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    Oh bugger......Anyone know a carpenter with medical training?????

    DTS XX XXXX

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    Ok sport fans I have been making arrows all day, bought all of the kit etc.

    Took me all day and I have finished 1 yes I said 1. Hopefully I shall get quicker or I will just buy loads instead.

    DTS XXX XXX

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    Quote Originally Posted by dave the scaffolder View Post
    Ok sport fans I have been making arrows all day, bought all of the kit etc.

    Took me all day and I have finished 1 yes I said 1. Hopefully I shall get quicker or I will just buy loads instead.

    DTS XXX XXX
    Well done Sweetie

    Only how many to go?

    Rachel
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    Well done Sweetie

    Only how many to go?

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    I need a shed.


    Think I will convert my lounge to a shed. A mans shed...ie no women allowed in it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dave the scaffolder View Post
    I need a shed.


    Think I will convert my lounge to a shed. A mans shed...ie no women allowed in it.

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    your loss sweetie!

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    Quote Originally Posted by dave the scaffolder View Post
    Took me all day and I have finished 1 yes I said 1. Hopefully I shall get quicker or I will just buy loads instead.
    Now is the time to launch an attack on Chateau de Scaffold. Just dodge the first arrow and you'll be fine

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    Me and the Bat have been making arrows this evening, once you get the hang of it they can be turned around quickly.

    Got all of the bows out and the difference in power is staggering, these things will go straight thro a person with ease.

    The Bat aka Rachell seems to be a bit of a natural with a bow, come the end of the world, I shall be staying at home and she can be off a hunting etc. Sounds good to me.

    DTS XXX XXX

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    Quote Originally Posted by dave the scaffolder View Post
    Me and the Bat have been making arrows this evening, once you get the hang of it they can be turned around quickly.

    Got all of the bows out and the difference in power is staggering, these things will go straight thro a person with ease.

    The Bat aka Rachell seems to be a bit of a natural with a bow, come the end of the world, I shall be staying at home and she can be off a hunting etc. Sounds good to me.

    DTS XXX XXX
    Just call me Maid Marion!

    I only hit the wardrobe once (whoops) and the wall a few times

    It was really fun!

    Rachel
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    AYL

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    Quote Originally Posted by dave the scaffolder View Post
    Me and the Bat have been making arrows this evening, once you get the hang of it they can be turned around quickly.

    Got all of the bows out and the difference in power is staggering, these things will go straight thro a person with ease.

    The Bat aka Rachell seems to be a bit of a natural with a bow, come the end of the world, I shall be staying at home and she can be off a hunting etc. Sounds good to me.

    DTS XXX XXX
    I hope to good you have got nice brick walls in your flat, I would hate to see an arrow go through a stud partion wall and hit somebody on the otherside
    Happy New Year to you and Rachel

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    Re: Best Xmas Present's EVER

    Quote Originally Posted by Batgirl View Post
    Just call me Maid Marion!

    I only hit the wardrobe once (whoops) and the wall a few times

    It was really fun!

    Rachel
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    AYL
    If you are Maid Marion - who is DTS?

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    I think he has the legs for some crumpled green tights.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sunnybunny View Post
    I think he has the legs for some crumpled green tights.

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    Don't forget the hat cocked at a rakish angle Martin

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    I don't know, I can quite imagine DTS in green wrinkled tights, hat at a jaunty angle leaping through the woods with his bows

    Or is that just my overactive imagination?

    Rachel
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    Quote Originally Posted by Batgirl View Post
    I don't know, I can quite imagine DTS in green wrinkled tights, hat at a jaunty angle leaping through the woods with his bows
    Pop round early and catch him unawares... you never know

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    Re: Best Xmas Present's EVER

    Quote Originally Posted by Batgirl View Post
    I don't know, I can quite imagine DTS in green wrinkled tights, hat at a jaunty angle leaping through the woods with his bows

    Or is that just my overactive imagination?

    Rachel
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    Would there be any facial hair ? And what kind of footwear? - any leather? Are there pictures?
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    Where are Jivelad's cartoons when you need them!

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    With these knee's I will not be leaping anywhere pips.

    DTS XXX XXX

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    Quote Originally Posted by CheesyRobMan View Post

    Can she actually draw it, let alone string it? Those things originally required about 400lbs of force to draw back - that's like lifting a 28 stone man with one arm.
    Quote Originally Posted by Lory View Post
    I've done this on holidays and I'm quite good at it, although I always end up with a massive bruise on the top of my arm, that string flippin' well hurts when it snaps back!
    That's one hell of a wedgie

    Quote Originally Posted by Astro View Post
    My ironing board got left behind when I moved house 9 years ago. It really was an accident.

    But I've never felt the need to buy a new one.
    In my last home, I had a stepladder. My real ladder left when I was 5

    Quote Originally Posted by dave the scaffolder View Post
    Pm me if you have any blowy up type sh1t you want to get shot of.

    DTS XXX XXX
    I got an inflatable turd for Xmas!

    Quote Originally Posted by dave the scaffolder View Post
    I shall bow to your bowing the Bow type situation.

    Takes a bow and leaves.

    DTS XXXX XXXX
    Quote Originally Posted by Astro View Post
    The English language eh!

    No wonder it's a baffling languge to learn.
    Yes - Eats, Shoots and Leaves a hole in the wardrobe comes to mind

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    Re: Best Xmas Present's EVER

    And I got a ticket to see Strictly Live

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