I introduced a work colleague to Ceroc two weeks ago, this morning he came into my lab to tell me that he'd danced with two ladies this morning already!
I think people are going to be too scared to ask him "so what did you do last night..."
I was on my way to work this morning, when some kind of waste collection tanker lorry pulled out in front me (you know, the kind they use for emptying cesspits etc).
Just as I was about to curse it, I noticed a small white notice on the back which read: "No stools are kept in this vehicle overnight".
Then I noticed the numberplate: "V3 POO"
It certainly made me start my day with a smile
Has anything made you smile or laugh today?
I introduced a work colleague to Ceroc two weeks ago, this morning he came into my lab to tell me that he'd danced with two ladies this morning already!
I think people are going to be too scared to ask him "so what did you do last night..."
My date for lunch today(you know who you are) always makes my smile
Scarface out x
The fact that this time tomorrow I will be on my way to Breeze
The bill from the garage for my MOT...wryly
The sunshine outside and being able to go for a short walk this morning in the countryside around where I live..happily
if you love the life you live then you'll get a lot more done
The fact that tomorrow will be my last day in a job that has been making me alternately angry and miserable for 5 months - finally I can move on!
I haven't got much to smile about today. I'm off work sick with an eye infection that's so painful and itchy that I want to get a rusty fork and pluck my eye out with it and put it in the bin, but, one thing has made me smile today...
..Gav, congratulations on being awarded a fantastic, year long contract today. I knew you'd get it you sexy geeky, nerdy, author, you.
I've already spent the money by the way.
...a long email and pictures from a friend in the states. Perfect way to start the day!
Waking up to find my big black cat sitting on me purring.
This was extra special as we got him from a rescue centre and have had him for two years now and he never purrs. Most of the time he just bites and scratches and then runs away.
Gav - Congratulations. Well done.
DT - Hope you are feeling better soon my love. Please stay away from the rusty forks though.
Finding out my mum and dad are coming to visit me within the next couple of days.
Nothing
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Also, asking an 8 year old in the literacy lesson, to give me a word that rhymes with glass.
He said arse!
What made me smile today? Well, obviously the up-coming weekender ...
And my lunch! Marc always makes me a pack up for lunch, and I never know quite what's going to be in it, though it often contains anything left over from his previous night's cooking stint.
Today's lunch was one of the biggest I've ever seen and consisted of: baked potato, pasta bake-thingy, egg-fried rice with veggies, egg, and a quorn grill. All squeezed into one lunchbox.
And I ate it all!
R. x
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