On hearing this Mr silver lurex took flight, "Damn, history repeats itself"he said to himself.
Meanwhlle, our couple are locked in a passionate embrace, he squeezed her so hard that the remaining contents of the cat suit started to ooze from various places...."Ooooh" he said ,"you are pleased to see me" .as the mixture started to soak into his silk pants......
" I'm not staying here on my own." she said So she followed him back to the room ,on the way she noticed Andy Mc Gregor in the chalet next door. " I wonder what he's up to ?" she thought.......
She went into her own chalet, where her husband was disrobing, she noiced the size of his......
"First thing though, my darling husband, you have to extricate me from this rancid cat suit, I'm not sure about the best way to do it!"
He finished putting his underware into a bowl of soapy water, he turned and stood before her, naked as the day he was born, then he said" I have a cunning plan..........."
All a very weired dream. She opened her eyes and viewed her familiar surroundings, her husband fast asleep beside her, her clothes were folded neatly over a bedroom chair, her husbands clothes, as always, were where he stepped out of them,on the floor. All was normal.
But it had all seemed so very real, what a very strange dream, " I wonder," she thought, Did it all have some meaning? Maybe......
She quietly got dressed, left a note for her sleeping husband and made her way to the local library, just a brisk walk away. Troughout the journey her head was filled with all that had seemed so real in her dream. she wasn't even quite sure just where to start.
At the library she spoke to a lady at the desk explaining her quest, she was directed to an appropriate section where a book caught her eye. She took it out and at that moment a rather odd lady dressed in hippy type clothes spoke to her, she said. " I see you have taken out my book, perhaps I can help you...."
"A modern jive teacher, got to get my head right first and I think you can help me. I see on the cover of the book you deal with past life regression, Well how about it ?,now, here ,over there in a quiet corner. Let's see if you can get to the truth......"
With that, the woman said " Ok I'm up for it, " Secretly she thought that 'this is going to be very juicy'.......So over into the little recesss they went but failed to see the gentleman sitting on the other side of the divide....
With the therapist deeply into her work the whole story began to unfold, every detail of the dream came out, no stone was left unturned...All the while ,the evesdropper listened intently, making notes as he went along. But unfortunate for him the lurid details started to have an effect, and coupled with the viagra pill from the night before created a considerable swelling in his trousers!
Just then, some schoolgirls came in and started going through the books on either side of him, one of them asked him to move so she could reach a book behind him........
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