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    Re: Never ending story

    Quote Originally Posted by jeanie View Post
    'I'd prefer a strawberry one please'
    Life seemed to be becoming very normal, serviing tea and tarts, thinking of buying a new property, it still seemed a bit strange that he was still sitting in red knickers and she in her black catsuit and gimp mask

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    Re: Never ending story

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    Life seemed to be becoming very normal, serviing tea and tarts, thinking of buying a new property, it still seemed a bit strange that he was still sitting in red knickers and she in her black catsuit and gimp mask
    'All the more easy to wipe clean my dear' he said

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    'All the more easy to wipe clean my dear' he said
    She grunted a short reply, because she was engrossed in a fetish book she had found in his bedside cabinet, It was filling her head with very impure thoughts indeed, such as....

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    She grunted a short reply, because she was engrossed in a fetish book she had found in his bedside cabinet, It was filling her head with very impure thoughts indeed, such as....

    ........having sex with a tree........is that really possible ? Well plenty of scope for that one on a pig farm in Wales. So that is number one on the list.....

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    Re: Never ending story

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    ........having sex with a tree........is that really possible ? Well plenty of scope for that one on a pig farm in Wales. So that is number one on the list.....
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    "That will add new meaning to the phrase; 'I love Yew' , she mused....

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    "That will add new meaning to the phrase; 'I love Yew' , she mused....
    Let's hope it doesn't leave her feeling like a 'Weeping Willow' though........and then there is number two for the list sex 'al fresco', nothing wrong with that she thought might be a bit chilly will have to make it quite vigorous...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jay Jay View Post
    Let's hope it doesn't leave her feeling like a 'Weeping Willow' though........and then there is number two for the list sex 'al fresco', nothing wrong with that she thought might be a bit chilly will have to make it quite vigorous...
    "But if it's too cold he won't be able to rise to the occasion", she thought, "maybe the barn will be a more appropriate, but then there might be distractions, all those pigs and sheep ! Oh bother, why am I jealous of animals? They are no threat really, or are they?. I will have to..........

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    Re: Never ending story

    Quote Originally Posted by Swinging bee View Post
    "But if it's too cold he won't be able to rise to the occasion", she thought, "maybe the barn will be a more appropriate, but then there might be distractions, all those pigs and sheep ! Oh bother, why am I jealous of animals? They are no threat really, or are they?. I will have to..........
    do it up against the weeping willow instead, stand firm, hold on tight and hope the cold doesn't affect matters, she then realised..............
    if you love the life you live then you'll get a lot more done

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    do it up against the weeping willow instead, stand firm, hold on tight and hope the cold doesn't affect matters, she then realised..............
    ...that if the animals were watching, that covered number three on the list, exhibitionism, so that killed two birds with one stone

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    Re: Never ending story

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    ...that if the animals were watching, that covered number three on the list, exhibitionism, so that killed two birds with one stone
    The more she read the more her mind raced, then the spell was shattered as her husband said " Ive got something for you" she turned round and saw.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jay Jay View Post
    ...that if the animals were watching, that covered number three on the list, exhibitionism, so that killed two birds with one stone
    .............he was standing with a big grin holding a ...........

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    Re: Never ending story

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    .............he was standing with a big grin holding a ...........


    A big box with the word 'Tools' on it, he put his hand inside and said "How do like this?" and pulled out........

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    A big box with the word 'Tools' on it, he put his hand inside and said "How do like this?" and pulled out........
    ...........see had never seen such a big one...'Gosh, you could do damage with that!' she said....

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    ...........see had never seen such a big one...'Gosh, you could do damage with that!' she said....
    "Yes," he said as he walked towards her with an evil grin on his face, "This is the best one I haver ever come accross, I just had to have it in my collection, would you like to see it in action ?"
    With that he ........

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    "Yes," he said as he walked towards her with an evil grin on his face, "This is the best one I haver ever come accross, I just had to have it in my collection, would you like to see it in action ?"
    With that he ........
    ...he amazed her with his technique, he was so good at this, obviously very skilled. She hadn't quite realised how adaptable it could be........

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    ...he amazed her with his technique, he was so good at this, obviously very skilled. She hadn't quite realised how adaptable it could be........
    With all those good, good ,good vibrations, classic tune

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    With all those good, good ,good vibrations, classic tune
    ...it definitely gave her the sweetest feeling(another good tune) , it just came so naturally to him...

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    ...it definitely gave her the sweetest feeling(another good tune) , it just came so naturally to him...
    Then suddenly, a catastrophic power failure returned her to a state of full awareness, what a time to have a ' Non Duracell ' moment !
    She said to her husband who had a guilty look on his face.." What else have you got to surprise me with?"
    " Aha I have just the thing......."

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    Then suddenly, a catastrophic power failure returned her to a state of full awareness, what a time to have a ' Non Duracell ' moment !
    She said to her husband who had a guilty look on his face.." What else have you got to surprise me with?"
    " Aha I have just the thing......."
    ....a candle is what we need first and foremost....I kept it from the convent...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jay Jay View Post
    ....a candle is what we need first and foremost....I kept it from the convent...
    "Oh no you don't," she said, "What I want ,is the real thing ! and I want it NOW"
    "That might be a bit of a problem" he replied. " You see I have run out of Viagra and........."

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