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    Re: Never ending story

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    "Oh no you don't," she said, "What I want ,is the real thing ! and I want it NOW"
    "That might be a bit of a problem" he replied. " You see I have run out of Viagra and........."
    ...well lucky I have my own supply......how long does it take to take effect?

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    Re: Never ending story

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    ...well lucky I have my own supply......how long does it take to take effect?

    "Not too long, I'm sure I could find something to keep me going!" She went to a drawer and took out some viagra, handed them to him and said " Take plenty of water ,I don't want you to get it stuck in your throat or you will end up with a stiff neck."....
    So he took the pill and whilst waiting she kept her "motor running" by.........

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    Re: Never ending story

    Quote Originally Posted by Swinging bee View Post
    "Not too long, I'm sure I could find something to keep me going!" She went to a drawer and took out some viagra, handed them to him and said " Take plenty of water ,I don't want you to get it stuck in your throat or you will end up with a stiff neck."....
    So he took the pill and whilst waiting she kept her "motor running" by.........
    ...getting on the high way, looking for adventure and whatever came her way, she said 'hey baby anything can happen', as she took the world in a love embrace, she filled all her guns at once and floated off into space, she was a true natures child, who was just born to be wild but when she heard heavy metal thunder.....
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    Re: Never ending story

    Quote Originally Posted by rubyred View Post
    ...getting on the high way, looking for adventure and whatever came her way, she said 'hey baby anything can happen', as she took the world in a love embrace, she filled all her guns at once and floated off into space, she was a true natures child, who was just born to be wild but when she heard heavy metal thunder.....
    With a start, she opened her eyes to see someone in a crotchless suit of armour walking towards her, her eyes dropped to below the waist and "Oh my god, look at the size of that" she mused..
    This was new territory for her indeed, she remained transfixed at the sight of......

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    Re: Never ending story

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    With a start, she opened her eyes to see someone in a crotchless suit of armour walking towards her, her eyes dropped to below the waist and "Oh my god, look at the size of that" she mused..
    This was new territory for her indeed, she remained transfixed at the sight of......

    ....how big his gauntlet was..........he must have very big hands....

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    Re: Never ending story

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    ....how big his gauntlet was..........he must have very big hands....
    He did indeed have a big digit, he got it through all that training at the tiddlywinks club many years ago. The truth is, the "Winking tiddlers" as they were known was just a front. In reality it was an exclusive club for those people of doubtful sexual persuasion to get together and dress up in all manner of garb and live out their fantasies.
    As he strode towards her he threw down his gaunlet and said ," let's see if you can......."
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    Re: Never ending story

    Quote Originally Posted by Swinging bee View Post
    He did indeed have a big digit, he got it through all that training at the tiddlywinks club many years ago. The truth is, the "Winking tiddlers" as they were known was just a front. In reality it was an exclusive club for those people of doubtful sexual persuasion to get together and dress up in all manner of garb and live out their fantasies.
    As he strode towards her he threw down his gaunlet and said ," let's see if you can......."
    ...pick it up for me, I sort of dropped it and can't really bend down in the armour....but that was just a ruse

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    Re: Never ending story

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    ...pick it up for me, I sort of dropped it and can't really bend down in the armour....but that was just a ruse
    She knew exactly what he meant but could she stand the heady mixture of cold steel and hot bodily parts on her........

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    Re: Never ending story

    Quote Originally Posted by Swinging bee View Post
    She knew exactly what he meant but could she stand the heady mixture of cold steel and hot bodily parts on her........
    Reminded her of her days when she was a member of Sealed Knot and would go to those exciting sexy battle re-enactments but what really excited her were the after battle parties where .

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    Re: Never ending story

    Quote Originally Posted by Maxine View Post
    Reminded her of her days when she was a member of Sealed Knot and would go to those exciting sexy battle re-enactments but what really excited her were the after battle parties where .
    ..everyone compared the size of their gauntlets and helmets.........

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    Re: Never ending story

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    ..everyone compared the size of their gauntlets and helmets.........
    Then the unexpected!, Fifi, the french maid entered the room with her little box of cleaning stuffs , polishes and a big feather duster. She stopped momentarily as she approached the bizarre scene, and then she said.....

