oct 2003
    Location
    Southampton
    Posts
    6,709
    Rep Power
    13

    Re: The unattached males thread.

    I like the bit about 'not allowing the girls to go to discos'.

    It's probably just as well. Any disco I've been to, that would have caused a male stampede for the exit...

  12. #12
    Papa Smurf
    Join Date
    Jan 2002
    Location
    Planet Scathe
    Posts
    12,528
    Blog Entries
    6
    Rep Power
    18

    Re: The unattached males thread.

    I also assume they don't normally wear make up. Normally girls try make up from the age of 3 and it looks like these girls have that level of skill

  13. #13
    Registered User
    Join Date
    Oct 2003
    Location
    Southampton
    Posts
    6,709
    Rep Power
    13

    Re: The unattached males thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by Dreadful Scathe View Post
    I also assume they don't normally wear make up. Normally girls try make up from the age of 3 and it looks like these girls have that level of skill
    Maybe male 'romas' like their brides to look like Looby-loo on acid.


  14. #14
    Registered User Isis's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2006
    Location
    Glasgow
    Posts
    1,398
    Rep Power
    9

    Re: The unattached males thread.

    I've heard it said that every girl turns into her Mother. That does not bode well for the poor girl in the second picture.

  15. #15
    Papa Smurf
    Join Date
    Jan 2002
    Location
    Planet Scathe
    Posts
    12,528
    Blog Entries
    6
    Rep Power
    18

    Re: The unattached males thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by Isis View Post
    I've heard it said that every girl turns into her Mother. That does not bode well for the poor girl in the second picture.
    Thats a damn cheek Isis, thats her Father

  16. #16
    Forum Bombshell - Our Queen! Lory's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2003
    Location
    North London
    Posts
    9,918
    Blog Entries
    2
    Rep Power
    17

    Re: The unattached males thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by Dreadful Scathe View Post
    Thats a damn cheek Isis, thats her Father
    MODERATOR AT YOUR SERVICE
    "If you're going to do something tonight, that you know you'll be sorry for in the morning, plan a lie in." Lorraine

  17. #17
    Dickie Davies' love-child Cruella's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2004
    Location
    Rugby
    Posts
    6,159
    Rep Power
    13

    Re: The unattached males thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by Barry Shnikov View Post
    So, here you go lads: which one do YOU fancy?

    Humour at someone's expense because they are less than perfect! I'm surprised at you Barry!

















    You read the Mail!!!

  18. #18
    Registered User Isis's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2006
    Location
    Glasgow
    Posts
    1,398
    Rep Power
    9

    Re: The unattached males thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by Dreadful Scathe View Post
    Thats a damn cheek Isis, thats her Father
    Phew, panic over. If that's the father I'm sure the Mother must be gorgeous!

  19. #19
    Registered User
    Join Date
    Oct 2003
    Location
    Southampton
    Posts
    6,709
    Rep Power
    13

    Re: The unattached males thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by Cruella View Post
    You read the Mail!!!
    No, no!

    But I have iGoogle set up on my machine and alerts me about UK news and I click the top article, which is sometimes from the Mail. Can't remember what it was today, but while there I noticed the flash about gypsy brides for sale.

    Well, I remember Maureen O'Hara playing the gypsy in The hunchback of Notre-Dame (not to mention the catfight in From Russia with love )so I thought, slurp, I'll have some of that!!

    Imagine my disappointment...

  20. #20
    Registered User stewart38's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2003
    Location
    Ambrosden it gets
    Posts
    7,480
    Rep Power
    13

    Re: The unattached males thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by Gav View Post
    Are you kidding? I sold 3 and made a fortune .
    I sold 4 sets of new teeth

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)

Similar Threads

  1. Grumpy old (or otherwise) women's thread
    By Twirly in forum Chit Chat
    Replies: 112
    Last Post: 17th-December-2007, 02:04 PM
  2. Half a thread disappearing
    By Sheepman in forum Forum technical problems / Questions / Suggestions..
    Replies: 3
    Last Post: 19th-August-2003, 11:54 AM
  3. The Chicklet, Wendy and Dave free thread!!
    By TheTramp in forum Chit Chat
    Replies: 76
    Last Post: 9th-May-2003, 06:07 PM

Tags for this Thread

Bookmarks

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •