Christmas present ideas?

[Spinmaster]

Any of you chaps stuck for ideas of what to get your wife. How about a Steam Generator Iron so she can whiz through your ironing giving her plenty of time to get your dinner ready in the nice new cooker you surprised her with.

Or may be she needs a bit of a hand with keeping the house tidy so you could surprise her with a new Miele Vacuum Cleaner.

However if you wife is looking for something that sparkles how about a Gorenje fridge freezer encrusted with Swarovski Crystals. Everytime the she goes to the fridge to fetch you a beer she will melt at the sight of those sparkling crystals. Bit on the pricey side but I’m sure she is worth it.

[martingold]

Any of you chaps stuck for ideas of what to get your wife. How about a Steam Generator Iron so she can whiz through your ironing giving her plenty of time to get your dinner ready in the nice new cooker you surprised her with.

Or may be she needs a bit of a hand with keeping the house tidy so you could surprise her with a new Miele Vacuum Cleaner.

i can see christmas in your house will be quite interesting to say the least

[Dreadful Scathe]

i can see christmas in your house will be quite interesting to say the least

you trying it ? I'd try it but the only way any of you would know how successful it was would be by reading my headstone after the fact.

[David Franklin]

I'd try it but the only way any of you would know how successful it was would be by reading my headstone after the fact.

[robd]

How can the vacuum fall on top of DS if the iron has already pinned it to his genitals?

[David Franklin]

How can the vacuum fall on top of DS if the iron has already pinned it to his genitals?

Wife lying across DS, pinning iron over genitals, vacuum cleaner over the face.

[Isn't it obvious?]

[Astro]

Wife lying across DS, pinning iron over genitals, vacuum cleaner over the face.

[Isn't it obvious?]

Just as well he is already booked into hospital over Xmas.