Dancing Pumps - or Running Spikes?

[John S]

Our local venue was packed with newcomers on Monday, probably due to the interest created by the Strictly Come Dancing phenomenon.

One new lady I danced with was obviously in deep SCD mode, as she told me that she felt just like one of the celebrities on Strictly, being whirled around the floor by Brendan Foster.

Must slow down ...... must slow down........

(Should have told her I was really John S)