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    Re: Jive addiction - skegness feb weekender

    Quote Originally Posted by Barry View Post
    pussy throwing?

    now that i wud love to see!
    Get yourself in the blues room mate. So much pussy throwing going on in there they've turned ducking into a new blues move.

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    Re: Jive addiction - skegness feb weekender

    Quote Originally Posted by Double Trouble View Post
    But it's Valentines weekend, silly. There will be even more pussy throwing and *peacock feather fluttering than your bog standard average weekender. I predict things will be hot, hot, hot!

    *my c0ck doesn't need to flutter his feathers at me....I've already seen what lies beneath.

    Ive got an image of Gav fluttering his little arms about shouting cockadoodle doo and you shouting at him WHERES ME FLOWERS FOR FEK SAKE. !!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gav View Post
    Is that a local Lincolnshire sport?
    I'm amazed the Cat Protection League haven't put a stop to it!
    Too many dykes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trouble View Post
    Ive got an image of Gav fluttering his little arms about shouting cockadoodle doo and you shouting at him WHERES ME FLOWERS FOR FEK SAKE. !!!
    Have you been watching my home movies again?

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    Re: Jive addiction - skegness feb weekender

    Quote Originally Posted by Barry View Post
    pussy throwing?
    Perhaps exposure to the pussy makes you throw?

    Quote Originally Posted by David Bailey View Post
    Every time I see the thread title, I think "Skegness" + "Feb" = brrrr....
    Skegness is so bracing!

    The Jolly Fisherman showing some good arm styling here too :-)


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    Re: Jive addiction - skegness feb weekender

    Quote Originally Posted by robd View Post



    Skegness is so bracing!

    The Jolly Fisherman showing some good arm styling here too :-)


    A smoker though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Astro View Post
    A smoker though.
    Hey, a willing pipe smoker always gets the thumbs up from me

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    Quote Originally Posted by Astro View Post
    A smoker though.
    yes disgusting habit.

    Pussy throwing is a hidden talent that only dancers have. Its knowing how to throw your pussies without exposing them. Its a trick that takes years of practice. !!!


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    Re: Jive addiction - skegness feb weekender

    Quote Originally Posted by Trouble;528831/
    Its knowing how to throw your pussies without exposing them. Its a trick that takes years of practice. !!!
    I've heard that The British Red Cross will have a few ambulances on standby at Skeggy for those lady dancers who are less experienced at pussy throwing and who are likely to suffer from Pussy Exposure and in some cases, frost bite.

    It's not too serious. They use a miniature silver foil blanket to wrap your twinkle up in, like the ones they use for the runners at the end of the marathon.

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    Re: Jive addiction - skegness feb weekender

    Quote Originally Posted by Double Trouble View Post
    I've heard that The British Red Cross will have a few ambulances on standby at Skeggy for those lady dancers who are less experienced at pussy throwing and who are likely to suffer from Pussy Exposure and in some cases, frost bite.

    It's not too serious. They use a miniature silver foil blanket to wrap your twinkle up in, like the ones they use for the runners at the end of the marathon.
    You should've been a writer for Monty Python or Benny Hill.

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    Re: Jive addiction - skegness feb weekender

    Lol!!

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    Re: Jive addiction - skegness feb weekender

    Quote Originally Posted by Astro View Post
    I've actually got the 12 inch.
    So often said, so rarely proved

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    Re: Jive addiction - skegness feb weekender

    Quote Originally Posted by Andy McGregor View Post
    So often said, so rarely proved
    my first 2 boyfriends both had 10" it took years to relise 10" wasn't the norm.

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    Re: Jive addiction - skegness feb weekender

    This thread's got very weird... all I said was it's cold in Skeggy.

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    Re: Jive addiction - skegness feb weekender

    Quote Originally Posted by David Bailey View Post
    This thread's got very weird... all I said was it's cold in Skeggy.
    That will shrink them a bit.

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    Re: Jive addiction - skegness feb weekender

    Not at all wanting to distract from the pussy throwing but...

    After meeting some of you on Saturday (thanks DTS for pointing out who was who) can I now say I'm getting very excited 3 weeks to go yay *bounces about* you were all very lovely and I look forwards to claiming more hugs and blues cuddles soon x

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    Re: Jive addiction - skegness feb weekender

    Quote Originally Posted by fletch View Post
    my first 2 boyfriends both had 10" it took years to relise 10" wasn't the norm.
    Must have been a bit of disappointment when you found out the sad truth.

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    Re: Jive addiction - skegness feb weekender

    To get back to the boring stuff about roads etc, I was thinking of going via the A46 to Lincoln, which has the guardian angels of the Notts Constabulary Average Speed Camera system watching benignly over it, then the A158 to Skeg. Does anyone know what this stretch of road is like?

    The AA recommend a night-mare cross-country journey through Melton Mowbray and Sleaford as being both the shortest and quickest from Leicester, but I have my doubts.

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    Re: Jive addiction - skegness feb weekender

    Quote Originally Posted by jivecat View Post
    To get back to the boring stuff about roads etc, I was thinking of going via the A46 to Lincoln, which has the guardian angels of the Notts Constabulary Average Speed Camera system watching benignly over it, then the A158 to Skeg. Does anyone know what this stretch of road is like?

    The AA recommend a night-mare cross-country journey through Melton Mowbray and Sleaford as being both the shortest and quickest from Leicester, but I have my doubts.
    For obvious reasons, have been using A46 Newark to Lincoln and A158 to Skeg. It's the easiest and quickest route IMHO. Not encountered any bother with Average Speed Cameras either.

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    Re: Jive addiction - skegness feb weekender

    Quote Originally Posted by David Bailey View Post
    This thread's got very weird...
    Quite entertaining though
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