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    Re: Never ending story

    Quote Originally Posted by rubyred View Post
    but the cold showers that the Mother superior made us have the next morning following the late candlelight visits of the judge and the vicar were too much for the holy orders of the day, so I decided to.....
    Speak directly to mother Superior and tell her straight if she wants me to help her with her candles then I will have to be let off the cold showers so she said

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    Re: Never ending story

    Quote Originally Posted by Maxine View Post
    Speak directly to mother Superior and tell her straight if she wants me to help her with her candles then I will have to be let off the cold showers so she said
    ..."You have to earn your privileges here my girl", she said "So if you don't want cold showers I will tell you what I want you to do for me......"

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    Re: Never ending story

    Quote Originally Posted by rubyred View Post
    but the cold showers that the Mother superior made us have the next morning following the late candlelight visits of the judge and the vicar were too much for the holy orders of the day, so I decided to.....
    " Create a story that I preffered the company of ladies. but that got me into trouble with Sister Dyker who......
    Last edited by Swinging bee; 8th-January-2009 at 11:02 AM. Reason: oops too late with this one , now out of sinc........

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    Re: Never ending story

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    " Create a story that I preffered the company of ladies. but that got me into trouble with Sister Dyker who......
    found out I was giving her a bad name and she was hoping to become the first female Pope..........

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    Re: Never ending story

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    found out I was giving her a bad name and she was hoping to become the first female Pope..........


    But sadly she missed out on her appointment to the post because of her dirty habits. So.....

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    Re: Never ending story

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    But sadly she missed out on her appointment to the post because of her dirty habits. So.....
    It was back to those damned candles

    "So." said our heroine, " do you know for sure if my brother in law has mole on his bum or not? I really need to get this sorted."
    " I never saw one, he does however have a small tattoo on the top of his thigh, I think it's a........

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    Re: Never ending story

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    It was back to those damned candles

    "So." said our heroine, " do you know for sure if my brother in law has mole on his bum or not? I really need to get this sorted."
    " I never saw one, he does however have a small tattoo on the top of his thigh, I think it's a........
    I think itís of a troll; he always had a fascination with them I think it stems fromÖ

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    Re: Never ending story

    Quote Originally Posted by Maxine View Post
    I think itís of a troll; he always had a fascination with them I think it stems fromÖ
    ..his childhood. He was always dressing up and continued to do so in his adult life, which I am no doubt sure you are aware of.

    "Well", our heroine said, there's only one way to find out. "I'll just have to get to sleep with my brother in law to find out if he has the mole and that will settle the whole matter." "Actually, on reflection...this could be fun!!!
    I think i'll .....

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    Re: Never ending story

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    ..his childhood. He was always dressing up and continued to do so in his adult life, which I am no doubt sure you are aware of.

    "Well", our heroine said, there's only one way to find out. "I'll just have to get to sleep with my brother in law to find out if he has the mole and that will settle the whole matter." "Actually, on reflection...this could be fun!!!
    I think i'll .....
    ....go to church tomorrow morning.
    I will secrete myself in the vestry and watch when he changes into his robes.
    See if I can spot the mole or clock the troll.

    If not I will let myself be seduced on a hassock.

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    Re: Never ending story

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    ....go to church tomorrow morning.
    I will secrete myself in the vestry and watch when he changes into his robes.
    See if I can spot the mole or clock the troll.

    If not I will let myself be seduced on a hassock.
    That night she slept fitfully, her mind full of what she was going to do in the morning. She got up early slipping quietly out of bed, she paused momentarily to look at her sleeping husband, seeking the mole she couldn't see it!
    Her mind was racing, she picked up her husbands trousers from the chair by his bedside and in the pocket she found........

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    Re: Never ending story

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    That night she slept fitfully, her mind full of what she was going to do in the morning. She got up early slipping quietly out of bed, she paused momentarily to look at her sleeping husband, seeking the mole she couldn't see it!
    Her mind was racing, she picked up her husbands trousers from the chair by his bedside and in the pocket she found........
    All this talk of priests, nuns and vestries made me think this is no place for a Jewish girl, especially one with a penchant for candles (and even more especially novelty ones). So maybe I should.....

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    Re: Never ending story

    Quote Originally Posted by Maxine View Post
    All this talk of priests, nuns and vestries made me think this is no place for a Jewish girl, especially one with a penchant for candles (and even more especially novelty ones). So maybe I should.....
    Run up to my attic and vent my frustrations and confusion out on the....

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    Re: Never ending story

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    Run up to my attic and vent my frustrations and confusion out on the....
    Letter she had found in the trousers from her husband to his brother by putting it through the shredder ,( it vibrates quite a lot!)
    The letter in which he had asked him to...

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    Re: Never ending story

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    Letter she had found in the trousers from her husband to his brother by putting it through the shredder ,( it vibrates quite a lot!)
    The letter in which he had asked him to...
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    Have his identical left cheek mole removed!!!

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    Have his identical left cheek mole removed!!!
    Her head was really in a spin now , her mind raced from the implications of it all, heightened by the vibrations of the industrial shredder, she switched it off, it's work done.
    Now she must get her husband together with his twin and see just who was who !
    "A little temptation" she though, " is what I need, I know what turns my husband on and I bet it's the same for his twin!" So she went downstairs pcked up the telephone and.......

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    Her head was really in a spin now , her mind raced from the implications of it all, heightened by the vibrations of the industrial shredder, she switched it off, it's work done.
    Now she must get her husband together with his twin and see just who was who !
    "A little temptation" she though, " is what I need, I know what turns my husband on and I bet it's the same for his twin!" So she went downstairs pcked up the telephone and.......
    called her brother in law inviting him to a very discreet lingerie party she was having, she knew he wouldn't be able to resist the chance to have fondle of some pure silk french knickers, in every colour.............

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    Re: Never ending story

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    called her brother in law inviting him to a very discreet lingerie party she was having, she knew he wouldn't be able to resist the chance to have fondle of some pure silk french knickers, in every colour.............
    especially red!

    He sounded surprised, saying he had to see a man about a dog collar, but that he would try to arrive before 10pm.

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    especially red!

    He sounded surprised, saying he had to see a man about a dog collar, but that he would try to arrive before 10pm...........

    10pm came and went 10.15 still no sign..............

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    Re: Never ending story

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    10pm came and went 10.15 still no sign..............
    The Ann Summers rep was wanting to be off....

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    The Ann Summers rep was wanting to be off....
    ...she was bending over putting all the sex toys on their stands when finally.....

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