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    Re: Never ending story

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    Then the unexpected!, Fifi, the french maid entered the room with her little box of cleaning stuffs , polishes and a big feather duster. She stopped momentarily as she approached the bizarre scene, and then she said.....
    She could see they were a bit rusty so she gave them all a good oiling...

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    Re: Never ending story

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    She could see they were a bit rusty so she gave them all a good oiling...
    ''hello hello''said Fifi ''w I have added the oil I don't want to see any more cranky moves''ust then the French policeman said in his strong and heavy French accent ''I am just pacing through'' but wondered if she would keep dancing with him after that little fracas before, he turned around and saw the.......
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    Re: Never ending story

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    ''hello hello''said Fifi ''w I have added the oil I don't want to see any more cranky moves''ust then the French policeman said in his strong and heavy French accent ''I am just pacing through'' but wondered if she would keep dancing with him after that little fracas before, he turned around and saw the.......
    The armour was coming off, the oil having done it's job, there was much writhing , pulling , cursing and finally the last piece came off witha clang.
    It was the then that the red silk ladies underware he was wearing was exposed for all to see!
    "Well" he said, "can we continue?" "No", his wife said ,I have gone off the boil. I'm going out for a dance to work off my frustrations" and with that she....

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    Re: Never ending story

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    The armour was coming off, the oil having done it's job, there was much writhing , pulling , cursing and finally the last piece came off witha clang.
    It was the then that the red silk ladies underware he was wearing was exposed for all to see!
    "Well" he said, "can we continue?" "No", his wife said ,I have gone off the boil. I'm going out for a dance to work off my frustrations" and with that she....
    she went straight to Camber where there was a weekender going on.........

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    Re: Never ending story

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    she went straight to Camber where there was a weekender going on.........
    On the jouney she felt great excitement and was full of expectations for the coming weekend .
    On her arrival at the booking in desk she saw several of her friends in the queue from the forum, but she was a little puzzled as to the somewhat racey and even ,a little kinky, garb they were wearing! "Oh my goodness," she thought. " have I got the right weekend? just what sort of event is this?" With that ,she turned round and saw......? She thought "what is she doing here?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Swinging bee View Post
    On the jouney she felt great excitement and was full of expectations for the coming weekend .
    On her arrival at the booking in desk she saw several of her friends in the queue from the forum, but she was a little puzzled as to the somewhat racey and even ,a little kinky, garb they were wearing! "Oh my goodness," she thought. " have I got the right weekend? just what sort of event is this?" With that ,she turned round and saw......? She thought "what is she doing here?"
    Her sister in law was there in full kinky regalia............it was not a 'Ceroc' weekender is was a 'Cecoc' one a new form of dancing...........

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    Re: Never ending story

    Quote Originally Posted by Jay Jay View Post
    Her sister in law was there in full kinky regalia............it was not a 'Ceroc' weekender is was a 'Cecoc' one a new form of dancing...........
    ...called The Conga. The thing about this dance, explained a fellow forumite, is that you need to all be the same height in your paticular conga. Plus the women need to wear.....

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    Re: Never ending story

    Quote Originally Posted by Astro View Post
    ...called The Conga. The thing about this dance, explained a fellow forumite, is that you need to all be the same height in your paticular conga. Plus the women need to wear.....
    Their cheeks on show, because in part of the dance a lot of thigh and bottom slapping takes place, ( as in the Swiss dance, you know leather pants and all that...) Culminating in a free for all where anything can happen and often does! Incidentaly, the male dancers are sometimes known as the 'Dongas', can't imagine why!.
    So you get my drift, a SPANKING time for all!
    Back to our heroine....She collected her chalet keys and located it , she put the key in the door, opened it and peered inside ,she saw......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Swinging bee View Post
    Their cheeks on show, because in part of the dance a lot of thigh and bottom slapping takes place, ( as in the Swiss dance, you know leather pants and all that...) Culminating in a free for all where anything can happen and often does! Incidentaly, the male dancers are sometimes known as the 'Dongas', can't imagine why!.
    So you get my drift, a SPANKING time for all!
    Back to our heroine....She collected her chalet keys and located it , she put the key in the door, opened it and peered inside ,she saw......
    the luxurious chalet that Camber had to offer, lots of expected damp on the windows, lovely hard lumpy beds and an outfit laid out for her on the counter, I can't wear that she thought..............

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