In a land far, far away, many years ago, (P.FC. - that's pre-filthycute). I had occasion to find myself in a nightclub in Cheltenham .
While stood at the bar a young lady came bouncing up to me, slapped me on the ass and said "It's my birthday today and I've left my purse at home, will you buy me a drink?!"
Now being someone who's been described as "...being so tight fisted he only breathes in...." I thought, "the damned impertinence of the young harlet...." and proceeded to tell said female to "Hit the road Jack..." in a butch, macho, I don't need any woman type of way.
I later found out that it was her birthday and she had left her purse at home.............
I felt bad:sorry :sorry
p.s i didn't feel that bad though, I still didn't buy her a drink....ha ha ha!!!
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