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    Living with Madonna: is it worth it?

    Well for Guy Ritchie - perhaps not.

    Madge was controlling his diet: steamed fish and vegetables - and no TV.

    I like this quote: "The evening meal would consist of steamed fish and seasonal vegetables. If Guy fancied a pie and a pint he would have to nip down to the pub. That sort of stodge was banned from the family home."

    Would you live with a woman who wanted to control your diet and lifestyle like that? The upside could be that you get to shag Madonna..........

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    Re: Living with Madonna: is it worth it?

    I'm sure if Guy Ritchie wanted Pie and Chips in his own home, he could have put his foot down and told her to stick her steamed veg somewhere warm to simmer.

    The main reason Madonna stayed with Guy this long is because he is not a push over and does not let her act like a spoilt diva. I don't think their marriage split has anything to do with her quest for a healthy diet...more to do with her gallivanting with other men when Guy is not about.

    I dunno what the fuss is all about with Madonna. I mean, she looks fit for 50, but she comes across as an ass 'ol most of the time. Maybe he's better off out of it. He's rich by his own (well, his fathers) means so he wont go short in the totty department. He'll be beating younger, fitter, nicer totty off with a shltty stick.

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    Re: Living with Madonna: is it worth it?

    Quote Originally Posted by Double Trouble View Post
    I'm sure if Guy Ritchie wanted Pie and Chips in his own home, he could have put his foot down and told her to stick her steamed veg somewhere warm to simmer.

    The main reason Madonna stayed with Guy this long is because he is not a push over and does not let her act like a spoilt diva. I don't think their marriage split has anything to do with her quest for a healthy diet...more to do with her gallivanting with other men when Guy is not about.

    I dunno what the fuss is all about with Madonna. I mean, she looks fit for 50, but she comes across as an ass 'ol most of the time. Maybe he's better off out of it. He's rich by his own (well, his fathers) means so he wont go short in the totty department. He'll be beating younger, fitter, nicer totty off with a shltty stick.
    You are pure class Double Trouble....

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    Re: Living with Madonna: is it worth it?

    Quote Originally Posted by JiveLad View Post
    Would you live with a woman who wanted to control your diet and lifestyle like that? The upside could be that you get to shag Madonna..........
    I'd do it for £150 million.
    Let your mind go and your body will follow. – Steve Martin, LA Story

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    Re: Living with Madonna: is it worth it?

    I feel sorry for Guy ,imagine going to bed with someone who wears conical shaped bras

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    Re: Living with Madonna: is it worth it?

    Quote Originally Posted by ducasi View Post
    I'd do it for £150 million.

    Forget Madonna and Guy, for £150m I'd shag JiveLad for 7 years!!

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    Re: Living with Madonna: is it worth it?

    Quote Originally Posted by Filthy Monkey View Post
    Forget Madonna and Guy, for £150m I'd shag JiveLad for 7 years!!
    JL thats an offer you wont get everyday.... get ya cheque book out quick... LOL

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    Re: Living with Madonna: is it worth it?

    Quote Originally Posted by JiveLad View Post
    Well for Guy Ritchie - perhaps not.

    Madge was controlling his diet: steamed fish and vegetables - and no TV.

    I like this quote: "The evening meal would consist of steamed fish and seasonal vegetables. If Guy fancied a pie and a pint he would have to nip down to the pub. That sort of stodge was banned from the family home."

    Would you live with a woman who wanted to control your diet and lifestyle like that? The upside could be that you get to shag Madonna..........
    Yet another wonderful thread from the prolific Jivelad.

    I hope the International Man Of Mystery isn't charging some poor overseas company £600 a day for strategic consultancy while prowling Ceroc Scotland !

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    Re: Living with Madonna: is it worth it?

    Quote Originally Posted by marcusj View Post
    Yet another wonderful thread from the prolific Jivelad.

    I hope the International Man Of Mystery isn't charging some poor overseas company £600 a day
    Thanks Marcus

    I discussed this with David Bailey on Sunday at Berko: ie how do you do work and the forum at the same time? His response was that in fact he probably spends maybe 5 mins here and there - and as he is a speed reader it doesn't add up to that much time.

    For me, it really comes and goes in spurts...........

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    Re: Living with Madonna: is it worth it?

    Quote Originally Posted by JiveLad View Post
    ie how do you do work and the forum at the same time? His response was that in fact he probably spends maybe 5 mins here and there - and as he is a speed reader it doesn't add up to that much time.
    That and giving little thought to your responses

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    Re: Living with Madonna: is it worth it?

    Quote Originally Posted by JiveLad View Post
    The upside could be that you get to shag Madonna..........
    That's the upside? Shagging an old lady that looks like a muscular little boy?

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    Re: Living with Madonna: is it worth it?

    Quote Originally Posted by Gav View Post
    That's the upside? Shagging an old lady that looks like a muscular little boy?

    Insofar as I think of it at all, I think it's sad.

    I also think I'd rather read about almost anything else at all in the papers than the breakup (or the start, or potential inklings) of celebrity marriages.

    I simply can't understand why anyone gives ****.

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    Re: Living with Madonna: is it worth it?

    Quote Originally Posted by JiveLad View Post
    The upside could be that you get to shag Madonna..........
    That's an upside?

    Quote Originally Posted by Double Trouble View Post
    I dunno what the fuss is all about with Madonna. I mean, she looks fit for 50,
    I have to say, I've never known what all the fuss is about Madonna. Leaving aside her age, she's got the kind of face that's made for radio. Shagging her would require, at the very least, a head-sized paper bag to be applied to her beforehand.*



    *And possibly a liking for throwing chipolatas up Oxford Street.

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    Re: Living with Madonna: is it worth it?

    Quote Originally Posted by JiveLad View Post
    ....... The upside could be that you get to shag Madonna..........
    Quote Originally Posted by JiveLad View Post
    ....... For me, it really comes and goes in spurts...........
    Must you be quite so graphic ? ;-)

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    Re: Living with Madonna: is it worth it?

    Quote Originally Posted by Filthy Monkey View Post
    Forget Madonna and Guy, for £150m I'd shag JiveLad for 7 years!!
    City bonuses must be down this year...

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